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[cbartonscoffee]

the pitt on twitter pt 11 (part 10 | masterlist | part 12)

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Incorrect quotes (The Pitt)

Robby, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Dennis: Hey.

Javidi: Hi

Frank: Hello

Mel: Hey!

Robby: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Trinity: We were out of Doritos.

—–—–—

Robby: Today I realised I'm old.

Jack: What happened?

Robby: I fell in the hall and instead of laughing, Frank came running to see if I was ok.

Jack:

Robby: I saw fear in his eyes.

—–—–—

*Frank shows up at Rabbot’s house*

Frank: i’ve made a terrible mistake

Robby: given your entire life experience, i’m gonna need you to be more specific

Frank: i kissed john

Robby:

Frank: are you gonna say anything?

Robby: ..i owe Dana so much money

Frank: ugh what do i do?

Jack: well what did he say after you kissed him

Frank: i don’t know

Robby: you don’t remember?

Frank: no, i kissed him then panicked and ran away so now i’m here

Jack: you didn’t even let him process, you just bolted?

Frank: i panicked!

*loud banging on rabbot’s door*

Robby, sarcastic: gee, i wonder who that could be

—–—–—

John: have you told anyone we’re dating?

Frank: yes, John, i have no self control and told the whole Pitt we’re secretly dating

John: okay, no need for the sarcasm

Frank: no, seriously. i have no self control and i told the whole Pitt we’re secretly dating

—–—–—

Frank: what’s your type?

John: kind, brunette, dumb, good sense of humor.

Frank: that sounds kind of like me. Too bad I’m not a girl.

John: did I mention dumb?

Frank: yes.

John: okay just making sure.

—–—–—

Frank: Sometimes I don’t notice an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and everyone’s staring at me weird.

—–—–—

Frank, slams adoption papers on Robby’s dining table: Adopt me.

Robby, slams complete adoption papers back: already have

Frank: What? When?

Jack: your first day at the Pitt

—–—–—

Trinity: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Dennis: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

—–—–—

Frank: Hi John, I'm back.

John: Where the hell were you? You've been gone for 12 hours!

Frank: Ok, so I went on my run right? Then I got a little kidnapped on the way back.

John: What the hell, are you ok?!

Frank: Yeah, I'm just mad they didn't even give me water so when I escaped I was hungry, and I stopped to buy us dinner. Here's your hamburger and onion rings.

—–—–—

Frank: I’d literally take a bullet for you.

John: You’re suicidal, that means nothing.

—–—–—

Robby, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want?

Frank: Blue flavor!

Robby: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry?

Frank: Blue flavor! Blue flavor!

Robby: Blue is not a flavor!

Frank: BLUE FLAVOR!

—–—–—

Mel: What does 'take out' mean?

Frank: Food.

Dennis: Dating

Joy: Murder

Trinity: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

—–—–—

Patient: How many kids do you have?

Robby: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

—–—–—

Robby: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Frank: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Mel: I personally was created in a lab.

Trinity: I just straight up spawned lol.

—–—–—

Robby: Well please don’t let the kids do anything stupid…

Jack: Stupid by my standards or yours?

Robby:

Robby: Stupid by Dana's standards.

Jack: Smart. They will live longer.

—–—–—

Robby: What's on your mind?

Frank, who has been staring into space for an hour: I wonder if I've bought milk from the same cow twice.

—–—–—

Ellis: Langdon's eyes are blue right?

Shen: They are blue and they get these green rims when the light hits them just right.

Ellis: And when was the last time he smiled?

Shen: Last night when I said something that made him laugh.

Ellis: Right and when's my birthday?

Shen:

Ellis: When's my birthday, Shen?

—–—–—

[xwilltruman]

the pitt DMs part 6 bcause i legit forgot i have all these and need to get them out of my gallery

[viktorrcain]

this is the how shen looked at langdon when he came back ,, they're the sweetest 😭 ♡

[captainscurvysvitaminc]

I WIN I WIN BIG DAY FOR CAPTAINSCURVY HAPPY SATURDAY GOOD MORNING ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY

[daeloden]

pitt doodles, my 4 faves!!

[rrrobbin]

I am deeply invested in oblivious sugar baby Frank Langdon. That coffee Jack brings him every day because Jack lost a bet and those were the terms? Yeah Jack threw that bet on purpose just so he could spoil Frank.

That copy of the book Frank had been saving up for, the one Robby lent him? Yeah Robby bought it brand new, and pretended he accidentally bought a second copy forgetting he already had it and Frank can have it.

That hoodie he borrowed and forgot to gave back, from Whitaker? Brand new and washed and worn once just so Frank wouldn’t suspect.

“You’ll get it next time, Park?”

“Pay me back later”, Shen?

‘The extra concert ticket’ Jesse?

I AM HERE FOR IT

[scripturiends]

has everyone seen the challengers langdonmelshen edit yet...