#sejoh

[bakugokemkatsuki]

Fangirls

Iwaizumi Hajime X Reader

Oikawa Toru X Reader (Platonic)

**Genre: Angstish/ Fluff???

**Warning(s): bullying

**Reader is Fem/GN (ish)

**Key: Talking; You, Iwaizumi

You’d been in the same class as Oikawa since middle school. You two were polar opposites in every way. You were introverted and pessimistic while Oikawa was extraverted and optimistic . You were always dressed in black, while Oikawa was very colorful. He was athletic and you were not. Anything you two could be opposites about you were. So how did you ever end up friends with him? Well let’s just say you were sure your teachers absolutely loved torturing you. It all started back in middle school with you two being paired together for a project. It didn’t stop there though, it seemed after that your teachers were always finding a reason to have you two work together. This little thing carried over into high school. Now after being paired together so much you were bound to become friends. You ended up really liking his company and you realized there was way more to him than just his pretty setter “fame”. Now being friends with Oikawa meant Iwaizumi as well. They were a package deal. Now though you and Iwaizumi had more in common then you and Oikawa (i.e. you both liked the same music, similar movies, and had similar color palettes for dressing) you two were still pretty close to opposites. The three of you were really close and you quite liked hanging out with them. Having weekend movie marathons at Oikawa’s house binging the Godzilla movies or Alien Documentaries were some of your favorite memories. You though not one to care much about sports found yourself at there games more and more until you were always there at every game. You quite enjoyed seeing them two play the chemistry on the court was phenomenal and way different from them normally. Now what most people didn’t realize was just how hard being friends with them was. Why? Well once you guys hit high school Oikawa had fans popping up left and right. By second year he had a whole fan club. He quite liked his fans but he never saw the dark side. You were normally bullied not a lot but some back in middle school for being weird, dark, different. Now though, his fan girls were ruthless. It started small but when you seemed unbothered it quickly became physical. They’re push you or shove you or trip you just because you were friends with Oikawa. They would constantly harass you. It was getting really bad, but you didn’t want to ruin your friend’s happiness so you stuck it out. Until one day… The girls had caught you on your way to the gym and like usual were braiding you about why you’re not good enough to be around Oikawa. As you tried to walk past one girl shoved you and when you didn’t fall a second girl shoved you again causing you to fall. While they did this they continued hurling insults until they heard a voice. “Get out of here now and leave her the HELL alone.” Terrified the girls fled without another word. You sat there looking down at the ground. “Please don’t tell him.” Iwaizumi offered you his hand helping you up. “Why? You don’t deserve that.” “He deserves to be happy.” Frustration lacked in Iwaizumi’s voice as he said “So do you. He deserves to know.”After a bit more arguing you agree to tell Oikawa everything. You two stood there looking at each other in since when Iwaizumi finally spoke again. “Um… by the way, what they said… you know it’s not true right. You’re the most beautiful person I know.” “Iwa… I can I be honest?” “Sure.” “I don’t want to ruin our friendship dynamic but I have feelings for you.” “Really?” “Yes. I know a lot of people were expecting me to fall for ‘Shittykawa’ but it’s you.” “Funny enough… I like you too.” You two ended up starting to date not long after that and Oikawa did not take the news well. “WHAT MY BEST FRIENDS ARE DATING NOW I HAVE TO THIRD WHEEL ALL OUR HANG OUTS!!”Though he wined a lot he was the most supportive of the relationship and thought how he couldn’t wait to be the best man at your wedding someday. He was happy for the two of you because you both deserve the world.

[nitrilecoveredhands]

Everyone always talks about the “Iwa-chan” but I am always distracted by Oikawa’s “gaah!” As Iwa headbutts him

[undersero]

from the old blog :)

oikawa is lowkey highkey an asshole. he’ll have those long, pretty fingers pressed deep into your cunny and when you start getting a little teary and sniffly because of the pleasure, he gets pouty with you. and he uses a voice that sounds like he’s mocking you.

“oh princess, does it feel too good in your little cunt?”

“you can’t do anything but cry about it can you?”

