#pastry writes

[thecroissantwriter]

Little sneak peek of something I’m working on:

You lived in a fairy tale.

The skies were clear, blue as the sea, and not an inch of rain dared to fall; the darkest of the clouds never strayed too close to the heart of the world and the waters surrounding the shores were always calm, still, horrified at the notion of causing a ruckus. White castles sparkling the gold and silver hues of heaven reached up from the hills like the blades of angels calling upon the bluff of misfortune.

And beneath these castles and pure monoliths came thick layers of earth, and beneath the earth came stone and the cold of caves, and beneath that came the slums, where darkness reigned and where the sun refused to show its face. Wooden scraps thrown down from the paradise built upon the labor of an unlucky generation were treasured, cherished, all that these people had to make shelter against the monsters that lurked.

This was the life you were given.

Not one of endless balls beneath sun-kissed chandeliers, cups swirling with wine as red as the blushing cheeks of the gloved hands that clung to them, but one of endless death and decay, where despair was weaponized by the carnivorous creatures that had gotten a taste for human blood.

But that could be changed.

[croissantlover24]

I love God DCA AUs… and I already have one at the moment… but what’s the harm in one more? XD

Here are their references! Sun and Moon are very tall lol. Sun loves being a god and helping people but Moon would rather be left alone ;)

That brings in the story! You, a newly hired assistant by Sun as a surprise for the—according to Sun—stressed Moon God, begin to realize that you are not welcome. However, you have a job to do, and you are determined to do it—whether Moon wants you to or not.

The more you try, though, the more aggressive Moon gets—and you begin to wonder if it’s really worth all the trouble. What if he snaps one day and you lose your life?

Moon is notorious for his short temper, after all.

More details about their personality below cut! :)

Moon dresses very casually. He sees godhood less as a responsibility and more as a burden. He does anything he can to avoid being around people. He knows about his reputation and is happy for it: people don’t bother him when he’s rude to them and ignores their prayers. (He doesn’t know that some people hate him enough to be driven to murder, however :) ). He’s rather hostile and careless but grows softer when you get to know him better. He’s inherently much worse to you as he never wanted an assistant and wasn’t told he was going to get one beforehand.

Sun, however, takes his role very seriously. He’s kind to everyone he meets and has no qualms with talking to those who need his guidance. He loves all the celestial motifs and drapes himself in them: his clothes are covered in suns and stars. His people love him. He’s the favorite out of the two.

[pastrydragon]

Can I ask for general relationship fluff hcs with your favorite Batman rogues?

How about some PDA headcanons?

Riddler

Will literally take time during his crime broadcasts to brag about his SO.

If they’re willing to play “Lovely Assistant” during his show he’ll even give them a quick kiss on camera if they do something he thinks is particularly cute.

Edward will dispense romantic compliments, hugs and kisses to his SO anytime anywhere.

Emphasis on romantic.

He’s kind of uncomfortable with sexual PDA, suggestive flirting and subtle touches are nice but anything too obvious will upset him.

He prefers to keep the details of his sex life private and enjoys being the only one who gets to see his SO that way.

Scarecrow 

I wouldn’t go so far as to call Jonathan an exhibitionist but he definitely appreciates his SO giving him affection in front of others.

While few and far between, John has had some romantic relationships, but none of those people ever wanted to be with him publicly.

It was always “Too soon” “Unprofessional” or worst of all, “Embarrassing”

So when his current SO gives him a long kiss on the mouth in front of his friends he practically turns to goo.

He gets a little thrill when his partner gives him a kiss on the neck or grope on the ass in public.

Not because people are watching, but because it means SO thinks he’s desirable and is proud to be with him, it gives a sense of permanence to the relationship in his mind.

Mad Hatter

Most of the time Jervis prefers to keep his affections low key in public.

Unless of course he feels like someone is giving his SO unwanted attention. (Certainly unwanted by him at any rate.)

Jervis doesn’t like to admit it but he can be a tad possessive.

Preferably he’ll take a seat in SO’s lap and start kissing them on the cheeks and fiddling with their shirt collar.

The man is a menace and isn’t above salacious promises to get his SO to go home early with him if the source of unwanted attention won’t take a damn hint.

Alternatively he could simply hypnotize the unwanted attention into walking away(and off a short pier.) if his SO is openly annoyed at the unwanted attention.

