#qplp

[psychichomie]

So I'm watching One Piece and as a lesbian SA victim I just can't help but adore and love Boa Hancock. And the love I feel she has for Luffy makes for an absolutely beautiful Queer Platonic Soulmate dynamic.

That being said how much older is she than Luffy? Like I know it's rude to ask a lady's age but if she's a Warlord she's gotta be in her late 20's - early 30's right?

[lets-talk-about-sects]

“The only capitalist construct I’m good at is sucking dick” - @delighttofu in response to my saying I’m shit at productivity

[must-be-mythtaken]

I’m very affectionate and romantic (no romo).

@tyrannicallady

[elmosworld]

I swear to fucking god rick if u sacrifice Noor... after EVERYTHING SHE'S DONE FOR YOU????

I want to watch him fucking suffer, dawg

[must-be-mythtaken]

We're living our best lives. @tyrannicallady

[must-be-mythtaken]

hi I just need y’all to know what I wrote in a birthday card recently:

“I've been saying it so long to you, you just wouldn't listen. Every time you said 'Farm Boy do this' you thought I was answering 'THAT’S GAY' but that's only because you were hearing wrong. 'I love you' was what it was, but you never heard.” -Princess Bride, with minor edits

sorry @tyrannicallady you deserve better than me

[must-be-mythtaken]

Believe it or not, I’m a total catch.

Sorry @tyrannicallady but now you're STUCK WITH ME

[lady-feste-pendragon]

ace dating your aro/ace best friend

pros:

eat as much garlic as you want bc nobody’s kissing nobody later

irl complaining about smut fic taking over everything

forehead smooches whenever

snuggles whenever

irl conversations about actor’s looks based on a scale of “looks like a potato” to “idk that’s a p pleasing face” 

in addition, saying “that person’s face is super super aesthetic look at that symmetry” and not getting weird looks

getting to use air quotes when referring to an old “crush” 

out of the dating scene forever

no worries about pressure for sex or worries that the other person might want sex bc you both know you’re hecka not attracted to each other

handholdings whenever

separate beds, one bed, different rooms, share a room, whatever, no problem, can do either, who cares, no one that’s who it’s never awkward

twice the pet name possibilities (babe, friend, pal, dummy, dear, darling, bestie)

mutually confused over sex scenes in movies and fastforwarding through the longer ones

saying “i love you” whenever

the scary kinds of republicans think we’re sisters

date nights end in video games

cons:

“so when are you two adorable single ladies gonna get boyfriends” 

twice the chances to miss sexual innuendos 

???????

her students think we’re lesbians having hot lesbian sex which is more awkward and hilarious than a real con

idk we have fights about sandwiches but that’s more of an us thing than an ace thing