#rosekiller headcanons

[aiexh]

rosekiller are definetly the kind of people to fuck on a grave don’t even TRY to argue w me abt this

[olga-antonovna]

Headcanon that Barty and Evan nicknamed their daughter “bumblebee” or “little B” because she acts so much like Barty that she’s practically a mini version of him.

[microowaved]

Dare i say Evan as Lee and Barty as Maren?

[lexithwrites]

what r ur wolfstar/jegulus/rosekiller hc’s?

You’ve opened a can of worms enjoy:

Wolfstar:

- Sirius does the talking for the both of them

- Sirius is more aggressive verbally but Remus is more physically aggressive

- Remus is just as kinky as Sirius if not more he just never talks about it

- Remus is the only person Sirius can go non verbal around (autistic/adhd Sirius rise)

- They shower together and it’s usually not sexual it’s just to save time

- Remus is the cook/baker of the relationship whilst Sirius is the cocktail/drink maker

- they host a lot of dinner parties

- they bicker constantly but never fight

- Remus’ safe word is butterfly and Sirius’ is cantaloupe (he thought it sounded funny)

- Remus had a big breeding kink but it’s less about actually getting someone pregnant and more the intimacy of it, being that connected to someone gets him going

- Sirius has tics like twitching his head and drumming his fingers

- Remus has black coffee and Sirius only drinks iced lattes filled with caramel syrup

- Sirius has a motorbike and Remus has a car (Sirius is a passenger princess and Remus is a backpack)

- they get married asap

Jegulus:

- they take weeks off every year to stay at the potter’s holiday home (probably somewhere like Italy)

- regulus insults everyone BUT James

- James can’t cook very well but he loves making regulus breakfast in bed because he always forgets

- it took regulus a long time to be comfortable with sex due to past relationships but James is so patient and legit doesn’t care about sex unless his partner is interested

- personal opinion don’t hate me, but James is a service top and I’ll die on that hill

- regulus is a power bottom and likes having control most of the time (he loves tying James up)

- it’s rare for James to bottom but when he’s in the mood regulus uses all their toys on him

- they have three cats (all siblings because James didn’t want to separate them)

- effie and Monty have biweekly dinners with them

- regulus has a j behind his ear and James has an r on his thumb

- they have promise rings but aren’t too fussed about getting married but they talk about it

- a lot of pride flags in their apartment

- James taught regulus how to drive

- James has to remind regulus not to have dairy because he’s lactose but that doesn’t stop him

- regulus exclusively drinks matcha and James is a hot chocolate boy

Rosekiller:

- they’ve never said they’re dating but they’re together duh

- barty has evan’s bite marks tattooed on him

- evan has a b tattooed on his left ass cheek

- they live in a studio and it’s basically a hot box room

- neither of them drive

- when they go out drinking barty gets beer or cider and Evan only drinks spirits with a mixer

- barty has a pet rat called Rosie

- evan loves him

- barty and Pandora are best friends and Evan has seen them painting the others nails

- evan does Barty’s hair for him, he’s never gone to a hair salon

- barty loves pain, like a lot, so they’re very kinky

- evan is usually in charge and Barty is usually tied down in some way, or gagged, or blindfolded

- evan had quite bad panic attacks at night and barty is the only person who calms him down besides pandora

- evan has a cockwarming kink and barty is more than happy to participate

- evan has a cooperate job whilst barty works in some gross bar

- they host the house parties

- barty has been arrested about three times

- evan is more possessive out of the two

- barty does his own piercings and tattoos

[burningjunior]

hellooo!! i couldn't help but notice that you like to write muggle AUs for rosekiller (same, girl, same). so i HAVE to ask: do you have any headcanons for barty, or evan, or both in the hp universe??

— @katakosmos 😼

ROSEKILLER HOGWARTS HEADCANONS

HELLO <3

first of all, thank you for the question. You have no idea what a field trip down memory lane I went on these past hours. I actually started writing my version of canon when I first got into the fandom, but like heavily focused on Regulus, Evan and Barty. I have 203 notes in the respective folder, multiple google docs and a scrivener file 🤡 you lowkey opened Pandoras box lol

EVAN

My first thought I had about Evan was oh he's French and my mind went and made the connection with Fleur, so yes, my Evan has Veela blood. I know men can't technically be Veelas, but his grandma is one. He's convinced the magic didn't make its way to him, which is something the boys discuss about btw (Evan is like I have no Veela magic and Barty goes are we sure tho, like you are so pretty). Like my man is ridiculously beautiful.

I also hc him having three sisters instead of just Pandora as his twin. I know there's a Felix Rosier from that game but he's a cousin for me. His two older sisters are twins, too. Something about twin magic in his family lineage. They are closer to his father than he is and it bothers him to no end, because he's technically the heir of this family. People tend to say he's pretty like his mother, not powerful like his father. The Rosier are purebloods through and through, most of their wealth came from trading with magical art objects.

I think the Blacks and Rosiers would have been close and Evan and Regulus would have grown up in the same social circle. He's definitely a Slytherin for me and my boys share a dorm for sure. He's invited to Slugclub and a part of him joining the Death Eaters is to proof himself to his father. He craves being taken seriously by him. And of course, where Barty goes he follows. All that while trying to keep Pandora out of it as best as he can.

