#scragon

[howlingday]

Taiyang: This is my daughter, Yang.

Yang: Sup...

Jaune: Huh... You two look a lot alike.

Taiyang: (Sniffles) R-Really~?!

Yang: ...

[hauntedhounddragonwoman]

Literally a Monster girlfriend !!

[derhimmel-scanlation]

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[howlingday]

Ruby: Jaune, let's go to the mall!

Jaune: No, Ruby.

Ruby: But I want to get you a new hoodie.

Jaune: Do you, or do you just want to buy me a hoodie, and then slowly steal it for yourself?

Ruby: ...

Jaune: Answer me, Ruby.

[howlingday]

Salem: Cinder, I took you in because you have a use to me. Yet, you have failed to repay me by bringing me the relics, the maiden's powers, AND the silver-eyed girl.

Salem: She may not seem a threat now, but give her time, she will grow in strength. She is, by and far, the most dangerous thing in that band of heroes.

Salem: Do. Not. Fail. Me.

Cinder: Yes, ma'am.

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Cinder: (Kicks down the door) RUBY ROSE! COME OUT AND- (Shoved outside)

Weiss: (Steps on her chest) Listen to me, and listen well, Cinder Fall. Ruby didn't have a good night's sleep last night, so she's taking a nap right now. So help me, if you wake her up, what I do to you AND Salem will make what the Brothers did to the moon look like dropping a tea cup.

Weiss: Are? We? Clear?

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Cinder: ...Are you SURE Ruby is the most dangerous?

[howlingday]

Blake: (Thinking) Ugh... Another guy coming over to hit on me. I'll just reject him and move on.

Jaune: Hey, you look like you know how to break into a car. Can you help me out?

Blake: H-Huh?!

Jaune: I need to steal my boss's car because he's a dick and he fired me. C'mon, don't be a snitch!

[howlingday]

Nora: Hello! I'd like your bloodiest steak, please! It's for my vampire husband.

Neptune: Uh, sure thing.

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Neptune: Hello again! Same order?

Nora: Yes, please!

Neptune: Your husband again?

Nora: No, not this time. I need them for my in-laws. They're vampires, too, like my husband.

Neptune: Of course, ma'am.

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Nora: Hello, again! I need two extra-large bloody steaks today. My werewolf neighbors are coming over tonight.

Neptune: Awesome! I hope the new moon doesn't throw them off too much this week.

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Neptune: Nora has a great sense of humor.

Sun: Really?

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Nora: Neptune is so understanding~!

Jaune: I'm glad to hear that, Nora.

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Ruby: Hi! I'm a vampire hunter, and I have a few questions about your business.

Neptune: (Thinking) I guess the supernatural is a popular topic in this town.

[howlingday]

Nora: Ren, would you still love me if I was a slab of meat?

Ren: ...No, you're food.

Nora: (Gasps) How dare you?! I'm going to tell Jaune on you!

Ren: Go ahead. He could use more meat in his diet.

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Ren: Nora, would love me if-

Nora: Yes.

Ren: Oh!

Nora: You have risked your life to help me survive that horrible day, even years after it happened. I love you, and nothing will ever change that.

Ren: Nora... I can't help but feel bad about my answer when you asked me.

Nora: Oh, Ren~!

Ren: Now, uh, hypothetically, say I happened to accidentally break your favorite syrup bottle.

Nora: ...

Nora: (Runs out) MISSES MAPLE, NO!

Ren: (Chases after) IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!