#s: garfield

[harveywritings92]

R/n, on the phone: I'd like an extra large pizza with onions, green peppers and bacon, the address is-

R/n:

R/n, she sighs: Yeah... it's the house with the zoinked out bat dude who turns into a bigger zoinked out bat...

R/n, flatly: Okay, I'll leave the money on the porch.

Sonar: *snorts* Pussies.

[harveybwabbit92]

Mebius, jittery and holding a cup of coffee: Yeassirthere'snothinglikeagoodpotofcoffeefirstthinginthemorninganicehotcupofcoffeeyessirandmaybeadonuttooanicedonuttodunkandmunchasecondcupisnicetooalongwithmoredonutsandmoreandmorecoffee!!!

Hikari:

Hikari: I'm cutting you off.

[incorrecthuntingdogs]

Tecchou: I'm cooking dinner for Jouno tonight.

Teruko: Is this your way of breaking up with him?

[incorrectsonicquotes]

Tails (Holding a birthday cake): "Happy birthday, Sonic!"

Sonic: "That sure is a lot of candles. Oh well, I should have a birthday to be happy, I guess. As opposed to the alternative."

[incorrctbleach]

Rangiku: Captain and I have the perfect relationship. He does everything, and I do nothing.

Toshiro: Can't you do something?

Rangiku: Why mess with perfection?

[incorrectbnhavillainsworld]

Mr Compress: I love it when Shigaraki's asleep.

Mr Compress: He looks so peaceful.

Mr Compress, getting out a marker: And vulnerable.

[absolutely-correct-amphibia]

Hopadiah: It's a beautiful day outside!

Polly, half asleep, rolling over in her bucket: Amazing. Keep me posted.

[noine-noine]

Holt: Ah, the boring life...

Jake, running past: Quick! I need a belt, a fishbowl, and a fire extinguisher!

Holt: ... I miss it sometimes