#salmondean

[carisstiel]

sam: lol you’re good with kids? who would’ve thought

dean: … I’m literally your mother

[beansprean]

this is just shit me and my sister do now

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ID: 1a. Full body of Sam sitting on a leather couch in his purple dog shirt, legs crossed as he reads a spellbook propped up in his lap. Dean walks across the frame behind him in his hot dog pajama pants, looking barely awake, and lets out a loud "Blaaah" sound. Without looking up from his book, Sam casually responds, "Bleee." 1b. Small reaction shot of Cas sitting at a table, uncomprehending as Sam and Dean continue to make call and response noises from out of frame. "Myurgh" Waah".

2a. Full body of a 10 year old Sam and 14 year old Dean marked 1993. Dean, all his clothes a little too big, is leaning backward onto pre-growth-spurt Sam with a big grin, hands pressed to his chest dramatically as he says "Oh no, Sammy! Gravity...it's...increasing on me..." Sam, all his clothes a little too small, braces against Dean's weight, legs shaking as they threaten to buckle. He shouts back angrily, "No, it's not! Get off!" 2b. Forward to modern day. Chest up of Sam with Dean a few steps behind him. Sam perks up suddenly and says "Oh, no..." Dean pulls up his gun with an urgent expression and replies, "What's wrong, Sam?" 2c. Zoom out to full body as Sam mutters "Gravity...it's increasing," closes his eyes, and falls straight backwards towards Dean, eclipsing him with his massive shadow. Text nearby points to him and reads "Complete trust fall like a felled oak". Dean braces himself with wide eyes, yelling, "Wha- Sam, no! Sam, I'm holding a gun!!"

3. Chest up greyscale of Dean with Sam a few steps behind him. Dean turns toward the viewer, coughs sickly into his elbow, and shouts, "Ugh! Why do your farts always smell like Dad's?!" He slaps his free arm around behind him, towards Sam, to waft away the assaulting stink. Sam looms behind wordlessly with a wide, blank grin. /end ID

[meij0o]

most importantly, i wish to be kind

[daturamalfunction]

Based on this post by @dxdiiag

[wincestposting]

Sam and Dean when Cas dies and goes to superhell

DOPPELGÄNGERS NOT JARED/JENSEN OBVIOUSLY

[morganaconda]

[moonyandmore]

joining tumblr was a salvation because i realised that other people also noticed something weird between sam and dean winchester AND they were brave enough to call it incestuous tendencies and not "dean is kinda possesive but who knows maybe big brothers act like that"

[spnstillstudies]

179/327 (KO-FI♡)

S9E07, “Bad Boys”