Streamer!Honey Headcanons Pt.2
This one is a bit less headcanons and more of just a little compilation of times Guy has interrupted their streaming, and Chat being Honey's chaotic posse
Guy tries his best. He really does.
But when it's his day off, and Honey is streaming, he gets needy. This boy needs attention and love, and Honey leaving him all alone to play games with strangers is just too cruel. How could they just abandon him like this?
Y'know how sometimes when you're bored you'll randomly go to the fridge to look for something to eat even though you're not hungry? That's Guy. But with the door that leads to the room Honey is streaming in.
He'll be scrolling through social media and then boom suddenly he's standing outside the door.
It's like when you shut your pet out of the bathroom when they try to follow you in.
So without further ado, here are the times Guy has interrupted Honey, and made their chat go wild.
It started small. Guy would stay in the living room, and just blow up their phone with texts, begging for them to come out and just give him one little kiss to hold him over.
Of course they eventually told him to knock it off before they put their phone on silent
Then he was sitting outside the door and sliding notes under. Bonus if the camera is set up in a way that can sort of see the bottom of the door, so Chat is the first to notice and point it out to Honey.
They look over at the chat to see it blowing up like:
NOT THEIR ROOMIE PASSING NOTES IN CLASS ✋😭😭
LMFAO I WANT TO SEE WHAT IT SAYS
🤨 hey what the dog doin 🧐
Chat knows he's a puppy at this point
They turn around to see the little pile of notes scattered there; next to Guy's fingers which he is wiggling around under the door.
"Goddamnit, Guy-!" They shout, but there's clearly no venom in their words. A laugh had slipped out before they could stop it, and they crouched by the door.
The notes were all cute little things like,
"end the stream I need you >:("
So let's say from the angle the camera is set up, the stream can see about half of Honey as they're crouched by the door. They reach up to the handle and crack open the door.
Chat can't see Guy, Honey is blocking him from view.
They can't be heard speaking, but when Guy laughs, everyone in chat fucking melts because baby boy has the sweetest fucking laugh in the world holy shit
Arms can be seen wrapping around Honey, though their arms stay by their side, and it last for about 3 seconds before Honey places their hand flat on Guy's face and shoves him away (affectionately) while also calling him a dumbass.
They shut the door and return to their stream, not very happy that Chat saw that.
SPILL THE TEA SIS UNTIL DAWN CAN WAIT
Okay bitch, u got 5 seconds to explain urself 🔫🔫🔫
Anyway, they beat Guy's ass later that night but in the good if ykwim ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Honey's little fan base is having a lot of fun theorizing their relationship with their faceless (yet adorable) roommate.
Chat loves bringing him up to get Honey talking about him. The way their eyes go soft are one of the top reasons most of their fans think they're dating (which they're not wrong, but Honey has yet to confirm nor deny)
Sometimes Honey will even bring Guy up on their own, but it's always the most random ass shit.
They were doing a chill stream, one where they just kinda played a slow game (like animal crossing or Stardew valley) and wouldn't really talk much, with lofi music in the background.
Not as many people watch those streams, but it's okay. Honey likes to play relaxing games from time to time, and they only really can if they're streaming it.
Off the cuff they just go, "Guy told me he wanted to start an Only Fans."
They started laughing after they realized they said it, even more when chat went from being really slow with only a few donos here and there to BLOWING UP
Honey explained that Guy was, in fact, not actually going to start an Only Fans.
They had told him that he was gaining popularity among their fan base and Guy had made the comment as a joke.
However the stream got more rowdy as more people joined only to find the current topic of conversation being whether or not Honey's faceless roommate should start an Only Fans.
Most people were like "yes, please" but Honey was (suspiciously) quick to tell them that it wasn't going to happen.
It only took about 20 minutes for the stream to go back to how it was, calm and slow.
Until Honey, once again, made a random ass comment along the lines of, "what if me and Guy started an only fans together?"
And then it was round two.
Honey loves fucking with their chat.
Guy started getting bolder as Honey living with him became the new normal. He was always finding new ways to invade their stream while keeping his face hidden.
He started watching their streams and eventually decided he wanted to see them blush
HoneysHeaven: guess who ;)))
They stared at the message for almost a minute before placing their head in their hands and going "Jesus fucking Christ"
Chat never caught on to this one until much later
Like, a few months of this "HoneysHeaven" donating just one dollar and saying things that seemed to throw the streamer off their rocker.
HoneysHeaven: you look so cute today ^^
*chat proceeds to get angry that Honey did not accept the compliment and aggressively assures them that they are very cute*
HoneysHeaven: who is Sebastian and why are you flirting with him :(
Honey smirked, "he's a video game character."
HoneysHeaven: but why are you flirting with him :(
HoneysHeaven: your fans are being mean to me :((
"hey, you kids play nice."
"I don't trust this ratty ass cat-"
HoneysHeaven: can you come show me how to run the dishwasher pls (´-﹏-` ; )
"Guy, I swear to god, I've shown you how to run it a hundred times already!"
HoneysHeaven: I'm sorryyy (-_-;)
WEVE BEEN LOVINGLY BULLYING OUR BOY
what the heck just happened??
Honey leaves the room to show Guy how to use the dishwasher for the upteenth time, and it certainly won't be the last.