BARTY

I am 100% on board with the Barty genius agenda. I couldn't care less about canon, but I do love his canon lore. And as much as I enjoy Barty being a rebel, what makes him so interesting for me is that he masks so well. The fact that everyone and their mother was surprised he turned out to be a death eater? hell yeah. I know people's opinion about his house vary a lot, but he's a Slytherin for me. Yes, he's a genius. But above everything else, he's loyal. (and I wanted the boys to share dorm, ty)

BCS tells people he has twelve OWLS and I like to believe that it's true. Other than Hermione, Barty does have connections to the ministry through his father, so I think they would have adapted the school schedule so he could take all twelve subjects. (yes, I have schedules for all three of them from year five to seven)

The fallout with his father is what makes him join the death eaters at some point. He spends time with Evan's family and because his mother takes a liking at him (and Bellatrix) he gets to join them. BCS hates Barty's friends and what they stand for, so he keeps Barty's letters. Of course Barty rebels anyways, so during the summer before sixth year, he keeps Barty in check with the imperius, which results in heavy sleepwalking.

Of course the two fall in love, but they also drive themselves further into the bigotry. I don't believe Barty cares about blood status, he's probably just ignorant about it and enjoys the opportunities being a death eater grants him. Evan is kind a blood purist for me, simply because he doesn't know better. Pandora is usually his moral compass, but him and the boys taking the mark would eventually drive her away. For me, Evan would be shocked at some point about what Barty is willing to do, because they are basically kids when they get pulled into all of that and have no idea what they are getting themselves into.

I actually have so many more thoughts about them, but I think this post is already long enough. I have a full outline for their last three school years and everything happening up until Regulus dies, so if you wanna know more, defo hit me up! I love them so much and my version of this story means a lot to me, but I barely interact with anything happening in the Hogwarts universe anymore.

Thank you again for the question <3

[marylily-my-beloved]

Rosekiller headcanons: 

going with the fact that Barty was pretty book smart, he found the password to the slytherin dorms, and since then he would always join Evan in his dorms and they would just you know, be their insane smart selves. 

Possessive. They were both extremely possessive when they got together, like insane toxic amount of possessiveness. 

In the dead of night, whenever Barty had nightmares, Evan would always comfort him by singing some random ass wizard stories, and giving him forehead kisses

When they were both not together yet, whenever Evan said something about even being slightly romantically interested in someone, Barty would get nauseous at the thought of Evan kissing someone else, he would throw up in his mouth every time he saw Evan kissing someone. He’s just like that 

!! Slightly NSFW !! They would crazy with them knife kinks

Evan would be more of a neck biter while Barty more of a neck kisser just saying

Barty would take Evan’s last name and pretend it’s his even when they were friends

They became friends bc Evan made fun of Barty’s name BARTEMIUS CROUCH JR

When they first got together they would act so akward around their other friends (regulus Pandora Dorcas etc.) that they immediately knew something was up and that they were dating

During the war, when they became Death Eaters and they would go terrorise people together they would always work to kill more people and then when they’re back home that they kiss covered in blood

[svnflower-writes]

rosekiller headcanons

I ADORE THEM AHHHHH

evan drives barty insane by talking shit regulus in french and barty hates it because he's nosy but can't understand a single word

evan calls him "the bane of my existence" and he either says it with so much adoration in his voice it makes reg and pandora want to throw up or he says it so seriously that they believe they lowkey hate each other. and then two minutes later he's pulled barty into a closet to make out.

evan has an insane amount of freckles and barty loves cupping his face in his hands and kissing him

barty has sooo many tattoos dedicated to him it's insane

ok the non-sexual intimacy guys it drives me insane- ok so as much as they like showing off, their best time spent together is their quiet days alone, cuddled on the couch or bed, whispering sweet-nothings into each other's ears and kissing each other's foreheads. they could literally talk for days on end they never get bored of each other's company. they're so soft when they're alone together but they would stab anyone else who saw that side of them.

also on that note, barty's love language is physical touch. this boy cannot go five minutes without running his fingers through evan's hair and tracing the freckles on his arms and mindlessly rubbing his back. this boy is so insane with the non-sexual intimacy

SO MANY PIERCINGS HOLY SHIT

these two bitches know how hot they are, and they make sure that everyone else do too. almost everyone at hogwarts has had crushes on them at some point

they're both jealous but evan is a different level of jealousy

make out on the kitchen counter couple

evan wants to be loved so bad. as in he wants serious princess treatment bc he's been ignored and neglected all his like. he doesn't believe that anyone could ever love him and he struggles immensely with self image

also evan is actually such a sweetheart you don't get it he can be mean but that's mostly bc of the image forced on him

barty has a good fashion sense but evan is a literal disaster

they don't fight. they just stare at each other in silence before the messy kissing starts.

[rosekillerbf]

Forever thinking about Evan finding quidditch boring as hell but always wandering around in Barty’s quidditch jumper in winter