#ranveig

[lylakoi]

Ranveig Kalima von Valancius, Rogue Trader

Art by amazing @bqpsy

[galraluver]

Royal greetings honey, (sorry) it's me again

It's 2 a.m., and I had a crack-idea: do you know these period belts that simulate period cramps??? How would galran men react to the pain?

Imagine some merciless, strong warriors laying on the floor like a shrimp, I'm crying

Thank you darling, good night!

Oh yes, I know what they are. I've watched a few videos of men trying them and it's hilarious 😂. I would be happy to write your request 😁

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~ Throk ~

~ Every month when you get your period Throk scoffs when you're in pain; he doesn't necessarily mean it in a mean-spirited way, but he doesn't see how you can be so affected by what he thinks is just a little pain

~ After a couple of months of him downplaying your pain you buy a period cramps simulator from the space mall

~ Throk scoffs again when you challenge him to see if he can stand feeling how much pain you go through, luckily he's always up for a challenge

~ Before you two start you try it on yourself to see what setting is closest to what you experience every month

~ Then it's Throk's turn to put the little patches on his lower abdomen

~ He really does think that the pain won't be all that bad, galra are capable of withstanding all kinds of pain

~ *cue to Throk laying on the couch looking like he can withstand anything*

~ You start off with the first two settings which aren't so bad, Throk still has a cocky grin on his face thinking he's right about you overreacting every month

~ That's when you turn the dial up to the setting that matches your monthly cramps

~ Throk practically yowls in pain when he feels how bad it is, he's never felt anything like it before

~ He's never felt so much pain in his lower abdomen before and while the controls are on it doesn't end, instead it keeps coming in what he can describe as waves

~ He nearly rolls off of the couch in the process, thankfully he doesn't because he doesn't want the little wires to get damaged

~ Tries to keep a straight face after that but fails, Throk is willing to tough it out even though he wants to curl up in a ball and cry

~ However, as soon as you turn the dial up to the highest setting Throk begins to actually cry because the pain is so bad

~ He curls up into a ball as much as he can because he wants to find a position that eases the pain just a little bit; he doesn't find one, though

~ How are you able to survive such pain? And every month? He legit feels bad for criticizing you for something you can't control

~ Needless to say Throk has way more respect for you after he feels what you go through every month and he never complains again, instead he takes care of you every time you get your period and makes sure you're as comfortable as possible

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~ Ranveig ~

~ It's no secret that Ranveig's one of the toughest galra commanders in the entire galra empire, it's why he's in charge of one of the most dangerous territories, although because he's so powerful he thinks that he can withstand anything

~ He doesn't necessarily downplay your pain when you're experiencing period cramps, although he's definitely thought that you were overreacting during some of your worst periods

~ When you both come across a period cramps simulator at the space mall you decide to buy it so that you can see if your significant other can actually experience cramps without being affected

~ Ranveig agrees to try it the next day because he doesn't think it'll be so bad, little does he know what he's about to experience

~ You try it out first the next day so you know what setting is closest to what you feel on a monthly basis

~ Ranveig sits on the couch when you stick the little patches to his lower abdomen; he looks so confident and you're ready to bring him to his knees

~ He doesn't feel the first two settings but he feels a little bit of the third one and says it tickles

~ That's when he gets cocky and subtly mentions how human women are weak

~ You get angry and turn the dial up to the highest setting without warning him first because you're pissed, if he thinks that human women are weak for suffering from period cramps then he has another thing coming

~ Ranveig's eye widens and he actually squeals when he feels the pain rippling through his lower abdomen in waves, he never expected the pain to be that bad

~ Believe it or not you actually bring Ranveig to his knees, he slides right off of the couch so he can sit with his legs folded beneath him while he slouches in pain

~ He can't even talk because the pain is so bad, he legit regrets saying what he said

~ Like, imagine Ranveig curled up while failing to work through the simulated version of the worst period cramps in the entire universe

~ When you think he's had enough you turn the dial to zero and kneel down in front of your large boyfriend/husband

~ Ranveig apologies as soon as he catches his breath, then he admits how wrong he had been for thinking period cramps weren't painful

~ From then on Ranveig has the highest respect for human women, he believes that anyone who can go through all that pain, bleeding and other highly unpleasant symptoms must have some kind of incredible power

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~ Branko ~

~ Branko can be pretty cocky and thinks that he can handle anything, but unlike Throk he doesn't downplay your pain every time you get your period

~ However, he doesn't think it's all that bad and that he could easily handle it

~ That's when you order a period cramps simulator; if your significant other thinks that he can handle period cramps then you want him to prove it

~ Branko thinks it's cute and kind of hilarious when you dare him to try the simulator, since he thinks that he can handle it he humors you by agreeing

~ He has to wait for you to read the instructions and try it out so that you know which setting comes closest to what you experience every month, then you detach the patches from your lower abdomen and stick them on his