Guy snuck in a few kisses there, being incognito in chat was fun while it lasted
If we circle back to our lovely theorists within Honey's fan base, we will see that they have been having a field day.
People are 98% sure that there is/was something romantic going on between these two. It's very obvious to see how flirty Guy is, and Honey has their moments.
Most think Guy has an unrequited crush on Honey, while some think it's reciprocated but not acted upon.
Very few think they're actually dating simply because of the way Honey acts. It seems like they're not interested in anything romantic.
Another small few think they're just good friends, and they're the kind of people that get all pressed about "why can't two people with a good relationship just be friends anymore," and blah blah blah.
One time Honey was having fun messing with their chat, just kind of sitting back and watching as they discussed amongst each other who Guy was to Honey.
They had fun dangling their love life in front of their fans like bait, especially because it made them feel all warm inside when people pointed out how painfully obvious it was that Guy was head over heels for them.
Did you put a ring on it yet? Cause if you don't, I will <.<
"hey, hey, calm down. He's taken."
NOOOOOOO MY HOPES AND DREAMS
Honey laughs, "none of you even know what he looks like."
All the good men are taken >:(
Hold on now, it's 20XX, it's what's on the inside that counts
Mama always told me not to judge a book by its cover
My mama also said not to judge a book by its cover, and lucky for me, I can't read 🥰🥰 Hand him over 🔪 /lh /j
I simp for the invisible man from Hotel Transylvania, my powers are beyond your understanding
"All of you say that, but for all you know, he could look like a toe."
Jokes on you I'm into that shit
*people with foot fetishes have entered the chat*
"okay, I regret being born. I think that's enough internet for today."
Drama doesn't usually break out, but when it does Honey still finds ways to have fun with it.
"no, I did not show Guy how to run the dishwasher like in that scene from Ghost... Tf?"
Damn that would've been hot tho
DAMMIT Boo you missed your chance to seduce him 😩😩
I'm gonna draw that later 👀
What scene from ghost? What's ghost?
OOOH WE DOIN GUY X [HONEY] FANART NOW ??? 👀👀👀
Oh God, guys, please don't make this weird
Babydoll, we can get you some flirting lessons if you want 😜
Ah yeah just gotta do the lip bite and the chin rub 😉😉 say some pickup line and he's all yours
LMAO won't be too hard he already down BAD
"how it do baby gorilla" *bites lip*
LMAOOO YOU GOTTA USE THAT ONE
They're just friends, will you all chill out??
Honey, laughing, "who said we were just friends?"
PUMP THE BREAKS PUMP THE BREAKS WHAT THE FLUFF
STOP MESSING WITH US YOU ASSHOLE /affectionate
Hiiii I love you and your content 🥰🥰💕
I will sell you my soul please tell us what that means
"does it have to mean anything?"
My therapist is going to hear about you.
Some people want world peace, but [Honey]... [Honey] just wants to watch the world burn.
"y'know... Guy has brought it to my attention that some of you have been drawing fanart of us. Which is sweet, but it's also weird because none of you know what he looks like..."
How are people drawing him when they don't know what he looks like??
GUYS WE'RE GONNA GET GROUNDED
THEIR GONNA TAKE OUR FEMUR PRIVILEGES
NOT MY FEMURS I JUST GOT THOSE BACK
"Now, I'm not saying that it's okay to ship real life people. Because it's not. It makes most people uncomfortable."
Now I'm uncomfortable we don't usually get serious talks
I'm deadass actually kinda scared rn
Yeah same here I think I peed a little
"I mean, I don't really mind it. The only weird thing is that some of you are drawing Guy without know what he looks like so it doesn't at all look like Guy," Honey laughs, "the fanfiction is pretty weird though, maybe cut it out with that stuff."
YOU HEARD THE CAPTAIN BOYS, FIRE THE NUKES
What is wrong with everyone here
So you're okay with the fanart? Is Guy okay with it too?
"yeah, I'm chill with it. Guy is too, he thinks it's cute."
I fall in love with a faceless man I don't know even more everyday
HE THINKS ITS CUTE!!??? THAT IS SO WHOLESOME OMG
HES SHIPPING HIMSELF WITH YOU FR
I stg if you don't date him-
Give him a kiss from all of us 😘
KISS HIM AS A GIFT FROM US
JUST A LITTLE PECK ON THE CHEEK
This isn't too much right?
"maybe I will kiss him, but it hardly seems fair to do just one for the thousands of you."
YOU NEED TO CHILL YOU GREMLIN
IM GOING TO FIGHT YOU ONE OF THESE DAYS when is the next con?
HoneysHeaven: woah does this mean I'm gonna get thousands of kisses <.<
BABY YOU JUST GOT CAUGHT IN 4K
I am so painfully single ouch
ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
HoneysHeaven: so can I come claim those kisses now, or...?
YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT
"oh my god- just- ugh," Honey hides their face away from the camera, clearly flustered, "just go away."
Yeah, their fan base is 99% sure they're dating.
(I'm gonna have to cut this off here, I'm real tired but I had a lot of fun writing this. The chaotic chat clearly got away from me a few times lol. I will do a part 3, because I definitely still have more 😉)
