#security alert

[saywhat-politics]

Wow. The U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem tells Americans they’re on their own.

‘Incompetence Everywhere’: Fury as US Embassy Says Americans Stuck in Israel Are On Their Own | Common Dreams

Outrage as US Embassy in Jerusalem says it's incapable of helping Americans leave Israel amid conflict with Iran. Critics slam embassy's lac

‘Incompetence Everywhere’: Fury as US Embassy Says Americans Stuck in Israel Are On Their Own

“The strike itself is illegal and disastrous but their lack of readiness for what comes next is unforgivable as well,” said Sen. Chris Murphy.

The US Embassy in Jerusalem sparked outrage on Tuesday when it said it was unable to help Americans stuck in Israel leave the country amid an escalating regional conflict with Iran.

In a message posted on social media, the embassy said it “is not in a position at this time to evacuate or directly assist Americans in departing Israel,” and recommended seeking help from Israeli tourism officials.

[girlactionfigure]

A growing number of governments have issued urgent travel advisories in the past days including today, instructing their citizens to leave Iran amid escalating regional tensions and security concerns. 

The United States, United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, and Singapore have formally urged nationals to depart while commercial routes remain available, warning that the situation could deteriorate rapidly. Several European countries - Germany, Poland, Sweden, Serbia and Cyprus - have also advised citizens to leave or avoid all travel to Iran, citing risks of arbitrary detention and limited consular access. 

India has urged its citizens to depart by available means, while Brazil has recommended that nationals leave as well. Canada has issued an “avoid all travel” advisory for Iran, warning of serious security risks and limited ability to provide assistance. China is calling on its citizens not to go to Iran and those currently in Iran to leave the country.

A massive evacuation of American tourists from Israel to Jordan and Egypt is underway.

United States Ambassador to Israel, Mike Huckabee, in an email to embassy staff: 

"Anyone who wants to leave [Israel] should do so today. Focus on getting a seat to anyplace from which you can then continue travel to [Washington] DC, but the first priority will be getting expeditiously out of country.”

[third-law-of-thermodynamics]

New one, looks legit on face value, but deeply suspicious.

Not clicking that link. Nope.

[scpfoundation-site19]

WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS

We thought that getting into the backrooms may help or atleast prolong our time to fight back. But we have failed. The defrosting is done. Mariah Carrey has escaped containment. PLEASE TAKE SHELTER IMMEDIATELY.

[commonwealth-operator]

Major security alert at Somerville Place. An SMT asset has been dispatched via vertibird to support.

[freedomrobot]

Proposal to Congress: Secure Voting Tokens to Protect Every American Vote

on behalf of All Patriot Americans

Posted Date: June 11, 2026 12Pm EDT

Saturday, July 18, 2026 636Am EDT

@realDonaldTrump @elonmusk @DOGE @DHSgov @SecMullinDHS @SecScottBessent @SecRubio @JDVance @ScottPresler @RudyGiuliani

[agent-stone]

uh, security alert??? i dont like the sound of that…

A security alert? I haven't heard anything yet. If there was a security issue, Metal should've come to me unless his security measures are off.

I don't have time to deal with this. I'm making beef stroganoff.