#bisexual kirk

[ill-kidnap-all-the-stars]

Kirk, surrounded by beautiful women: but where are the men???

[orpheeeeus]

i forgot for a second that charlie kirk existed and i was so so confused reading about some awful homophobic and racist acts that James Tiberius Kirk would never commit

[electronickingdomfox]

You know that, if TOS could have had the budget to make fancy, complex aliens, at some point or another (probably season 3), they would have made a scene with Kirk restrained by some suspiciously-looking tentacles. And make sure his shirt was ripped before. You KNOW they would have done it. Without feeling sorry about it.

Then half the audience would be like "Oooh, such a cool monster!", while feeling something undefined and uncomfortable in their subconscious. And the other half would have written fanfic about it.

[anewstartrekfan]

William Shatner: Kirk is not bisexual.

Also William Shatner:

[star-trek-shallot]

Kirk: Girls are so hot.

Kirk: Guys are so hot, too, man.

Kirk: Why is everyone so hot?

Spock: Global warming.

[horsechestnut]

This is an actual screen grab from the show. They literally put this man in front of a Bi Flag, it’s not even subtle! Kirk is the only one who gets a shot like this, the others have rock backgrounds or only group shots. There is no way this man is straight.

[caffeinated-coffee-bean]

Random idea: Spock in a lab coat.

Now that you have that thought, Spock wearing a lab coat, but it’s off his shoulders and he just made a breakthrough in the labs at 2 am.

Spock excited about his breakthrough and going to tell Kirk about it. Kirk upon seeing a disheveled Spock at 2am spewing science jargon is a Bisexual mess.

[luckyspot]

I have become progressively more p*ssed off with William Shatner in the last few hours, so I have decided to go over the whole "Bisexual Kirk" topic and give my own two cents...

There is something inherently weak and pathetic about a man who says

"I will sleep with literally anything, as long as it is female."

You want me to see Kirk as a Man who could charm a Fox out of the Chicken Coop? Go ahead.

But you better commit.