“how much more are you gonna cry when i put my cock in there, baby? you know it’s bigger.”

and then! when he’s fucking into you, long and languid strokes of his cock inside your dripping heat- you definitely start crying more. it’s just so much. it’s so big. it feels so good. you don’t know what to do about it other than cry and scratch his back and arms.

and when this happens, he presses his lips to your ear and starts whispering things so naughty that your toes curl.

“i love it when you cry for my cock, baby,” he’d say, his voice sounding hoarse and haggard and gruff. “such a pretty fucking crier.”

his thrusts keep coming, and so do his words.

“but i know that you cum best when you cry, you feel best when you cry, makes me fuckin harder.”

and whether you’ll admit it to yourself or not, it is true: oikawa gives you the best orgasms when you’re crying.

[cherriibabi]

The Sejoh big four responding to their s/o calling them to kill a spider

Not original I saw something similar by @toru-oikawas-milkbread and thought it was really funny so I wanted to give it a try plus I’ve been meaning to try smaus bc everyone who does them are on another level anyways enjoy this crap

Warnings:None

Oikawa:

Iwazumi:

Mattsukawa:

Hanamaki:

Hope you enjoyed😌✌🏾

[1nonly-takahiro]

mattsun invites makki to a funeral crack ; blurb

cw: not proof read , saw the prompt here

makki : i cant believe they’re gone… Good riddance if you ask me!

mattsun : NOT at thE FUNERAL!

[chungster2605]

How I imagine the haikyuu boys would fight or if I think they could (don’t question it, I saw a TikTok):

Hinata: lots of kicks honestly, the boy has combos though, hinata is a pacifist though, but if it came down to it, I think hinata has the potential to beat some ass. But like he’s not overly strong so there are no big hits. 6.5/10 in the do they have hands scale.

Kageyama: I don’t think he’s a great fighter after the first blow, hinata kind of has the reflex thing, but Kageyama is a monster volleyball player; hinata is a monster athlete. He could slap the shit out of you, but I don’t know if he’s whooping ass. 4.5/10.

Tsukki: Never has got in a fight, honestly… I can see him having hands, he’d analyze their mojo or whatever and like taunt and get a good ol one and done, night night punch in. 7.5/10

Yamaguchi: Only if they insult Tsukki or someone important, he won’t kick ass for himself. Aggressive, very slappy. He just starts swinging his arms and surprisingly makes contact. 7/10

Suga: He decks people and punches their lights out. He doesn’t box or mess around; they just straight up get decked and beat the frick up. 9/10

Daichi: don’t mess with him. At this point, call him night quill, because he’ll put you to sleep with ease. 11/10 don’t try to run hands with him unless you are elite

Tanaka: I think he can curbstomp people; him and Noya are pros at jumping people. I mean if the shoe fits I guess, he’s not better than hinata, but enthusiasm makes up for lack of skill. If he gets you to the ground you’re done. Again the tag team with Noya is elite. Mostly punches, not many kicks. 5.5/10

Noya: Aboslute wild card, you really never know what he’s going to do, he’s really doing they most. Biting scratching spitting, are all on the table. Expect some shin kicks. Him and the Tanaka duo is unstoppable. 6/10

Coach Ukai: Bet you didn’t expect his name huh? Well guess what? He’s running the whole show. Man has hands, feet, you name it, he can kick ass with it. Honestly the epitome of badass. 100/10

Kuroo: I don’t think he has hands… well I mean, maybe… he’s pretty smart… I guess he could like Matrix out of the way of punches, but like… he’s so gangly… I guess longer arms mean longer reach… so I think he’d be a better Tsukki, I take back my gut statement. But I still think that Daichi will humble the both of them at the same time. 8/10

Kenma: Feral when the situation calls for it, like Noya, but less energetic. Don’t fight Kenma. 7.5/10 but he will whoop anyone on this list, don’t get it twisted. If he’s mad enough to fight, noting can stop him

Bokuto: Do you really need to ask? Of course he has hand. My guy is built like a train. He’s not as slick with it as Daichi, who just straight up puts you to sleep, but if and when he lands a hit, even if you don’t take a quick snooze from it, unless you a feral Kenma, you are most likely out of commission. 9/10

Akaashi: I—- I want to say that he’s like a better kageyama, but something tells me that he has no reserves when he fights, that little bit of snark he has takes over his soul and he just beats on the other person. Pure rage once someone tries to fight. After kicking some bootay, he will straighten up his tie and walk away like nothing happened. 10/10

