#rent reference

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

Wait sorry math wrong the metor should have killed

237 250 000 000 000 birds by now

237, 250, 000, 000, 000 birdies

237, 250, 000, 000, 000 birdies so deaaaaaar

237, 250, 000, 000, 000 birdies

how do you measure

measure that death

[im-da-bronx]

"Five-hundred twenty-five thousand, six hundred children..."

— Jango Fett, Plo Koon, Shaak Ti

[losingitinjersey]

Our inaugural neighbor beer hunt was a raging success!  Kevin and I put out decoy Bud Light cans and Steve was very concerned when they came out of their house seeing a sea of blue knowing he’d specifically asked for IPAs.  

I had purposefully not mowed my lawn which gave our backyard quite the advantage in hiding cans and bottles everywhere.  After finding all 26 total beverages we sat down and proceeded to drink and chat while snacking on cheese and salami.  We played lawn games including something called Kubb and Kan Jam and ate a dinner of steaks and salads.  Katie made a pasta salad which I didn’t eat and I brought over my keto broccoli salad and, you guessed it, brussels sprouts and bacon.  So excited to eat the leftover broccoli salad tonight for dinner!  

I wore my new dress from Old Navy for the first time and while I was a bit concerned about the cleavage, I overall felt really cute in it.  Katie tagged me in the solo photo on FB and I was, again, shocked by how normal I look.  Sure, it’s a far away photo but I remember when she snapped it thinking I didn’t pose nearly well enough for it to turn out to my liking.  Lo and behold apparently I was wrong.  

After consuming all five of my low carb drinks and the one gose I received, I proceeded to drink at least one more low carb hard seltzer before stopping around 7 p.m.  Needless to say, this morning I was not bright eyed nor bushy tailed.  I chose this appropriate mug to reflect my molasses speed and mood for the day.  

Happy that even though I seriously considered calling in today that I made it through successfully and am almost on my way back home.  

Oh!  And check out what I found when I went to water one of my new hanging plants!  No water for that guy.  

Here’s to a great week to you and you, you, you and you!

[prettylittlearrowfangirl]

Okay, you know what, just Wikipedia the plot to "Rent" and get back to me--it's really easy. But don't watch the movie! Don't watch the movie.

Rebecca, articulating perfectly how I feel about Rent

[medievalemma]

the neighbors have a new dog and it will not shut up where's Angel when you need them

[showblacksandbackstageblues]

So there's a guy who bleaches his hair and dresses like its the late 90s a lot at work, I nicknamed him Roger (from rent) because I didn't know his name and would cast him in that part without an audition in a heartbeat, he's already costumed.

Recently we learned he has a dead girl friend.....

I think I am a very good casting director, but also, why is real life Roger in my life, and why does he like me, and WHY does this affect me so much

[letsgoravendors]

@cloryy everytime I see a notification from you pop up I always sing to myself, “one song clory” and ik its glory but i keep doing it lol

[thoughtsthroughfog]

literally anyone: You have cold hands.

my musical trash ass: ...yours too.

me: big.

me: ~like my father's~