ROOFTOP CONFESSIONS #1
Dick Grayson is the nicest man you’ll ever meet.
In the world of deep dark vigilantism and brooding bird people, Dick Grayson shows up like a shiny gold star that could clean all of Gotham of its gloomy fog.
Dick Grayson is the nicest man you’ll ever meet.
Unless he’s with you, that is.
“Aren’t you tired of the Spandex, boy wonder?” you preen, dancing on the edge of the roof.
Dick scoffs, and his face morphs into something akin to a frown. “Not a single original thought out of that pretty head, huh?”
“Wouldn't you like to know, boy scout?” you pout, jutting your lip out. Dick has half a mind to not reach out and hold your jaw in place, eyes squinting through the domino mask as he takes half a step towards you.
You mimic him, taking a taunting step closer.
Despite all the years of knowing him, of fighting him through his boy scout (shorts) era, his intermittent identity crisis period, and currently the fully fledged Nightwing, you still can’t get enough out of riling him up.
You laugh at his threatening stance.
“Oh, relax, no one can hear us,” you excuse, but Dick takes a step closer regardless.
“I can definitely hear you.” Tim’s voice cuts into the intercom, and you roll your eyes.
“Suck it, I didn’t listen to you bitch and moan about this stupid quest“
“mission”
“mission, just for you to ruin my free time. I'm doing this out of the kindness of my heart.”
Dick raises his eyebrow at you. “We’re here to take down one of the biggest drug rings in Gotham right now,” he reminds you.
“And yet, cocaine and meth are still roaming free on the streets,” you sing, and you can practically hear Tim tweak over the intercom.
“Let’s just hurry up so I can get back to my day job.”
“You’re an unemployed villain.” Tim deadpans.
“recovering villain” Dick corrects like he’s doing God's work.
“First, I like to think of myself as an anti-hero,” you hum, ignoring the fact time just outed you as unemployed (you’re hiding from the law). “Second, my day job is bothering Dick at his day job,” you add thoughtfully.
“That reminds me, you have to stop showing up to the precinct; you’re literally on the top 10 most wanted criminals list in Bludhaven.” Dick looks at you as you roll your eyes and wave dismissively. “All I’m hearing is that I’m a very sought-out person, so you should be lucky.”
“Yeah, sought out for crimes committed against society,” Tim interjects again.
You don’t dignify Tim with a response; that’s the least you can do for his whiny butt.
“I’m just saying, if I’m still in the top 10, then the Bludhaven criminals need to step up; I haven’t been active in years.”
“Please don’t jinx anything; the precinct struggles enough.” Dick exasperates, stepping closer to the edge of the roof, with you following suit.
“I’m helping, aren’t I?” You smile, and although Dick would normally admit your grin brings him weak to the knees, the mischievous glint in your eyes sets off alarms in his head.
“Don’t do anything stupid, Sunshine.” Dick warns.
“How can I? You’re taking all the stupid with you, Boy scout.”