Tendo: He’s actually deranged. Of course he can fight. Black Air Force energy. You hit him and he asks for another. He starts fight for fun. 9/10

Ushijima: One Punch. South Paw. That’s it. When this man slaps the soul out of your body, he will hit you so hard that you actually open a rift and time and when you reach your destination, you end up 300 years in the past. That’s how hard he will rock your shit. Just pray that he puts you to sleep on contact. He’ll apologize afterwards though. 12/10

Oikawa: Very slappy, he hits freaking hard though. 7.5/10

Iwaizumi: Has been around the block a few times if you know what I mean. Has power and experience, not a lot of people can beat him. Seasoned fighter, lots of punches, practically a boxer 8.5/ 10

Johzenji High: they as a group just jump people. They can’t fight for shit, but they team up and take people down. 7/10 as a unit 2/10 for individual skill.

[duckymcdoorknob]

akksjajd idk if you meant comment on the post or send you an ask but if i made it in time kagehina for your speedwrite thing you just posted hehehe

ITS THE WAY I JUST SENT YOU THE SAME REQUEST FOR THIS PAIRING SKSNKSN

Parallelism???????

HAPPY 500 ATE!!!

Brontophobic

Ships: Kagehina

Warnings: Thunderstorm mention

Prompt: Shoyo Hinata is heavily brontophobic, meaning he cannot stand the sights or sounds of thunderstorms. One night during a match with Sejoh, a severe storm falls above the gym. How will little bby react? And how will Kageyama make him feel better?

Tags: @lisiwalker, @rebloging-everything, @fushigum, @koushismatchalatte, @littlebbyleesfw

A sudden clap of gentle thunder caused Shoyo to flail and fall to his butt, allowing the attempted quick attack to fall completely short.

“Hinata wh-“

“ ‘msorry! Won’t happen again!”

“Wasn’t that supposed to be that formidable quick that everyone was fawning over?” Oikawa teased with a sneer, letting his fingers brush along the net, “Or maybe the great savant Hinata is finally falling short.”

“Shut up!” Kageyama barked, “Stop using such big words to make yourself sound cooler!”

This pissed Tooru off, causing the brunette to groan and narrow his eyes. The blow of the Ref’s whistle brought them back into play.

Hinata and Kageyama lined up for their freak attack... With an audible smack, the ball completely whizzed past Oikawa and Iwazumi onto the floor.

“There’s the formidable quick.” Kageyama teased in a heavily mocking tone.

The jet-black haired boy couldn’t relish in their little victory over the great king for long, for his mind was fogged with suspicions about his partner.

“Hey, asshole. What was that?” He inquired gently as the team was called for a water break.

“O-oh! Nothin’! Just a little jumpy is all.” Hinata lied straight through his teeth, squeezing an eye shut at the sudden flash of lightning.

That’s when he knew. He figured it was better to not say anything though.

“That better be all, we need you to be here and ready to kick Oikawa’s ass.” Kageyama’s lips curled into a slight sly grin, “He’s been on top for too long. It’s our turn to dethr-“

A slightly louder boom filled the team’s ears, causing them to stare out the windows out of habit. Poor Shoyo flinched and tried to subtly cover his ears with his towel.

“Hm. Looks like a storm is blowing in. I hope they don’t cancel the game.” Suga casually mentioned.

Luckily, Tanaka took notice to his underclassman’s actions, swiftly stepping over to Daichi.

“Cap.” He whispered, “I don’t think Hinata is going to be able to play through the storm.”

“Oh! I wanted to talk to you about a new play idea!” Daichi announced, shortly after pulling his underclassman to the side, “What’s going on?” He whispered.

“Daichi, he doesn’t look okay.” The wing spiker replied in a very hushed tone, “I think he’s scared of the storm.”

Scared was an understatement, thunderstorms were all too much for Shoyo. The drumming rain against the roof made his heart pound, the roaring crashes of thunder made it feel like there was cotton in his throat, the white flashes and bolts of lightning made his breathing heavy and quite uneven. Luckily, the rain outside was gentle, and the thunder was near silent, so he was okay for now.

He had a job to do. No time to worry now.

