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Russingon this, Russingon that...
Yes, please do give me Russingon this. And Russingon that. And more Russingon, other Russingon, sweet Russingon, dark Russingon, strawberry shortcake Russingon, forest fire Russingon, cleaning lady AU Russingon, cliff sex Russingon, mayonnaise kink Russingon, and EvErYtHiNG Russingon. Brand their image into my eyes, their destiny into my soul, for they are the first notes of the music that moves me.
Speaking of Silm brain rot have some terrible memes the discord has made for Reasons
Fingon: So, how does poetry work ?
Maglor: Roses are red
Amrod: Mae's balls are blue
Amras: Get your gay ass over there
Celegorm: Or I'll have Huan maul you
Are you normal, or do you sometimes sit in your car making up Silmarillion shitposts as you wait for the caffeine to kick in ?
Fëanorian problem #3:
Removing all that dried blood from under their nails. And don't even get Maglor *started* on keeping nail polish from chipping in these conditions.
No cuz all a girl ever wants is an advent calendar where every door reveals another noldorin hottie but apparently that's too much to ask for ???
every time amaya sees gandalf after a prolonged separation her thought process will always be “olórin you pesky old meddler” 💔💔 she adores that old man i hate it here
she’s the only mf in middle earth who calls him that bc that’s how that pesky old meddler introduced himself when she got dumped there
and if i make amaya someone's controversially young girlfriend then what??
jk i'm already doing that. her gf is a crazy fucking fëanorian loyalist who participated in three kinslaying,, yikes
also probably one of the only mfs to actually slay kin bc i did make her mother one of the teleri. yeah her parents will NOT be happy to see her when they sail for valinor, but i'm turning the undying lands into the real housewives of valinor bc i think that's funny and i live to entertain myself. amaya and her 6'5" girlfriend (hopefully soon to be wife) against the world frfr
also i made glorestor amaya's parents because i simply cannot be stopped. found family/the adoptive father figure(s) is curse that runs through my veins
im never posting this fic omfggggg but to be cringe is to be free ig
