#penelopebunce

[simonsnowsbutter]

my type are idiots too

[ivelovedhimthroughworse]

Fallen from the Sky with Grace

(Post Canon, E, 80K, Updated weekly)

Chapter 16 - Interrogation is now posted.

In this interrogation, Penny is playing good cop, Baz is playing bad cop and Simon is playing chaotic cop. (Because he hasn't noticed that the other two are playing roles, and honestly what's the point of these subterfuge games anyway)

Summary:

Simon's always had a price on his head. Yet, what if Simon were truly incapacitated? Who might step into that power vacuum?

Content warning for blood and a trigger of police brutality.

[pinhaboboo]

penny falling in love

[remusfinglupin]

‼️Any Way the Wind Blows Spoilers‼️

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They spend so much time together that even Penny’s parents begin to question it when they’re not together

[symphonyinviolet]

Alex from RWRB reminds me of Simon from Carry On in a lot of ways, but one way in particular. Like when you see Simon in the beginning of Carry On, he’s all: 

“Baz isn’t here because he’s PLOTTING something.”

“Stop thinking about him” 

“NO PENNY I AM ONTO SOMETHING HERE. I WILL CONTINUE TO THINK ABOUT HIM”

“Ah shit I love him.”

AND THEN ALEX OVER HERE LIKE

“I really dislike this guy even though I can’t stop putting my fingers all over this poster of him.”

“Stop thinking about him”

“NO JUNE HE WANTS ME TO LOOK LIKE A TERRIBLE PERSON I WILL CONTINUE TO THINK OF A WAY TO DEMOLISH HIM”

“Ah shit I love him.”

Both the densest people in LGBTQ+ books.

[eadychase]

Okay, I'm officially passing out now.

[simonssourcherryscones]

Penny: And the last ingredient we need is... the blood of a virgin. Okay Simon, give me your hand and close your eyes

Simon: *looks at Baz blushing* Actually...

[sourpatchboy]