Penguin

The only person on this list that refrains from too much PDA out of a sense of propriety.

Possessiveness, personal insecurity and a general preference for privacy are all reasons he understands perfectly well, but he’s mostly interested in retaining a certain kind of image.

He’s a man of class, charm and elegance. 

He actively avoids crass displays and only engages in purely romantic interactions with SO while in public.

A light peck on the cheek or cooed compliment are both common displays from him.

He does enjoy showing his partner off to friends and associates just like any other prideful bird, but never in a a vulgar way.

Two Face

Harvey is a possessive bastard.

He does NOT like people leering at his lover for any amount of time.

Even if it’s because they’re being affectionate with him.

Harvey is the kind of boyfriend that rents private rooms at restaurants so he can hit on his date in peace.

It’s honestly a bit silly.

Harley

Harley wouldn’t know “modest” if it bit her on the booty shorts.

She’ll make out with her date in a public park at 2pm.

And it’s 50/50 whether she keeps it completely above the belt.

This women will say depraved shit that belongs buried in the depths of 2010 wattpad to her SO while in hearing distance of 20 different people.

No hesitation no regret.

She doesn’t even get off on it she just genuinely doesn’t care who hears, it’s honestly kind of impressive.

Catwomen

EVIL.

She’s not doing this for the pleasure of the act itself she’s doing this to torture SO specifically.

Selina will slide her fingernails from the top of SO’s spine and into their back pocket for a squeeze while no one is looking.

She’ll whisper everything she’s going to do to them later while no ones listening.

Then she’ll slip inside jokes about it into the conversations she’s having with other people just to fuck around with them further.

Finally, she’ll disappear into the night in the shadow of her broken promises… Until she shows up at SO’s house an hour later.

Poison Ivy

Very similar to Harley in lack of fucks to give.

She should be able to freely show her SO affection regardless of who’s there.

And woe to those who disagree with her.

Any complaints about her being “inappropriate” will be met with a handful of hay fever to the face.

And any cat calling or wolf whistling will be met with a garden pot full of death to the everywhere. 

Music Meister

This man will go as far as his partner lets him, he’s pretty much done away with the concept of “socially acceptable behavior” since becoming a supervillain. 

He was never a fan of that jazz anyway.

Besides the most extreme reaction he gets from fellow rogues to his shenanigans is to be told to “Get a room!” By Oswald.

Everyone else generally just rolls their eyes or teases him.

So besides outright having sex in front of someone he’s up for anything!

And hey, if it was the right person watching, Something could probably be arranged~

[pastrypurgatory]

its kinda goofy and may not make sense worldbuilding-wise but I think that other species in the Pastry Parodyme should call Robloxians bananas as a slur because they're

yellow (oftentimes)

incapable of normal reproduction (kinda)

not culturally diverse (allegedly)

Digit is a Robloxian live streamer so he would hear this a lot. also this would mean that Banana Bread kinda has a slur in his name.

[croissant24originals]

Hemic targets Vi a lot because Vi reminds her of who she used to be, of the part of her she can’t (and will never) remember the name of.

[thecroissantwriter]

What Fic Should I Update?

Learning to Love Everything You Hate

The Mage’s Apprentice

Bahreestuh

Great Minds Think Alike

A new fic? 👀

Something else (comment or reblog)

Voting ended onAug 3

[croissantlover24]

Lunar needs to stop defending Moon. I swear the only person in this situation with a working brain is Solar. Moon is actively avoiding his brother.

“He [Moon] wants to help, but he doesn’t know how.”

Do you think avoiding the situation helps with that??? You have to experience something to fully know how to handle it, at least in this case. He wants to help? Then he should BE THERE. Not in a lab somewhere, avoiding all of his problems.

“You can’t just force him [Moon] to be here.”

Yes, you can, and at this point, I think they should.

[thecroissantwriter]

I love DCA fanfictions where the DCA is some sort of horror creature that knows far more about the multiverse than you, the reader, do and has to hide it, and indirectly themselves, from you for your own safety and sanity, BUT

What if it was the other way around?

What if the reader is the one knowledgeable about things better left swept under the rug, like demons and multiple dimensions and teleportation and all freaks of nature/violations of science?

What if the DCA and the reader need to escape an awful situation and the reader asks them not to ask questions in exchange for getting them out of their situation through teleportation?

I think that would be fun.