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🧠 BLACKSITE ENTRY — “THE LOVE OF THE AVERAGE JOE IS LIKE CHEWED UP BUBBLE GUM — IS IT WORTH IT?”
It’s more an annoyance to someone in heels.
Ugly on the sidewalk.
Clingy — and somehow, always more of it than you want.
Not in the wrapper.
Or so you think.
You don’t believe the wrapper is pretty enough.
Not trendy enough.
Not name-brand.
You want the one still in the wrapper that’s known.
The one all the girls want to be seen chewing.
The glossy pack with the premium stamp.
The one that gets pulled out at the table like it’s a luxury watch.
The one that makes you feel, for a second,
like you belong in a different life.
Those are the ones that lose flavor the fastest.
The ones that give you a rush,
then leave your jaw sore from the effort of pretending you still want them in your mouth.
And yet —
you keep chewing.
Not because it’s sweet anymore,
but because spitting it out would ruin the picture.
Life is full of these.
Used bubble gum wrappers.
Condoms.
Cigarette butts.
All of them saying the same thing if you look close enough:
Someone used me for the rush and then didn’t know where to put me.
So here’s the question no one wants to chew on:
Are you spending your time chasing the gum that was never in your price range —
while throwing out the one that was still fresh,
still sweet,
still yours if you wanted it?
Because the truth is,
the wrapper doesn’t care if you think it’s pretty.
The gum doesn’t care if you think it’s a status symbol.
It’s either going to keep its flavor because it was made to,
or it’s going to dry up in your mouth and leave you wondering why you ever paid for it in the first place.
🧠 If you’ve ever chewed gum long past the flavor… you know exactly what I’m talking about.
♻️ Reblog if you’ve spit it out — or if you’re still pretending it tastes good.
🧠 Read more classified cadence transmissions at:
👉 https://linktr.ee/ObeyMyCadence
🛡️ The problem isn’t the gum. It’s what you think it’s worth.
🚪 You only taste the truth if you stop chewing.
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