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If any of you are friends with @sarkastickunt please sends her good vibes. She was the first adult blog I followed and she lead me into having the best internet friends on here. SIGNAL BOOST
sarkastickunt liked your post:guess who gets to vacuum and mop? I guess...
I need a fucking maid
I saw this and was tagged so I decided to try it out
Rules: Tag followers you want to get to know better
Name: Suzanne
Nicknames: Suz
Sun Sign: Libra
Gender: Female
Height: 5 ft 2 in
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Hogwarts House: Um, Griffindor?
Favorite Color: Lavender
Current Time: 3:02 AM
Average Hours of Sleep: 7.5
Lucky Number: 7, 13
Last Googled: Episodes of the television show So Weird
My Blankets: A green blanket, a blue comforter.
Favorite Artists (Right now): Currently, a lot of classic rock... late 70′s and early 80′s.
Dream Trip: Ireland
Dream Job: Becoming a writer.
When Was This Blog Made: December ‘09.
Follower Count: 548
Post: Depends on the week... sometimes it’s every day, sometimes it’s spaced out to a few times a week
Active Followers: Um, I don’t know... sure?
When Did Your Blog Reach Its Peak: lol
Why Did You Get On Tumblr: I needed a space to write down what is in my heart.
Do You Get Asks on a Daily Basis: No.
Why Did You Choose Your URL?: It was an old URL from a blog I used to have.
I decided to bring it back "OLD SCHOOL KUNT" and just rave and rant about love and celebrity marriages and just being fucking happy.
I just saw sarkastickunt video, and it made me fall in love with her that much more.
I wasn't tagged or anything, but I saw this on themisscook and here are my answers.
Name: Whatever strikes your fancy, LOLJK, hey, I'm Suzanne.
Time and date of current moment: 2:35 am 1/3/2015
Average hours of sleep: Between 8-12. Fuck you PCOS.
Last thing I googled: Season 16 Law & Order: SVU
Nicknames: Suz, Q, Pie, Sue, Snail
Birthday: October 12th
Gender: Vageen
Sexual Orientation: Peen
Height: 5’ 2”
Favorite Color: Pink
One place that makes me happy: Barnes & Noble
How many blankets I sleep under: 2 because fuck you winter.
Favorite movie: Garden State
Last book I read: Orange Is The New Black
October 25, 2009
Know what's more boring than watching people play Rock Band? Watching people who are watching people play Rock Band. Kill me. @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 64
Hallmark needs to make a 'Sorry I put it in the wrong hole' card. @sarkastickunt (ms. diagnosed) – 59
The problem with marriage counseling is that it isn't specific to my wife's shortcomings. @awryone (Josh Donoghue) – 59
Many know the story of Peter the Pumpkin Eater but few have heard the sad tale of his sexually deviant brother, Walter the Melon Baller. @MrBigFists (Jonathan Sloan) – 53
That cauldron of Halloween candy has been undressing me with its eyes from across the room all night. Come here you. @thedayhascome (Josh Hopkins) – 52
Turns out Jim's Dance of Love is mostly just him dry humping me while I wear a dour expression and wash dishes. @CcSteff (Stephanie) – 50
My wrestling name would be "City Hall." Because you can't fight city hall. And also because all the other good names are kinda taken. @aedison (Avery Edison) – 45
Going costume shopping for the kids because they vetoed my suggestion that they go as grubby, sticky fingered, little life ruiners. @sarkastickunt (ms. diagnosed) – 45
I'm celebrating Mother-in-law Day by judging you and not shaving my upper lip. @thedayhascome (Josh Hopkins) – 44
Discovering condoms have expiration dates was disappointing on multiple levels. @donchiefnerd (Don Henry) – 42
The term "football widow" is inaccurate because if I was dead, I wouldn't be asking to be brought a beer! HAHA, just kidding honey. Honey? @CranberryPerson (N/A) – 42
When @sween follows someone who follows someone ... who follows someone who follows you. Six degrees of Canadian Bacon. @EightBitsShort (Unavailable) – 41
You show me someone who believes capitalism will fail & I'll show you someone who has never seen a leopard print Snuggie commercial. @OverlandParker (Michael Pierce) – 40
We got a cat for the Twitter material but this one's not funny, so we're having it put to sleep. @rsmallbone (rsmallbone) – 38
Accidentally stumbled upon the doll-parts aisle at the craft store; I've never felt so relieved to not be high. @antichrista (Karate Khrista) – 37
God created Man in His own image so He could watch Himself masturbate. @jasonpermenter (Jason Permenter) – 36
My favorite thing about camping is getting my wife to admit that she poops. @InSoOutSo (insooutso) – 35
Checking into a room at HoJo’s with your Mom. ‘Cause damn it, YOU NEVER LEAVE! @navanax (50% More Slime) – 35
My girlfriend claims to be Italian but I'm skeptical since every time I say fellatio, she just gives me confused look. @roughdiction (RoughDiction) – 34
It's pumpkin carving night. I made sure mine had no guts, tilted it way to the right and called it Rush Limbaugh.. @RexHuppke (Rex Huppke) – 34