The orange haired boy rose to his feet, ignoring his upperclassmen’s’ piercing stares, and wobbled toward the court, abandoning his water bottle on the bench beneath him. He assumed his position and waited for the play to begin.

It was all the same pattern. Nishinoya or Daichi receiving Oikawa’s serve, allowing the quick to pull through. Then Kageyama to destroy with service aces, using the exact same serve as his predecessor. Everything was going swimmingly until an absolute explosion of thunder echoed through the gym. Every player paused in shock.

“Weather break. Ten minutes.” The Ref announced and the team turned toward their bench to take another, well deserved, break.

That’s when all Karasuno eyes fell upon Hinata. He was glued to the floor with his hands over his ears, fingers tangled through his hair, pulling tautly. He was shaking vigorously and trying to choke back tears, only seeming to cry harder as the thunder continued to roar outside.

“What’s wrong with him?”

“Is be okay?”

“What’s going on?”

“Daichi? Did you know?”

“Everyone stop! He’s not a circus freak!” Daichi finally hissed, making a move toward Hinata.

“Hinata? Hey, hey. You’re alright.” Kageyama stepped toward his partner, kneeling down to his level, “Everyone get out of the way, or cover him so Sejoh can’t see him.” he barked.

The team obeyed Kageyama’s wishes, placing the blame of his snappy tone for the direness of the situation. They stood around the duo in a circle, facing outward, with Asahi and Tsukishima glaring daggers at Oikawa and his team. Their blockade was perfection.

“K-Kageyama.” Hinata’s eyes were squeezed shut as he trembled, “I... I can’t. I- not... no- can’t- help. please, jus’ help me Kageyama.”

The genuine pain-staking fear that laced Shoyo’s voice was absolutely excruciating to Kageyama. He had never had too prominent of a soft spot for his partner, but seeing the orange haired spiker in such a state caused his heart to squeeze.

“I’m going to take you somewhere, just us.” Kageyama stated in a low tone, “I’ll keep you safe, I promise. It’ll just be you and me. No one else needs to be where we go except for us. Does that sound okay?”

A gentle nod from Hinata was all the team needed for approval. They all moved carefully. Daichi and Suga each grabbed an end, hoisting Hinata up from the floor and onto Kageyama’s shoulders like a backpack. Asahi and Tsukishima stood on their tippy toes to keep them hidden, and Kageyama stood breathing gently, struggling to keep his composure.

“We’re going to go to the club room. Send Suga-San when the weather break is over please, Captain.”

The first year didn’t even wait for his Daichi’s answer. He swiftly turned on his heel and ignored his surroundings. Oikawa’s sudden teasing calls fell upon deaf ears. When they reached the club room, he made a move to set Hinata to his feet, who only clung to him like a frightened cat.

Kageyama sighed and took Shoyo’s hand. He gently maneuvered his partner around to hold him close to his chest. The rain continued to pound against the roof, and the sporadic claps of thunder kept them both on edge for very different reasons.

“You’re okay. You’re safe. Nothing will get you here.” Kageyama whispered, as he brought his head down on top of Hinata’s.

“Don’ let go. Please.” Hinata whimpered as he nuzzled into his partner’s chest.

Tobio let out a fond breath of air and gently placed Hinata’s legs down, wrapping his arms around the smaller boy very tightly.

“I’d never let you go in a time like this.”

He moved to lay them both down on the matting, snuggling the spiker close into his chest. When the thunder began to rumble, signifying an oncoming boom, he covered Hinata’s ears. They remained here until the weather break was over.

When Sugawara gently opened the door, he was met with his two energetic first years cuddling each other on the floor, with Kageyama’s hands still over Hinata’ ears. Except this time, the spiker’s eyes were shut peacefully. His eyebrows were furrowed, but a patient smile was on his face. Suga let out a fond breath of air. Kageyama did it. He put a petrified Hinata at peace.

Perhaps they could have a different setter and spiker for the game.

Since, you know, it was still raining.

And he was pretty sure the boys had fallen asleep.

Suga shut the door and turned on his heel, ready to tell Daichi what he saw, and what his plan for the game was.

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[nachotimemachine]

y'all remember when trashykawa and iwa went and saw kurasano play shiratorizawa? y'know this time:

all I can think of is "two bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay" except they are.