#pjo incorrect textposts

[anotherpjofan]

Have we considered Percy and Annabeth before they started dating? They would have been so insufferable like can you imagine

Clarissa: Hey shitface! Your girlfriend wants to see you

Percy: Tell Annabeth I’ll be there in a minute!

Percy: Also she’s not my girlfriend we’re just friends

Clarisse:

Also can you imagine if it got out that Annabeth actually kissed Percy in botl? The whole camp would lose their shit

Silena: You know friends don’t kiss one another on the lips for fun 

Percy: It was an accident Annabeth was aiming for my cheek

Silena: …She literally grabbed your face and kissed you cause she thought you were dying-

Also the fact that people probably knew Percy was also hanging out with Rachel? Gold mine.

Beckendorf: Is Annabeth all right with you seeing Rachel?

Percy: Why wouldn’t she be?

Beckendorf: …Oh I don’t know MAYBE CAUSE SHE LIKES YOU

Percy: I’m way out of her league

Beckendorf: She likes you dude, trust me

Percy: Haha very funny now -

Beckendorf:

And bonus:

Annabeth: I like you Percy

Percy: I like you too now -

Annabeth: I like-like you dumbass

Percy: Good joke Annabeth now help me plan this -

Annabeth:

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Percy: Google how do I get revenge on those who hurt me

Google: The best revenge is letting go and living well

Percy:

Percy: Yahoo how do I get -

[anotherpjofan]

Currently obsessed with the idea of the campers having a betting pool for where Percy and Annabeth got together. Like can you imagine the stuff they did for information? Plus I bet the head of it is Grover cause he’s so sick and tired of being a third wheel.

Grover: Oh how was the movie with Percy?

Annabeth: Why don’t you ask Rachel

Grover:

Or

Clarrise: Hey Prissy when were you going to tell us about the kiss with Annabeth

Percy: I-We uh didn’t kiss before

Clarrise: You did?! When-

Percy: I got to go

So basically Clarrise finds out about the kiss in the botl but obviously none of them understand the context so they keep trying to figure it out

Silena: I hear you and Percy are together when is your first kiss anniversary going to be?

Annabeth: Mhm yeah so about this plan -

Silena:

Annabeth just pretends she can’t hear whenever someone asks and Percy just denies the ever loving shit out of it (even tho he sucks at lying). But then after they finally get together they tell Connor or someone the actual date and then he bets it so that the three of them can split the cash

[anotherpjofan]

You ever think about the fact that Jason Grace was at the roman camp since he was two? Like new rome only allows you to actually live in the city after at least 10 years of service right? So this dude has never been inside a classroom. Let that sink in. Does he even know basic math? Or geography? Or science? Does he even know that the world is round? Does he even know what a smartphone is??

Jason: I wish there was an easy way to call someone who’s far away instead of yelling

Leo: haha very funny Jace now can you call-

Jason: PIPER WE NEED YOU

Also he definitely dosen’t have a concept of money. New Rome uses drachmas right? Which is pure gold? So when he goes into the the gold shop he’s like

Jason: OH I get it now one drachma is the equivalent of $10 000 right?

Piper:

Jason: Everything here is so cheap! I can get 10 000 sweets for one drachma. I’m never going to go back to New Rome

Jason: THOSE CAPTIALISTS ARE SCAMMING US

Piper: I can’t believe you know what capitalism is but not how money works

Piper: Also…are the gods the capitalists then?

There’s so much potential here like does Jason even know about aeroplanes? Like maybe he does subconsciously since he’s the son of Zeus but he’ll just freak out cause why?? do I know this?! Just Jason being clueless at how the rest of the world works.

[anotherpjofan]

Ok but Reyna has such a cool backstory like can you imagine

Thalia: I hate Zeus so much

Reyna: Kill him

Thalia:

Reyna: Trust me it’s not that bad I killed my father I would know

Thalia: Hold on -

Percy: HELL YEAH YOU SHOWED HIM

Also the fact that she’s Bellona’s daughter and supposedly has zero powers (according to everyone else) and she rose to praetor IN 4 YEARS (like she wasn’t even a centurion knowing the romans this girl had to do something ridiculously impressive)

Piper: Wait so Jason became praetor after he defeated Krios?

Reyna: Yeah

Piper: Wasn’t he at the legion for like 12 years being groomed to take the title?

Reyna: Yeah which is why he got it

Piper: Didn’t you become praetor in like your second year here?

Reyna: Yup

Piper:

Oh and bonus

Leo: Ugh this is so boring how long are we going to wait for?

Reyna: This is nothing compared to the time I had to wait to kill the pirates who took over my old island

Leo:

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Nico: Sleep is for the weak

Will: You’re literally swaying on your feet

Nico: Are you calling me weak -

[anotherpjofan]

Have we considered the other campers being unironically scared of kids of the big three? Just think about it, they can kill people with a simple thought and all of them have a huge list of accomplishments to their name so that has to be really intimidating right? But the thing is none of them see it so they just go why aren’t they hanging out with me? :( While the campers are just like PLS STAY AWAY I DONT WANT TO PISS YOU OFF AND GET TURNED INTO WATER 

Also sometimes they just happen to overhear their convos and they’re like

Percy: Is water wet or dry?

Thalia: You’re the resident water guy don’t look at me

Percy: Oh shut up

The campers can’t tell if they’re like trying to kill someone with water or if they’re going to fight cause they’re pissed at one another so they just avoid them. It’ll be so funny cause they’ll do thier best to avoid them and the big three kids will just be like they don’t like me :((

[anotherpjofan]

I just want Piper Leo and Percy to be friends. Like can you imagine the chaos the three of them would cause?

Leo: Alright I need opinions. How long do you think it will take me to hack into a bank and steal a couple of billionaires’ money

Percy : Less than a day for sure

Piper : Please he’ll be making all of them cry within hours

Percy: Fair enough. Wait who do you even intend to hack anyways?

Leo: I didn’t say I was going to. I was just curious.

Percy: Well now you’ve made us curious. How are we supposed to sleep when we’re thinking about this? I. Need. Answers.

Leo: …Sorry? I can hack into a bank and you can time me if you want.

Piper: Hold up -

Piper: That actually works

Percy: I can make cookies and we can watch disney movies as you do it

Piper: At your mom’s right?

Percy: Of course at my mom’s. She’s the best

Leo: …I can’t believe I’m being bought by your mom’s cookies

So that’s how Leo hacks a couple of banks while Percy and Piper try to bother him while making cookies and singing disney songs