Qui-Gon, as a ghost: I made Obi-Wan into the Jedi he is today
Cody: you fucked up a perfectly good child is what you did
Cody: look at him he’s got anxiety


#interview with the vampire#iwtv#the vampire armand#assad zaman

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Qui-Gon, as a ghost: I made Obi-Wan into the Jedi he is today
Cody: you fucked up a perfectly good child is what you did
Cody: look at him he’s got anxiety
I have hysterical fits every time when I see @palprotein’s avatar.
And I stored and packaged all of my emotions into this pic…
Guess who's back? Back again... Astray's back - with a crackfic.
So, I jumped on the Palprotein Bandwagon, so here.
Title: The Rise and Fall of Darth Thicc-ious
Pairing: The Chancellor and his Ego
Warning: This is pure, unadulterated crack. It is probably very cursed so I advise caution. But I promise, it's funny!
Summary: Being a Sith Lord in disguise was hard work, and Chancellor Palpatine wanted to make sure he had the odds stacked in his favour when the time came to confront a certain nuisance.
Now, the odds were not the only things that got stacked.
Neither did things go quite according to plan.
The Rise and Fall of Darth Thicc-ious
I just saw someone refer to the child as ‘gogurt’ and I will never recover
this—this right here
i saw one second of obi-wan and decided to die
Obi-Wan: *doesn’t have the high ground*
Everyone:
SW characters as messages
Obi-Wan Kenobi:
Anakin Skywalker:
Ahsoka Tano:
Yoda:
Mace Windu:
Palpatine: