#shit magnet

[marvelgaynesstothemax]

Which emoji(s) does Frank have next to Matt’s name in his contacts?

❤️‍🩹

⛓️❤️

💍❓

🧲💩

😈

Voting ended onJun 3, 2023

Matt has no idea about the emojis, so Frank can keep a little bit of his pride lol

[anna-t-dote]

I have a 10 hr shift tomorrow, then 4 days of *study leave*, (which is a minimum of 7 hrs in the classroom + online shit) I'm working O/T over the weekend because I owe a favour, more *study leave* Mon/Tues, 3 appointments Wednesday and then 3, 12 hr night shifts Thursday to Sunday morning. Who did I piss off and can I buy them chocolate 🍫? I also get the arrest bleep for those nights and last time I was in charge of it we got 7 calls in 9 hrs and we only cover 6 wards.......

[ditch-doc]

I am done. Its been a shit show night

[whatsyouremergency]

dude. 3 GI bleed... BG of 730 with 2 DIFFERENT EKGs AND LACTIC OF 5.02. I touch, THEY CRUMP. I touch 1 GI bleed, she went from 110/72 TO 52/48.

Sounds like you’re a shit magnet like myself. Welcome to the club. I hope it turned out well for you (and your patients).

[whatsyouremergency]

I need this sewn to my scrubs.

[expletive-avoidance]

The last book that made you furious? ‘____ Magnet,’ by Jim Goad.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/04/books/review/patton-oswalt-by-the-book.html

[cyber-prick]

It became a free-speech case. Again and again the goodniks pondered, 'When does free speech go too far?' Here's the answer: Never. It can't. That's why it's free. It's like asking, 'When does a living person become too dead?'

Jim Goad