Jun 15, 2024
One of the only upsides to being a short adult is the clothes you wore as a kid and still like could still fit you (I say as an adult currently wearing a G1 Monster High shirt I've had since I was younger)
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One of the only upsides to being a short adult is the clothes you wore as a kid and still like could still fit you (I say as an adult currently wearing a G1 Monster High shirt I've had since I was younger)
Why do tall people feel the need to make fun of short people for their height. 1) we have feelings too 2) were at the perfect height to inflict pain whether it be in the chest or genital area 3) ANGER IS NOT THE ONLY EMOTION I FEEL. I MAY BE SHORT BUT IM NOT A FUCKING JALAPEÑO PEPPER
(inspired by @myradioheart's post)
Me: -an objectively smallish person-
Me: don't you dare touch this bag that is three times my height and weight I am carrying it and if I fall over and die I will do it so pride thank you
My entire family is short like I think the tallest one of us is 5′6″ on a good day and therefore it is quite common to see any and every member of my family climbing on counters to reach things this includes my 60 year old father
im shorter than ed and i dont like it (im 4'8)
oh man, i am short, too, okay? the world isn’t made for short people. Ed and I know this. but, if it makes you feel better, the FOXO3 gene, also known as the longevity gene, is directly linked to height. it’s scientific fact that people (particularly men) 5′2 and under live longer lives than those 5′4 and taller. with all the shit Ed gets into it may just be the reason he’s still alive. so, maybe we have something to be happy about!!
Short ppl vs. Tall ppl
Tall person: “I’m 5′10″
Short person: “I’m 5′1 and an 1/8″
Tall person: *easily reaches things on the top shelf*
Short person: *ninja climbs on counter to reach bottom shelf*
Tall person: *leans down for hugs*
Short person: *jumps up to wrap arms around tall person’s shoulders, while on tippy toes*
if you are over 6' fucking check your privilege #smh
But you know what they say a women of short satire are generally more intelligent, fiesty and likely to succeed