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[chimckenns]

No PDA Darlin’ turns into Yes PDA Darlin’ when they’re drunk.

And Sam is all for it.

He loves it when Darlin’ is all over him when they’re drunk, clinging onto him and climbing onto his lap when he’s sitting down. They don’t talk much, but their actions do all the talking for them. It’s like they’re a cat with how much they’re rubbing up on him. It takes considerable effort just to push them away, not that Sam really wants to when they’re like this.

Even if they’re in front of the pack, they’re still grabbing onto Sam’s arm and nuzzling into his shoulder.

You’d think that Milo and Ash would poke fun at them about it, but they never mention it after, because the one time they did they got a death stare from Darlin’ that sent shivers down their spine and they promptly shut up.

[chimckennns]

Angel has a photo of them being choked lightly by David’s bicep as their lockscreen, but they’ve also got a slideshow going that changes it to various pictures of them both together. One of their favourites is a picture they took at a photobooth where Angel is looking at the camera, but David is looking at them, and his eyes are soft and full of love.

Babe has a 0.5x photo of Asher as their lockscreen where his eyes and forehead are comically enlarged. They’re matching with their mate! :D They especially love this photo because they took it in golden hour, and the sun turned his brown eyes a beautiful gold.

Sweetheart has a photo of Milo holding Aggro as their lockscreen. His elbow is bent, supporting his son, and this means his bicep is flexed and on full display. Aggro, on the other hand, is mid-yawn with the goofiest expression that makes Sweetheart giggle every time.

[venuslove-28]

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details such as 2015 being the year asher's parents decided to step down from pack duties and start travelling, meaning this is asher's first xmas without them, hence why he's w milo and davey on xmas eve + david's eye bags from the sleepless nights mentioned in his sleep aid audio + blushing for some unknown reason

[skunkox]

Puppy Dog Eyes

Who's using them least to most often

David:

Doesn't realize he's doing it and wouldn't believe you if you told him he was either. It mostly happens when he wants Angel to sit still and cuddle with him. Angel teases him about it every now and then. He'll just bury his head in the crook of their neck and deny it.

Milo:

Strategically uses them. Like when he wants to get out of playing a horror game. Or when he's trying to win a debate. Milo has been known to pick up Aggro and hold him next to his face. Puppy eyes on full display. The combo is lethal, and he knows it. There's also a quick change from puppy eyes to bedroom eyes that still boggles Sweetheart.

Darlin':

Does it all the time and doesn't even know. David, Ash, and Milo has seen it at least once. How quickly Sam would fold and how he'd struggle to hold himself back from locking them in a bear hug. They didn't wanna believe it when the guys joked about it, but Baaabe was quick to come with receipts. A picture found in the Mates group chat and taken by Sweetheart proved otherwise.

Asher:

All the damn time and to everyone. That's just how he's wired. Asher has one of those faces it's hard to say no to. It's not impossible, but it happens. Especially when he does it to people he's known nearly his entire life. There's a 50/50 success rate when it comes to Baaabe. They're used to his antics and doesn't have a problem with dishing out "consequences." But if there's no harm, why not let him have his way?

[angel-shaw]

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MY LIFE HAS JOY

😭😭😭

YALL HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM ABOUT THIS!!!

YALL DONT UNDERSTAND!!!!!

[weepingaangel]

Wolverine!David and Deadpool!Asher for Halloween, that fighting scene in the car absolutely reminded me of them, and Asher def has the moves to dance Bye Bye Bye

[sincerelywhistler]

✨PART 2✨ of things my husband does that are so violently Asher Coded, I had to compile a written list and turn them into headcanons:

part 1

- Draws himself a bath, pours a glass of wine, disappears with an entire box of cookies. Calls me into the bathroom 5 minutes later to sit with him because “there are too many cookies, I need help”

- Asks to be read a bed time story with full expectations of you actually reading him a bed time story

- disaster bi

- Gets flustered whenever our usual pizza delivery guy shamelessly flirts with him and I do nothing but watch him crash and burn

- Slides around the house in his socks. Has fallen down a few times because of it

- Lives in and breathes in and will die in his From Under The Cork Tree hoodie

- Already canon but has a million watt smile that could power a small country alone oh my god

- Unironically says “oh my lanta” ???

- Scarily in touch with others’ emotions. You don’t even have to speak and he knows exactly what’s up

- Lays on the bed kicking his feet like a teenage girl when texting or FaceTiming his bestie who is also- as you may recall- named David

- me: *bumps into an inanimate object*

him: *squaring up all big and tough* “THIS GUY FUCKIN BOTHERING YOU BABE? THIS GUY BOTHERING YOU??”

- Accidentally nearly Engaged In Activities with a group of swingers (he works at a coastal country club as an event coordinator and was asked to deliver drinks to someone’s party boat thing, didn’t see the instructions to leave the order at the dock, didn’t know why the pineapple decoration on the locked door was upside down when he knocked….)

- Hands always on me and his closest friends in some capacity while out in public

- Oh is it raining outside oh no can’t get your shoes wet let me just HEAVE YOU INTO THE AIR AND CARRY YOU TO SAFETY EVEN IF ITS ONLY TO WALK 10 FEET (he’s 6’3”, I’m 5’11”… it’s a spectacle)

[mrsmiagreer]

Can we talk about how we have to protect Asher forever because he calls everyone “buddy” and it’s the sweetest thing?