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How many knives can he fit in a ball gown? Stop asking so many questions. A little corner of my current color wip

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The Blood God, holding up a pig, like straight up a normal pig that’s wriggling: I HAVE FOUND MY GLORIOUS VESSEL!

Other war god: …..are you sure

The Blood God: YOU TAKE THAT DUBIOUS TONE BACK! HE SHALL BE PERFECT IN BATTLE AND THE COOLEST AND BESTEST WARRIOR EVER AND NEVER LOSE NOT EVEN ONCE!!

The Blade: oink oink

The Blood God: 🥺🩸🩸💕🦷🩸👁️💗💕🩸 😳 AWW HE’S SO CUTE. WHO IS THE BANE OF COWARDS AND WHELPS? YOU ARE! YOU ARE!!

#Clenching my jaw on spoilers but it’s so funny I gotta man #Technoblade #dsmp #sbi au #sbi scp au #sbi #scp technoblade #fault au #mcyt #something to nom on

Baby photos. I literally cannot stress enough that scp The Blade straight up was a normal pig

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scp Tommy: oi Tubbo why are you hogging all the food!?

Tubbo: we have to! We’re eating for two, now that our popu-

Tommy: YOU’RE PREGNANT!?

Tubbo: -lation has recovered from- WHAT!? No! No we can’t even get pregnant!

Tommy: wait so you ARE a guy!

Tubbo: no- well, kinda but- no. Tommy, we aren’t a mammal. Bees lay eggs.

Tommy: really? But I’ve never seen you lay one.

Philza: you’ve never seen me lay mine either but you appreciate my omelets anyways

Tommy:

Tubbo:

Tommy: we’ve been eating Phil’s eggs this whole time??

The Blade: all we’ve had to eat for weeks is bacon and eggs and you never questioned where we get them???

Tommy: this group is a nightmare! So you’re telling me I’ve been eating Phil’s unborn babies AND The Blade’s butt this entire time!?

Tubbo: don’t forget honey is just bee vomit!

Tommy: I’ve had it! Next you’re gonna tell me I’ve been eating Wilbur too somehow!

Wilbur: *updating his cannibalism list* actually I’ll be eating you.

Tommy: I’m going back to the Foundation

#Tommy can be a lil transphobic it’s okay terfs went after him for bottom surgery #Tubbo was just trying to celebrate having enough bees to fill up two bodies now…#sbi au #mcyt #sbi #dsmp #fault au #technoblade #tommyinnit #philza #Tubbo #scp wilbur #Scp technoblade #Scp tommy #Scp philza #Scp tubbo #sbi scp au #something to nom on

Problem solving is their forte.

What if Fault Tubbo just thought The Blade was Tommy’s Mary Sue OC (don’t steal!!)

#On the one hand it could be very tragic #Like an imaginary friend invented to protect Tommy from the foundation #On the other hand he sounds like such a ‘this is my cool best friend Tubbo!’#‘He’s the strongest and biggest and has abs and black eyes and is tall’#‘Yes he’s real he goes to a different cell block!!’#fault au #sbi scp au #tommyinnit #tubbo #technoblade #scp tubbo #scp tommyinnit #scp technoblade #clingy duo #bedrock bros #fault memes pog #something to nom on

Beech time! Uh oh, let’s hope Dr. Blake and Webb don’t notice SBI having a party on the other side of the beech…

Tommy and Tubbo distinctly shouldn’t be allowed in the ocean for various reasons. The Blade however is a California Girl and is living his best life as a beech pig. Wilbur eats a pit in the sand that they fill with water so Tommy can safely swim without contaminating the ocean. And Philza is having a WONDERFUL time sunbathing his little lizard self. Plus he spent millions of years as a leviathan and finds it nostalgic.

Dr. Blake funnily enough is having a splendid time and is being Very Normal with her trashy romcom novels and a classic ‘Wine is cheaper than therapy’ glass. Being an evil scp doctor is just her day job, and she needs time to unwind! Webb is running around stressed as hell trying to convince his daughter to play in the water and getting tch s in response.