#polygarm

[ninjakitten1699]

Garmadon’s got four hands and a tail so I think it fair that he lets his two husbands, his boyfriend, his sorcerer ex, and the wife he deserves hold them.

[ninjakitten1699]

At one point in season 8, since Garmadon’s alive

Lloyd: Okay, we’re seeing the Emperor for important things.

Garm: Mind if I come with?

Lloyd: Why not?

—Later—

Garm: You know I just have to say. You aged well for an emperor.

The emperor: Oh. Thank you?

Lloyd: You know him?

Garm: Oh, I more than know him and his wife.

Lloyd: … No… No, not again. First you, Chen, and Clouse, the former Elemental Alliance, then the twins and mom. Now the emperor AND empress?

Emperor: Yes. Your father has quite a history around him.

Lloyd: … Barely a minute in here and I already want to leave.

[ninjakitten1699]

He’s never prepared when others flirt back at him.

[ninjakitten1699]

The PolyGarm ship but Garmadon’s Oni-Dragon brain wants to call them his pack.

Garmadon: Hi, hello. Yes. You see them over there? Those are my mates. They are part of my pack and here’s the newest addition, Vinny the Cameraman.

Koko: Garmadon please put him down.

Garmadon: But wifey! He’s so small and cute!

Koko: I’m sorry he does this.

Vinny: It’s okay. It’s probably the most exciting thing that’s happened to me in a long time.

Garmadon: Lloyd can have another father.

Lloyd: Dad please just let him go.

Garmadon: Oh come on! Please!

Krux: No you have enough! Put him down! Don’t make me grab the clutch of onions again!

Garmadon: *hiss*

[ninjakitten1699]

Brain says it’s time to have a sad headcanon.

Garmadon has his father’s lifespan, because he’s part dragon-oni, so he’d be alive for a long time and only the GarmaBros and Lloyd would live that long..

Sad part comes in when you realize that Garmadon didn’t want to settle down in his younger years because a bit of him knew he’d long outlive his partners which is why he kept them at a distance and when he didn’t he is forced to say goodbye over and over again.

This just makes the Garmaships all the more sadder in the end.

Edit: I just now realized. Did he just have Krux as a favorite because he would be able to rewind his years and be around a little longer?

[ninjakitten1699]

@dinogaby I mean why not go after feral Oni Garmadon and have him swing both ways?

[ninjakitten1699]

@thetotallyfakeishabbey Whaddya mean he hasn’t ran into Garm’s torso yet?

@dinogaby If Garm can’t cause any fights, he’ll cause gay/bi/pan-ic and watch any of his crushes squeal.

[ninjakitten1699]

So as I’ve learned in my search for mythical creature knowledge to use in my fic universe I’ve come upon something.

Dragons are known for hoarding treasures as they do

But it also turns out that Oni do the same too (even swallowing it and regurgitating it to keep it safe but that’s besides the point.)

And Garmadon could very well have kept those same habits (aside from the swallowing down treasure part because his human body wouldn’t handle that).

Anyways, PolyGarm has also become more and more apparent in my mind and instead of being sensible like I wish my thought process would be, it heads into this direction—

What if Garmadon has the potential to be a sugar daddy and has a few sugar babies?

I love my thought process sometimes but there are times where I should hate it too!