I was in Pilates class and the gals were yapping about how everything in Australia wants to kill you and I said oh yeah and in America we just have guns and NO ONE LAUGHED.

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I was in Pilates class and the gals were yapping about how everything in Australia wants to kill you and I said oh yeah and in America we just have guns and NO ONE LAUGHED.
Do not go to pilates hangover. You will gag the entire class and the instructor will put the bucket of shame next to you.
może i leżałam dzisiaj najebana ale wróciłam do domu i zrobiłam pilates. Balans zachowany kurwa
pilates princess!reader ꨄ
𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐣𝐨𝐛 - pilates instructor, surgeon, or secretary!!
𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 - their stainless steel water bottle, workout sets, their perfume collection, and souvenirs from everywhere they’ve gone!!
𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 - sabrina carpenter, madonna, and lana del rey!!
𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞 - quality time and gift giving!!
ꨄ - pilates princess!reader who is always on time no matter what
ꨄ - pilates princess!reader whose closet is color coordinated
ꨄ - pilates princess!reader who is not a fan of the outdoors
ꨄ - pilates princess!reader who loves babies and is in a constant state of baby fever
ꨄ - pilates princess!reader who is always down for a girls night/trip
ꨄ - pilates princess!reader who is always team “dump him”
You have no idea how sacred these twice-a-week Reformer Pilates classes are to me. I have a really hard time switching my brain off so being forced to do it - even if it's only for two hours a week - is such a relief.
Bonus points for my back pain being gone and for having (slightly) abs for the first time ever 😂
(See picture of proof ⬇️⬇️⬇️)
Saturday, 1 August 2026
Breakfast: Cherry Cheesecake Mini Stick; Chocolate Milk
Nuncheon: Banana Nut Muffin; Root Beer
Dinner: Garlic Pepper Koyo Ramen; Monster Trail Mix; Root Beer
Supper:
🎀good morning