#piffinbricks

[samhaycroft]

Management flicked a nipple of participation certificates to us all via fax when they saw we got home and bong hosed after a cracker of a tour! So many highlights to add to the slide show of life: - flotSam bodyboarding across halfer dozen kegs on his guitar - Jules doing midmeal mouthfeel reviews of punters during his @clipnoise set - flotSean not getting mushrooms he ordered for brekkie - flotSam crabwalking a table across the dance floor to swat his guitar off the ceiling with his other guitar - Jules destroying his bass and then hanging off the rafters - flotSean breaking a lug thingy on his drum drum and ordering another flavourless meal Too many lifen times in the dirt to mention, so many certificates for our friends, too many daze until we return to smear ourselves into your existence! Maybe check if your garden hoses still reach the back fence and remove the skewers from the stoves. .... .... Mum txted saying she's bunged a full pack of laxative chockies in Gramps' celebration urinals cakes he likes to hand out to the parking officers down the shops. He's currently passed out in the linen press from the first batch. .... .... #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #uptosogoodnogood #rockinrooves #piffinbricks #crackintheshits #ratbaggery #aussiemetal #heavymetal #noisemetal #metalhealth #metalmusic #binmetal #tiprats #skipmetal #recycledmetal #metalmetal #metal #goodtimes #funzies #straya (at Cash Converters Australia)

[samhaycroft]

When you body board on your guitar over 6 rolling kegs and the only damage is this slightly squished string, you doin' life right aaaaaaaaay! Saturday night at @diceyrileyshotel got pretty loose with a bit of fisty cuffs in the moshpit. The night before in @thetownie2042 had the cutest moshpit where frenzies were skipping about and cuddling whilst I crab walked a table across the room to clobber this guitar off the ceiling. A lot of highlights for a fun weekend of @iamduckeye & @pegbucket shenanigans! Thanks heaps everyone who gave us their time and energy to make it fun as always, see you all asap! .... .... Mum txted saying she's steamed some dim sims on the station wagon radiator and Gramps wants poached eggs but there's only his left over laxative chocolate eggs so they'll have to do. .... .... #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #uptosogoodnogood #rockinrooves #piffinbricks #crackintheshits #ratbaggery #aussiemetal #heavymetal #noisemetal #metalhealth #metalmusic #binmetal #tiprats #skipmetal #recycledmetal #metalmetal #metal #doommetal #guitarrepair #goodtimes

[samhaycroft]

Management crawled out from under a rock only to discover more rock and heavy meddle in the shape of this guitar pedal by our Jules @medoramps available in the form of 2 shows this weekend in NSW! There's no better way to get that face melting dad riffery of the @foofighters acoustic album then with any of Julesy's master work for the ears! If you're struggling to get that Metallica cover band @metallica medley of the Load / Reload era to land right in the middle of the road of tone, then look no further than the merch desk this weekend at @thetownie2042 on Friday or @diceyrileyshotel on Saturday! But if you need to look further than you just sitting in your bedroom on the YouTubes, head over to his insty page @medoramps and shoot him your favourite cat video and he'll no sooner block you and reply with a cover of @disturbed doing a cover of something that dad's will be hailing as the saviour of Dadsville! Bong on! .... .... Mum txted saying she can hear Gramps inserting bamboo shoots under his finger nails before plugging in his @medoramps Hurt Circuit cos that's what the instructions specify when tackling a cover of anything by @russellcrowe 30 odd feet of Tinea! .... .... #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #uptosogoodnogood #rockinrooves #piffinbricks #crackintheshits #ratbaggery #aussiemetal #heavymetal #noisemetal #metalhealth #metalmusic #binmetal #tiprats #skipmetal #recycledmetal #metalmetal #metal #rigsofdad #rigsofdoom #goodtimes #funzies (at The Townie)

[samhaycroft]

Management faxed us through this happy snap of Jules finishing off a doily ensemble for the bureau in @the_coronation last night in Grip and Rip Ipswich! With Morton, Dayne and the other one making sure the kettle was boiled and tea leaves steeped, this collective of ratbags made sure the ham radio was turned up to at least 2 and a half to get that sewing circle pumping! It wasn't long until Beryl Backwash was trawling for half sucked durries in the ashtray and reelin' off stories of slingin her undies onto the ceiling like flickin' a pickle with Maccas cheese burger wrapper! That's when the knitting circle turned sour and Beryl got ECW wrestled into the ceiling fan and swiftly woven into a barbed wire scarf and beanie ensemble and helicopter spun into the wheelie bin out back! No blouses are in need of dry cleaning and we are due back for bingo as soon as possible! .... .... Mum txted saying nana has cross stitched some hessian sack eye patches onto Gramps whilst he naps off his brekkie bucket bong sesh so when he wakes up he thinks he's blinded by pink eye. She's left some pudding in the fridge for us later. ... ... #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #uptosogoodnogood #rockinrooves #piffinbricks #crackintheshits #ratbaggery #aussiemetal #heavymetal #noisemetal #metalhealth #metalmusic #doommetal #sludgemetal #binmetal #tiprats #skipmetal #recycledmetal #metalmetal #metal #rigsofdad #rigsofdoom #goodtimes #funzies

[samhaycroft]