~ He barely feels the first two settings, although he starts to feel a little something by the time you turn the dial to the third

~ Branko wonders why you make such a big deal about your monthly cramps until you turn the dial up to what your cramps are like when you get them

~ You smirk as he grits his teeth together and assures you that he's fine even though he's obviously in pain

~ Since you sort of get satisfaction from proving your point you slowly turn the dial up a few more notches

~ Branko can tell that you're enjoying yourself; he's kind of proud, but at the same time he's in more pain than he originally thought he'd be in

~ The sudden burst of pain at the beginning was a whole new sensation to him, although the way the cramps increased with each turn of the dial had him writhing in pain on the couch

~ By the time you have the dial on the highest setting Branko is forcing himself to stay seated on the couch while tears spill down his cheeks, he never imagined that human women could experience such pain

~ In the end Branko learns his lesson and thinks that all human women are tough in order to be able to deal with their periods every month

~ After the whole ordeal he needs a few minutes to recover; in the future he makes sure to take care of you better when your period comes, it's the least he can do as your boyfriend/husband

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~ Lotor ~

~ Lotor understands that people of every species has to deal with some kind of reproductive organ related bodily function at some point during their lives, so naturally he knows you're not overreacting to your period cramps

~ In order to better understand what you go through every month Lotor orders a period cramps simulator

~ When Lotor proudly tells you about his most recent purchase you're a little speechless; on one hand it's sweet of him to want to understand what you go through, but on the other hand you feel bad for what he's about to experience when it comes in

~ On the day the package gets delivered to his ship he puts Acxa in charge while the two of you head straight to the habsuite you both live in

~ His generals already know all about the period cramps simulator, so they know not to disturb you and Lotor

~ Lotor thoroughly reads the instructions before you test it out first, that way you know what setting is closest to what you go through every month

~ When it's Lotor's turn you stick the patches on his lower abdomen and stand in front of him, and you make sure that he's ready before you turn the dial on its first setting

~ Lotor's body jerks and he lets out a loud gasp when he feels the first twinge of pain, he assures you that he's fine though

~ You apologize and asks him if he needs to to stop, but Lotor reassures you that he's fine

~ As you slowly turn the dial up to the level that matches your monthly cramps you notice how your significant other is on the verge of crying from the pain

~ Lotor's never experienced pain in such a way before, he respects you even more now than before, and he's always respected you

~ The way the pain wracks through his lower abdomen and the surrounding areas has him gritting his teeth and squeezing his knees as he tries to keep himself upright

~ He doesn't even make it to the highest setting before he has to stop, the waves of intense pain are too much for him to bear

~ Cuddles are ensured aftwards; Lotor always cuddles with you when you have period cramps, so you do the same to comfort him after he experiences them for himself even though they were only simulated

~ Lotor decides to use the period cramps simulator as an interrogation tool in case he ever needs it, that way he doesn't have to result to violence to get the answers he needs if the situation ever presents itself

[depressocafe]

More random voltron head cannons

1. Norlox was probably Bob's first contestant on Garfle Warfle Snik and has been stuck there the longest

2. Lotor said he spent centuries perfecting his art so a lesser known ambition of his was that he probably wanted to become a universally renowned artist if not the best artist.

3. Coran is pansexual.

4. lieutenant ozar is possibly related to Haggar since they look waaaay to similar and we've never seen any other race's that look specifically like him or Haggar.

5. Ozar was possibly bannished as an infant. I explained a theory in a previous post of why I believed Zarkon lied to Haggar about being married and having a son. Well if you know that post then you know they probably didn't have much of a romantic or sexual relationship. That being said Haggar possibly had relations with a consort that resulted in a child. Zarkon probably was jealous and had Ozar bannished after he was born, for not being his.

6. Sendak, Ranveig, Lotor, and possibly a few other high ranking galra were betrothed (obviously not with each other) at some point but non of them went through with it possibly because they had bigger ambitions than marriage or didn't want to be in a marriage where the love was one sided or there was no love whatsoever.

7. Sendak is very loyal to the crown so unlike other galrans he probably had a very good relationship with Haggar to the point that there was mutual respect. This is also probably why he had the best model arms when he needed them and was possibly another reason why Haggar chose him for the throne, aside from him being a strong and excellent leader in his own field.

8. Zarkon comes from a long line of emperors however his mother was a shrine Maiden for Kaltor, the mythological God who conquered the planets. That's how he found out about Kaltor and came to love the god enough to want to name lotor after him.

[formderptron]

[lightheartedgalraweek2018]

This week is just dedicated to some feel good Galra content~

Day 1: Beach Day

Day 2: Monster and Mana

Day 3: Nature (Hiking, Exploring, Camping, etc.)

Day 4: MerGalra

Day 5: Baby Galra

Day 6: Random Headcanons (favorite foods? hobbies? random talents?)

