#parkour!!!!

[rageflippedtables]

Mashing the blorbos together like play dough...

[protect-daniel-james]

Keano dealing with the reporters after his Saipan exit in 2002.

[emilyjunk]

Are you still doing headcanons? If so, how about a bemily AU with a Traceur Beca and Track Athlete Emily?

emily’s been running track since 5th grade. she does hurdles and high jump and the 400

the summer between 7th and 8th grade, beca and her neighbor/best friend/biggest pain in her 13 year old ass jesse become obsessed with watching parkour videos on youtube and decide they wanna try

jesse sucks and quits after like 3 sessions but beca falls in love with it and is always running around, hopping over shit and sliding down things

her dad is really pissed because she always slides down the banister and in 8th grade she accidentally breaks it

in 10th grade emily decides she’s gonna do cross country in the fall to stay in shape for spring

during summer, she starts training and goes for long runs 

one day she’s running on a marked trail/sidewalk next to this wall thing when all of a sudden a person leaps over it like a fucking monkey and slams into her and they both go crashing into the ground

it hurts and emily maybe cries just a little bit like the smallest amount

the figure is beca and shes like fuck fuck fuck sorry omg wow im the worst are you okay dude?????? shit this person i just totally knocked over is really cute.....

beca offers to buy her lunch to make up for it

they end up dating and emily loves to tell people they met when her soulmate literally fell out of the sky and knocked her off her feet

they like to race each other but beca always loses unless they run on a course that’s not just flat

annoying gfs that constantly take ab selfies together where they’re smirking into the mirror and holding their shirts up with one hand and pointing at their abs with the other

beca goes to all emily’s track meets even though they last all fucking day and are really boring except for emily’s heats

she likes to drool at emilys legs in those tiny track shorts

snapback!beca lives here unless emily steals them which totally always happens

in high school beca lives on monsters and red bulls which emily thinks is disgusting

emily likes to make parkour/track puns to beca, like are you tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day etc etc

emily gets a track scholarship to UCLA and beca wants to make music so she says fuck it to college and follows her gal to LA

beca likes LA because there are lots of cool traceurs there that she can make friends with and also she lives with emily and they get tan and listen to music and run on the beach together and it’s bliss 

the end

[epaily]

ive liked rami malek for a while now, watching bohemian rhapsody furthered that incredibly (along with my love of queen) and now im watching mr robot and seeing elliot alderson have an anxiety breakdown on screen? i think ive formed a Connection

[lacaja-depandora]

[tusfails]

[bat-brigade]

I absolutely refuse to believe that the Bat-kids haven't broken into Wayne Enterprise's and done the Office Parkour skit WHILE BRUCE HAD A VERY IMPORTANT MEETING AT LEAST ONCE!!!