#rambles to void

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Random idea: Spock in a lab coat.

Now that you have that thought, Spock wearing a lab coat, but it’s off his shoulders and he just made a breakthrough in the labs at 2 am.

Spock excited about his breakthrough and going to tell Kirk about it. Kirk upon seeing a disheveled Spock at 2am spewing science jargon is a Bisexual mess.

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So you know those AUs where people who are superheros switch bodies with villians? The villains obviously want to figure out the identity of the superhero right?

Well, I was thinking about how if that happened to Batman he could have installed some sort of locking mechanism in his cowl if it detected that his mind was not functioning like normal. Anti-identity reveal lock.

Now I’m not 100% sure what the newest adaptations of Batman have his outfit, but I’m sure one suit has technology like that.

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Shaggy and Scooby-Doo whenever they encounter a player’s piano that plays itself: *screaming and running away until told/figure out it’s not haunted*

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Okay so the other day I was continuing to read the original Sherlock stories. I tend to text one friend in particular when I read and this was our interaction.

Me: John and Sherlock sharing rooms when they were bachelors

My friend: Mmmmmmm

My friend: HmmmhmMm

Me: Sherlock standing over him [John] in bed.

Me: “Very sorry to knock you up Watson”

My friend: Really a hol’ up moment

Me: Watson is a Bisexual disaster

Me: “Intimate friend” Sherlock says about Watson

My friend: For once you’re not reading too far in, there’s something there

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So y’all know how Velma looses her glasses, yeah?

Well, she has Shaggy hold onto a spare pair in case she can’t find them. This happens in the episode with Franken castle in the original series. Now, in the Wimbledon episode Velma throws us for a loop when she pulls out another pair of glasses she had on her own.

We can look deeper at the fact she always takes the pair from Shaggy before the spare on her at a different time.

My idea for a funny is during an episode that Velma looses one pair early in the episode so Shaggy has to give her the pair he carries. Later during a chase scene she somehow breaks that spare and has to begrudgingly pull out her spare. Shaggy will be in the background seeing this happen and his face will say he didn’t know about that pair, but will be too busy running to question her.

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Me: I might end up taking apart the patriarchy.

My friend: No problems with that.

My friend: Conservative men with fragile egos.

My friend: Destroy them.

Me:

Mwhahaha!!!!