Management busted a pooper valve when they saw this cracker shot of flotSean & the Lego fort he built at @thebrunnyhotel recently! It's rare that light escapes the event horizon that is his brown hole, let alone it falling smack bang into the bong resin smudged lens of Stevie Hawkingollies disposable camera! So deceptive is both second hand Tupperware salesman Stevie and his camera handy work that you could be mistaken for thinking that it's a shot of all 17 members of @foofighters commonly referred to as Dave Grohl. You'd also be forgiven, then Unforgiven, then reUnforgiven for swearing it was the drummer of @metallica cover band, Lars Ulrich! But make no mistake, this lord of the ringpull is our very own flotSean caught mid flight in his natural habitat; knocking back tinnies and smokin' the Winnies whilst pondering the mysteries of the universe like "where do you stack custard apples? In the fruit or dairy section?" It's the big questions that lead us to the only answer, playin' flippers pinball and pineapple fritters at Frazzled Shazza's Fish and Chip Emporium in Croydon industrial area after the show! That, and doin' bulk hand stand bongs between the pinnies is pretty good too. Don't tilt the machine or you have to put your hand in the deep fryer, house rules. --- Mum txted saying she's found Gramps twisting staples together to make barbs to sprinkle in the shower as a surprise for when we get home. He'll be patrolling the yard naked as usual so just turn on the sprinkler and he'll come inside. #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #uptosogoodnogood #rockinrooves #piffinbricks #loveyamum #ratbaggery #aussiemetal #heavymetal #noisemetal #metalhealth #metalmusic #doommetal #sludgemetal #binmetal #tiprats #skipmetal #recycledmetal #metalmetal #metal #rigsofdad #rigsofdoom #bindrums #drums #mums (at The Brunswick Hotel)

[samhaycroft]

Management cut sick when they saw this cracker shot of us ordering a couple of hot dogs from the bar at the Eastern in BallaHOTrat on the weekend! They were well stoked jetSam only ordered for himself and Jules cos flotSean is a drummer and that's a choice he'll have to live with for the rest of his life. Now you can't get drummers wet, befriend them or feed them after midnight and we were informed at 3am he ate the carrier pigeon bearing news of the Beyond Black 2 festival raising $3500 for the @beyondblueofficial organisation! That's better than multiple drummers! And speaking of blue, we were accosted at our doily sale trestle table by a nude fan called Bren 4thDaninKaraoke saying that our extended encore set of a solid 17 minutes plus a smoko reminded him of a "happy @thenationblue"! Like a bum full of hammers, he nailed the crap out of our drungent soiled toilet performance that evening! We smashed our rendition of a @foofighters medley, lifting highlights from their probably highly acclaimed acoustic album where they covered Disturbed playing Sound of Silence at the Rusty Facets Retirement Village and then we pummelled our cover version of Lars Ulrichprick of @metallica tribute band Metallica butchering his own drumbeat from his hit song "With or Without You" on Guitar Hero whilst disappearing up his own bottom! A lot of great stuff happened in the 'Rat, a lot of great people! Thanks heaps everyone! --- Mum txted saying she's pumped cos she's figured out a vegetarian hot dog for flotSean; it's a raw carrot in Gramps' slipper. Plus he's gone and added some thumbtacks as garnish and says it's self-saucing. --- #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #uptonogood #rockinrooves #piffinbricks #loveyamum #ratbaggery #aussiemetal #heavymetal #noisemetal #metalhealth #metalmusic #doommetal #sludgemetal #binmetal #tiprats #skipmetal #recycledmetal #metalmetal #beyondblue #beyondblack #gratitude #thankyou #australianbands #rigsofdad #rigsofdoom

[samhaycroft]

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Management shot burger sauce from their nipples when they shoved this VHS into their face holes! Our flotSean mixed the sound turds we delivered and rolled this new tune TIP RAT in a truckload of fairy dust to make it sound as pungent as the bottom of Harry the Butcher's wheelie bin in the sun! We can't say when the album will be due to contractual obligations stating that we need to perform at least 6 or 7 doughies on the council flowers planted near the town square on the roundabout & play a 17 minute @metallica medley consisting of the highlights from the Load/Reload era finishing with the drum solo of Lars playing along with himself on Guitar Hero. We take our record deal very seriously as Floppy Gavin of Gavin Ago Karnt Records won't deliver the 7 tapes of us he made to @mgmdistribution if we don't make good on the napkin we signed at Frazzled Shazza's Fish and Chip Emporium the night we were all completely cooked from snorting Wizz Fizz sherbet lines at the cop shop whilst waiting for Gav to make bail for doing nude pizza deliveries on his pushie. Mum txted saying she's pulled a party pack of sosso rolls out of the freezer but we'll have to fry them cos Gramps is drying his budds in the oven again. Bring home some pickle juice UDLs and we'll do metho shots before headin' to @thebrunnyhotel next Satday night 3rd of Feb, free entry. #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #goodtimes #funzies #brutallica #uptosogoodnogood #rockinrooves #piffinbricks #crackintheshits #australianbands #heavymetal #punkrock #doommetal #metal #aussiemetal #rigsofdad #sludgemetal #compostrock #binmetal #tiprats @samhaycroft @medoramps @mapexaustralia @medorart #skipmetal #supportlocalmusic #goaway (at The Brunswick Hotel)