#sathanos

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“Peter Parker’s Field Trip to SI” trope but it’s piper and tony comes downstairs and is like “piperrrrrrr have you reconsidered” and she just flips him off, tells him that she’s two interactions away from getting a restraining order, and walks away

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Piper Murdock: it all started when my father became a child soldier

Piper: now here we are

Piper: I’m a lesbian internet icon and spend three evenings every week punching criminals

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matt: no piper you're too injured, you have to stay home today-

piper: you CAGE piper?? you cage her like the bird??? oh! oh! jail for father! jail for father for One Thousand Years!!!!!!!

matt: piper i still don't understand what you're saying stop quoting memes at me

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piper/karen/amy/curtis/madani: *beating frank over the head* STOP BEING AN IDIOT AND ADMIT YOU LIKE US

frank: NO

[adamalade]

Piper, immediately after coming back from a multiversal trip to the dcu: hey dad

Piper: if Wilson Fisk tortured me by beating me with a crowbar to the point where I could hardly walk and then blew up the warehouse he locked me in

Piper: would you kill him

Matt:

Piper:

Matt:

Piper:

Matt: pipes what the fuck

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matt: gaslight

gordon: gatekeep

alfred: girlboss

gotham!piper: manipulate

selina: mansplain

bruce: malewife

[adamalade]

matt: WHAT DO YOU HAVE

piper: A FRANK

matt: NO-

[adamalade]

Joker: aren’t you tired? Don’t you just wanna go apeshit?

Piper:

Piper: yes, actually

Piper: *brutally tortures and murders him*