#partents

[just-stories-and-prompts]

Imagine #4

Imagine person A of your OTP coming home to person B, a generally broody and stoic person singing to their new  baby.

[mennymoon]

My problem :( haha

[livvyluna]

My measurement to see if I’m actually tired is “could I do a cartwheel right now?”

So when my dad asked me if I was too tired to drive home I responded “I could do a cartwheel” this lead to some confusion.

End of story my dad came and picked me up. 

[roodbaardtatsandart]

#sandblast #mask #opel #car #logo #spool #thread #needle #traditional #blackandgrey #tattoo on Paul's lowerleg #homage to his #partents and #aunt done today @pointblank #weert #frankie_deny

[tabisha-tabitha-tabby]

When my dad comes to me with a problem with his phone

“Well did you turn it off and turn it back on again?”

[jooh11]

p a r e n t s by neamoscou on Flickr.

[classicguardedbitch]

Office Talk

Co-worker: So what did you do this weekend?

2co-woker: Got drunk, came in late my dad was pissed!

Co-worker: What, why?

2co-worker: My dad knows my every location, he can track my phone!

  ME: SIDEEYE!!

  *just saying we are all over the age of 20, why the hell is your father tracking your every move?

[dancinginthereigns]

Jesus Christ, I don't mean to sound like a 'spoiled white girl' or whatever fucking tumblr wants to label it this time, but my dad's either annoying or grumpy as fuck and there's literally no inbetween, I swear.