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Harry, to Hermione: *after realizing he likes Ginny* you ever come to a realization that makes you want to stop everything and just go to bed?

Hermione: yes.

Harry:

Harry: i’m going to bed.

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Fred: do you think I'll pass this test?

Ginny: do you want me to be like you, or totally honest?

Fred: are you saying I'm a liar?

Ginny: I'm saying you're an optimist. Same thing, basically.

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I'm not wearing glasses anymore, I've seen enough.

Harry Potter, overheard during lunch break at the Department of Magical Law Enforcement.

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Hermione: you're giving me anxiety

Neville: aw no, don't have anxiety, I already have that for both of us!

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I’m back! A (Personal) note from the Editor:

Hi everyone :) I have been gone from this account for the HOTTEST of minutes, but I’m back (indefinitely) now! Before I go any further, I just wanted to make something abundantly clear: while we at Pottergossip do dabble in this world that JK R*wl*ng created, I do not by any means support her beliefs or the hate she chooses to spread into an already hateful world. It is, in the most uneloquent of terms, disgusting and simply extremely not cool.

With that being said, I lead a very busy life. So I’m officially opening the doors of Pottergossip! If you would like to help me run this account, feel free to hit me up here or on my (new) main blog. I would be more than happy to have a helping hand around here, as I do love this account and would hate to have to shut it down.

Thank you all for sticking around! Sincerely, Pottergossip’s Editor.

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Hermione Granger was seen ranting through the halls of Hogwarts, shortly after the term had begun, throwing her arms up and proclaiming in a loud voice, “I cannot believe your uncle had the balls to do that to you! I’m going to hate that ugly old ass for the rest of my life.”

Harry, distraught, tried to get her to calm down by saying, “no, Hermione -don’t do that. Besides, I’ve already forgiven him... you can’t live your best life if you’re holding on to hatred and bitterness.”

But Hermione didn’t miss a beat. Instead, she snapped back with, “well I don’t care. I can hate him all I want, and I say that if I ever see him I’m going to Accio a wrench into my hands and bye bye balls.”

Harry stopped arguing after that; he and Ron were too busy laughing.

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voldemort, panting heavily: *to dumbledore* and what have YOU been doing this whole time?

dumbledore, sipping wine: just chillin’

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Fred Weasley, having just spilled a butterbeer on himself, cried out, “ah, fuck -someone pass me a napkin.”

Next to him, Hermione Granger sniffed and said, “watch your language, Weasley, there are first years around.”

Fred, taking the napkin Ginny had thrown at him, waved it in Hermione’s face and apologized: “I’m sorry, Hermione, you’re completely right. What I meant to say was: Ah, fuck -someone pass me a napkin... please.”

George laughed so loud that he accidentally drowned out Hermione’s retort (though Fred’s ears turned an ever-so-subtle shade of pink at whatever she said).