#sardonic

[acurtist]

The Road Not Taken to me is about not proven mental until real Homicide. ☺️🧤🔪

[mydepraveddebauchery]

It’s funny how easily people forget that you can like something in fiction and not in real life. Especially when they’re a horror fanatic like okay hypocrite 👍

[capriddle]

‘It was my word against Hagrid’s, Harry. Well, you can imagine how it looked to old Armando Dippet. On the one hand, Tom Riddle, poor but brilliant, parentless but so brave, school Prefect, model student; on the other hand, big, blundering Hagrid, in trouble every other week, trying to raise werewolf cubs under his bed, sneaking off to the Forbidden Forest to wrestle trolls.-

Harry Potter and the Chamber of the Secters, Chapter 17

Arrogant

“However, I do not deny that her information was invaluable. Without it, I could never have formed our plan, and for that, you will have your reward, Wormtail. I will allow you to perform an essential task for me, one that many of my followers would give their right hands to perform. . . .”

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Chapter 1

Use black humor

“I’d like to see them try,” sneered Riddle.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Chapter 13

Cheeky

For the first time, Voldemort smiled. It was a taut leer, an evil thing, more threatening than a look of rage. “The old argument,” he said softly. “But nothing I have seen in the world has supported your famous pronouncements that love is more powerful than my kind of magic, Dumbledore.”

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Chapter 20

Sarcastic

“No higher pleasure,” repeated Voldemort, his head tilted a little to one side as he considered Bellatrix. “That means a great deal, Bellatrix, from you.”

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter 1

Sexual double meaning

“What say you, Draco?” asked Voldemort, and though his voice was quiet, it carried clearly through the catcalls and jeers. “Will you babysit the cubs?”

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter 1

Sardonic

Ladies and Gentlemen, Lord Voldemort. And then they say it's flat or boring, but it's literally a blast!🤭😂😏

[howifeltabouthim]

'Somehow, it's easier when people aren't on speaking terms with you,' Ariah said dryly.

Joyce Carol Oates, from The Falls

[theapacheviking210]

An Ode to Optimism (A Rant in C flat)

Fuck everything. Fuck everyone. Fuck everything under the sun. Fuck your mother. Fuck your father. And fuck your neighbors just for fun. Fuck your kids. Fuck your wife. Fuck your face and fuck your shoes. Fuck your job. Fuck your coworkers and fuck your monkeys uncle too. Fuck everything. Fuck everyone. Fuck me and fuck you too.

Fuck the north. Fuck the south. Fuck east and fuck the west. Fuck the locals. Fuck the tourists. Fuck the worst and fuck the best. Fuck your car. Fuck bicycle. Fuck your segways and fuck your motorcycle too. Fuck your bills. Fuck your chores. Fuck your hopes and fuck dreams too. Fuck everything. Fuck everyone. Fuck me and fuck you too.

Fuck the right. Fuck the left. Fuck the moderates and the rest. Fuck the goose steppers. Fuck the extremeists. Fuck the nationalists and fuck the passivists. Fuck the politicians. Fuck the cabinet. Fuck the president and the electorate. Fuck the religious. Fuck the atheists. Fuck the fundamentalists and fuck the fence riders too. Fuck everything. Fuck everyone. Fuck me and fuck you too.

Fuck the lovers. Fuck the haters. Fuck the monosyllablic boobs. Fuck the articulate. Fuck the incoherent. Fuck the geniuses and fuck the morons too. Fuck the warriors. Fuck the cowards. Fuck the instigators and saber rattling tools. Fuck the salesmen. Fuck the tax man. Fuck the government and fuck the infrastructure too. Fuck everything. Fuck everyone. Fuck me and fuck you too.

Fuck this poem. Fuck this writing. Fuck this shit and fuck breaking the forth wall. Fuck your pain. Fuck your pleasure. Fuck your problems and fuck it all. Fuck the sensitive. Fuck the stoic. Fuck the self helpers and fuck philosophers too. Fuck the talkers. Fuck quiet types. Fuck the critics and fuck the defenders too. Some of you may laugh. Some of you may scoff. But that will be quite of you for now. So kindly piss off!!

[obsidani]

arcade

[asoiafreadthru]

A Game of Thrones, Tyrion III

“[Ser Alliser] fought bravely at King’s Landing.”

“On the wrong side,” Ser Jaremy Rykker commented dryly. “I ought to know, I was there on the battlements beside him.

“Tywin Lannister gave us a splendid choice. Take the black, or see our heads on spikes before evenfall.

“No offense intended, Tyrion.”

“None taken, Ser Jaremy.

“My father is very fond of spiked heads, especially of those of people who have annoyed him in some fashion. And a face as noble as yours, well, no doubt he saw you decorating the city wall above the King’s Gate. I think you would have looked very striking up there.”

“Thank you,” Ser Jaremy replied with a sardonic smile.

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Hey, it’s been a bit but I am alive again. Took a stroll through the foggy shores and woke up in a new fucking year. Go figure. Anyway, the discord link appears to be rusty, any chance you could send me a fresh one?

Hello there, it has been a bit! Of course, come hang out :)