#simp list

[multi-fandom-simp00]

Me getting slightly obsessed with a new character: alright, that's it you're going on the list*

*a list of favorite fictional characters I have in my head

[erenspussy420]

Underappreciated Men of FEH

like ya'll i am a SIMP. Certified SIMP, that has shamelessly adore these men trapped in the gacha game known as FIRE EMBLEM HEROES. like you don't understand how much i love these guys TTuTT.

FIRST ONE PRINCE HRID.

I LITERALLY WAS STUNNED AT THE SIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN WITH LITTLE CONTENT MADE OF HIM

AMAZING LOVING OLDER BROTHER

STOIC OUTSIDE FACE, SWEET BUTTER INSIDE

LIKE MY GOD

HE EVEN LOW KEY ADOPTS THE -FORMER- ENEMY SISTER CAUSE SHE HAS NO ONE. STAIGHT UP BIG BROTHER VIBE AND UGH I WANNA MARRY HIM

"you have warm hands"

""I will lend you my strength. Ask whatever you need of me. I'll do what I can."

He also literally by himself--went into enemy territory on HIS OWN to kill the almost immortal flame king that literally turned his mom into ASHES. He actually made it in, even into the palace

we save him and his family---we have connection with them

canonically he had a dream about us but unfortunately it was forgotten as his bad ass sister Gunthra held the power

HANDSOME.

Next man: Ugh, this man. my boy ALFONSE. PRINCE ALFONSE WHO MIND YOU COMES TO SAVE US WHEN WE GET KIDNAPPED THRICE AND MORE. CONSTANTLY THANKS YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU DONE FOR HIM AND HIS WORLD.

LIKE BRUH---- His dad was straight up eviscerating Alfonse self esteem in front of EVERYONE and Alfonse was like "Yeah...that sounds about right,"

THEN HIS DAD INSULTS OUR BOND WITH HIM AND OUR CHARACTER

Alfonse: Hold the fuck up---

like ya'll we mean so much to him even getting "If anything would happen to you, i won't even know how to live"---ITS ALMOST THAT LITERALLY

HE HAS KILLED GODS; AND THREATENED A DEATH GODDESS

"I'll kill you next"---the gloves are off. Alfonse doesn't fuck around literally. He's kind, but when the tough starts Alfonse can and will make hard decisions.

We have a dream moment where he is us and we are him--like fuck, i dunno man.

-crying- theres a timeline were we DIE (and everyone and his fucking sweetheart sister who i love more than anyone SHARENA) and he became the hottest worst version of himself

LIF

"The dead weep for no one—neither do they smile or laugh. Those are for the living alone."

"I once made a vow to Kiran… The summoner of my world, I mean. We trusted each other. I swore that I would keep Kiran safe… But in the end, I was unable to keep that promise. Alfonse must not make the same mistake I did. And I will protect you myself. Yes, I will continue to fight. Not as Alfonse, but as Líf. For your sake."

I AM NOT OVER HIM AT ALL

[dustsansm2]

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[cinnamon-stixs]

My fictional crush list except the last 2 are completely out of left field

Mean femmes, demon girls, oh and then there’s the kindest woman you’ve ever met and depressed goofy dad.

[j-goffik]

baby got back (back to the past)

[gold-snek-hoe]

My entire type is ugly old men who would probably give you tuberculosis if you slept with them and Marak has to live with the fact that he's the King of my corpse harem (which you're free to use as your new band name, just credit me/j)

To demonstrate, here's a list of other dudes I've simped for (not comprehensive, just the ones that I think fit the theme, ordered from least to most obscure)

1. Musical Beetlejuice

2. Rumplestiltskin from UOAT

3. Horrortale Sans

4. The Creeper from Jeepers Creepers

5. Frankenstein's Creature from Penny Dreadful

6. The Djinn from "Wishmaster"

7. The Leprechaun from those silly Leprechaun movies

8. Peloquin from Nightbreed

9. George Staub from the 2004 movie adaptation of "Riding the Bullet"

[cei606]

my crushes

[gummysunnybear]

>:3

Sun,nexus,Lord eclipse,dark sun,evil lunar,earth,ruin,eclipse,solar,Gemini,nebula,servant sun,servant eclipse,monty,Kc!

Go wild with this-