#accio shitpost

[laragrace-no1]

I HAD A THOUGHT!

There has to have been someone who went to Hogwarts and realised ... OMG! I forgot my knickers! (Just an example). So they're like 'accio knickers!' And about 2 minutes laters there pants soar through the window.

The next day in the daily prophet there's this whole front page article about a bird watcher who claimed he has seen a pair of flying frilly pants heading towards Scotland.

Ans all the students at Hogwarta are all acting like Sherlock Holmes to figure out who was stupid enough to accio pants from Cornwall or something to Scotland.

I apologise for my broken humour.

[wizards]

[littlegingrnut]

harry: ...so it's great, this book just tells me everything i need to know about potions, i don't have to do any work

(original post by @accio-shitpost )

[demigodgooglesearches]

i used to like Accio-shitposts but after the drama you’re both involved in, I’m starting to dislike them (The Blog not the person) more and more, because you are right, she’s toxic af and is always rude to people who make the slightest mistake . I get it she’s human but like holy fuck

!!!!!! exactly thank you

[dontmindmeimjustabox]

One thing I would bring to hogwarts from the muggle world would be kick roller shoes.

See me rolling down the Great Hall grabbing food on the way. Even better with the robes, I would look like I'm flying very fast. I'd never be late to class and all I'd have to do is put the wheels away and turn them back to normal shoes.

[draco--malfoy]

Nobody:

Not even no one:

Me: nobody:

not even no one:

[enchant-the-pasta]

Accio is my favourite spell bc I would use it all the time bUT I have questions

You want scissors. You know there's several pairs of scissors somewhere in this damn house so you accio the shit outta that, but which one comes to you?

The closest? The one that's "yours"? What if they all are? Do all of them at once?

Scissors is plural regardless, does the spell know you only want one pair?

Is it the one that you're picturing? What if you're not picturing a specific pair? What if the generic picture of scissors that you're picturing is three miles away but there's a closer one that looks very different, which one comes to you?

Does it vary depending on how much information you have provided the spell on whether you'll get that specific left handed blue pair with the padded handle that you traded your best marble for in '97 or just any in the vicinity ?

And most importantly

Do the scissors know not to come at you sharp end first or do you just risk being stabbed in the back by the very spell with whom you trusted your scissors?

[domesticfanfic]

Me to my cat when she asks me to let her outside for the 394th time today