???? Sir why would I NOT buy mothman

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???? Sir why would I NOT buy mothman
Bestie: oh they sell cuties here?
Me: They sell you here?
Bestie: blushes
Me: smirks like the flirt i am
Me: *Hyperventilating about Jason Todd*
Brother: If you can't calm down we're not gonna watch Titans as a family anymore
Me: *Holding my breath to avoid hyperventilating about Jason Todd*
INTP: *eating cheetos*
ISFP: *wearing make up*
ISFP: hmm what if we kissed
ISFP: and have lipstick stain on your lips
INTP: then you would have cheetos powder on your lips
I’m embarrassed <3
Me: okay so Theoretically could you see a family of cannibals who like, mount the heads of the people they eat, like how hunters mount the heads of animals they kill as like a trophy
My brother: yeah that totally makes sense
Brother: wait or actually rather than a trophy i could see them doing more of the "use every part" thing, right, so maybe like making a coatrack out of arms or something
Brother: that's an off the Cuff example
Me: *wheezes*
My brother is a jackass ❤️
"i think they accidentally sent me two heart monitors" "like a time lord?"
"that's the side your heart is on - " "i do know what side my heart is on i'm not actually a time lord."