Day 7: Au/Free Day

Days of course can overlap, and if you choose to use multiple prompts for one piece, feel free to do so! Use the tag: #LH Galra Week 2018 or #LHGW and which day your post is (i.e. #day 1 or #beach day), and of course all tags relevant to your post.

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[mateushonrado]

Status Post #6771: Galra Empire (part 2)

Row 1: Trugg (Laura Post, deceased), Ladnok (Katie Lowes) and Zaiforge Commander (Jessica McKenna)

Row 2: Herreh (Mark Rolston) and Sniv (Nolan North, deceased)

Row 3: Archivist (Michael Bell), Ranveig (Angus Sampson) and Janka (Fred Tatasciore, deceased)

Row 4: Gnov (Cherise Boothe) and Macidus (Chris Diamontopoulos, deceased)

[lavender-ages]

So, is Keith going back to the planet where Ranveing created the superweapon with a Garrison fighter cause Shiro is back to black?

Because that fighter is fighting the Galra cruiser in a way very similar to Keith's style and that planet really is similar to Ranveig's planet seen in s5.

[shadow-djinni]

either [calm] or [defend] for sendak and haxus (can go either way):D

The only things keeping Haxus from simply laying into Ranveig are Sendak’s arms around his waist, tight as iron, and the fact that those arms are currently lifting him from the floor so he can’t simply tear loose. He’s seething with rage–how dare that so-called ‘warlord’ address Sendak in such a manner, like Sendak were some common private!  Just who does he think he is?

“Haxus,” Sendak whispers in his ear. “Calm down. We cannot have you killing anyone here.”

“I know,” Haxus growls back. His eyes are still fixed on Ranveig, and his extremities feel like ice. Gods, he wants to–to do something so horrifying that Ranveig will never so much as look at Sendak again in his life. Tear his tongue from his throat, remove his other eye, shatter every bone in both of Ranveig’s arms, something.

Ranveig’s upper lip curls, and Haxus sees his hand twitch towards the blades strapped across his back. “Is something the matter, Sendak? Is Zarkon’s favored pet so pathetic he needs his lieutenant to comfort him the moment someone reminds him how useless he truly is?”

Sendak rumbles a growl, so soft and deep Haxus feels it rather than hearing it. The sound resonates in his chest, momentarily overwhelming his own heartbeat. 

Then Sendak lowers him gently to the floor and murmurs in his ear, “I take it back. Do as you wish with him.”

Haxus grins, baring his fangs. “With pleasure,” he says, and stalks across the room towards Ranveig.

He knows the moment the warlord realizes his mistake–perhaps he’s remembering the time Haxus took his eye for deriding Sendak’s own disability, or he’s reminded that Haxus has just come off a very successful campaign and his blood is still running hot–but Ranveig’s ears lower and he takes half a step back towards the wall behind him. He’s too late, of course. Haxus is already within striking range and beginning to circle. His fury pools in his guts like ice-water.

“Useless, is he?” Haxus purrs. He continues to pace, and Ranveig turns to keep an eye on him. “Might I remind you, warlord, just who won the Sekir campaign for the Empire when your own fleets were insufficient?” Every circle completed takes him a step closer. “Or are you merely envious that Sendak has our Emperor’s favor, and seek to demean him to comfort yourself for your inability to win his attentions for more than a moment, when you give him your inept field reports?”

Ranveig swallows hard, his throat bobbing, and Haxus fixes his gaze on it for a tick or so. It would be so easy to simply tear it out. “If Sendak is so competent a commander,” Ranveig says, ears twitching and swiveling like he’s looking for a way out, “…then why is he stationed away from the edge of the expanse? Surely any skill he has would better serve on the front lines–unless, of course, he isn’t nearly so capable as Zarkon proclaims him to be.”

Haxus flashes his fangs again and grins at the look on Ranveig’s face. “Whatever do you mean? Surely our Emperor, in his infinite wisdom, would know better than to place his finest commanders on the front lines, where they might be killed in battle?” His smile fades quickly, and he adds, “You’re no greater a commander than most, Ranveig. You fight at the front because you are merely average, an acceptable loss. A very acceptable loss.”

And then he stops dead and shifts his weight as if to charge, and Ranveig lurches backwards.

That’s all the opening Haxus needs. He surges forward and hooks a foot around Ranveig’s shin, letting the warlord topple backwards under his own weight. Then he plants his boot on Ranveig’s chest and jams his knife under Ranveig’s chin. He knows by the feeling of resistance that it’s just broken the soft skin where neck meets jaw.  Ranveig stares up at him, ears flattened and eyes wide with terror.

It would be so easy to just finish him. Instead, Haxus leans in and whispers, “If you ever call Sendak incompetent again, you will live to regret it for the rest of your short, miserable life.”