It’s always ‘bad dad cap’ until the JL actually meet his ‘kids’. The JL then decide they would each take a kid to see if they can get some info. It goes as well as you expect
Diana, after taking Mary for a girls night out
Diana: Never again
JL: ???
CM: what did she do now
Diana: tried to take over Themesquira
CM: Mary!
Mary: IT WAS TO INCREASE EFFECIENCY
CM: WHAVE HAVE WE SAID ABOUT CAPITALISM
Mary: … not to enter its thrall
CM: because …
Mary: *sighs* you’ll end up bald like Sivanna
CM: Good.
Superman, coming in with Pedro
Clark: nope no nu uh nada
CM: what happened?
Clark: HE BROKE MY FORTRESS
CM: the for three of Solitude?
Clark: I just wanted him to show him how strong fortress was
CM: and he took it as a challenge?
Clark: HE TOOK IT AS A CHALLENGE
John Constantine, throwing Eugene at Cap:
Jonn: NO KIDS IN THE HOUSE OF MYSTERIES. EVER AGAIN.
Euegene: IT WAS TECHNOLOGICALLY DEFICIENT
John: NOT UP TO YOU TO CHANGE THAT
Flash, being dragged in by Freddy
Freddy: Oh hey guys 👋
CM: what you got there?
Freddy: He said running would do me some good.
CM: … okay fair
Hal, in the corner: unicorns are nice, unicorns are bad, unicorns are real, it’s aaaalllllll in my head
Darla: :3
CM: …
Darla: want some skittles?
CM: you’re all grounded
Shazamily: OH COMME ON
*ten minutes later*
JL watching the kids be buried in the ground - their heads. Suddenly they understand a bit more now.
