welcome to a collection of random hcs i wrote whilst introducing my man friend to the concept of trans wario
iggys the kind of annoying mf to say 🤓☝️ AHCKORDING to my calculations in response to every single question. is it a joke? maybe. you cant really tell with this freak.
lemmy types in all lowercase. all the time. like goes out of his way to do this, autocorrect HATES a mf that does this. trust i know.
he also uses a ridiculous amount of nonsensical emojis. 🤸🏻♂️💚💛🤸🏾 is what he and iggy send to each other to convey the joy and whimsy of their twinmaxxing bond.
all of ludwigs shoes have a sliiiiight heel. no its not because hes 5'6 why would you think that he just likes the style why would he have a problem with his height what are you saying.
roys worse tbh hes like 6'2 and FURIOUS his sixteen year old brother morton is taller than him. dont even get him started on iggy. he HATES the platform stompers nobody THAT tall should be allowed to wear platforms its just not right.
larry stop spamming reels in the sibling groupchat.
iggy is addicted to cracking every bone in his stupid pool noodle body. serial knuckle cracker. thinks its relieving to crack his neck and not horrifying.
larry is the king of pirating media. this is the kid who used to jailbreak all his devices in middle school and get six billion viruses.
wendy and lemmy are blind box FIENDS. key chain city. figurines on all their shelves. morton likes blind boxes from his favourite animes. larry pretends he isn't the exact same haha he'd never watch anime why would you think he'd watch anime what why do you think that does it seem like he watches anime-
wendy would love sonny angels bro she thinks they're the CUTEST. her brothers think theyre fucking vile. hideous little babies.
blind boxes are so fun its like gambling for girlypops. wendy will openly say this around bowser and he makes a mental note to never let her open a credit card. real lesbians are financially irresponsible. i would know. dont look at my shelf.
lemmy would be tatted as fuck bro. honestly i think most of them would be at some point. because i want tattoos but im poor and giving them to my fictional skrunklies is free.
wendy loved barbie movies as a child. specifically barbie in a mermaid tale. shes the queen of the waaaaaves bro that song goes SO HARD. she used to make her brothers play dolls with her. not cute dolls. they would have fucking court hearings for the fictional crimes of of their dolls. shed give the ugly dolls to her least favourite brother of the week. favourite brother of the week would get the monster high dolls. she would ALWAYS play as the bratz.
wendy has an expansive collection of ugly little creatures she thinks are the cutest things ever. cough. labubu. cough.
pompom and wendy are so yuri. theyre best friends and they hold hands constantly and honestly probably kiss.
anyway
thats enough yap from me
