#skowstart

[brinroberts-blog]

Here’s the deal: 

who even knows if the annual ‘flag day block party’ is going to happen after the past week, but I refuse to spend my 17th birthday alone and fighting with everyone. We’re all pissed, we’re all hurt, and honestly? I don’t give a fuck anymore.  You all have nine days to get your shit together and next Sunday, we’re all going up to the lake. No one gets an ‘out’ of this one. We’ll grab a keg, we’ll grab some burgers and some tents and get the hell out of Ashbourne for 48 hours to hang out in the woods with just us, alcohol and whatever drugs Seth can provide us with. (He isn’t invited, obvs. Just us 8 7.)  No arguments. The Roberts’ birthday has never been anything but a celebration and I’ll be damned if I let all this bullshit ruin it for me this year.  Get ready fuckers. Skinny dipping is required, so don’t even bother packing suits.

[oliverhaynes-blog]

Was 75% sure this day was gonna end in a broken bone.

But I survived! It’s a low bar to be set, but hey, if you aim too high, you get disappointed so, y’know, I’m pretty happy about it. Next time I go out finding spots to do some skate tricks, I’ll need a cameraman to snap some pics for my album. Kinda bummed no one offered today, but okaaaay.

[braxtonroberts-blog]

okay you’re right I owe all of you free pizza but in my defense I’ve been at work for literally seven days for over twelve hours so can I like, owe you Chinese or something instead? Remind me the outside world exists before I drown in marinara sauce or start doing something really weird.

[claudiamarshall-blog1]

It’s that time of year again...

In which I get to change the front glass art of the ice cream shoppe for the summer. I will be taking recommendations/suggestions. Please, nothing above PG. I think PG may even be pushing it. Please and thank you!

Also, if anyone wishes to keep me company after hours while I do this, there will be unlimited ice cream and sorbets...which could be used to make floats...if you catch what I’m throwing...

[phnxaddms-blog]

Okay, so, I just got my phone back because my mom thinks Stella’s going to send me her exact fucking GPS location. The police officers aren’t even cute, I don’t know what her control freak deal is.

But whatever. Sorry I missed the pool party. Did I miss the pool party? Anyone fuck in the changing rooms this time? I could totally do with dropping absinthe into my eyeballs right now.

[brinroberts-blog]

Okay, so, today was like, a whole new level of extra - 

but here’s what I propose: I totally got my set of keys to the pool and I know that, like, half of us have one in our backyard, but a little B&E definitely never hurt anyone and what are the cops gonna do? Send us home to mommy and daddy? We’re already labeled the ‘Stella Squad’, and, I dunno about you, but I am over everyone’s faux sympathy.  We know Stells is out there. We can’t exactly hunt her down ourselves (though I see you tryin’, Phee.) so we go a little extra crazy. We have the perfect excuse. I’ll even help supply the alcohol if North helps supply in the goodies department. C’mon. Who’s in?

[brinroberts-blog]

Listen up, losers.

While the rest of you heathens get to actually enjoy your memorial day weekend, you can find me at the public pool blowing a whistle at moronic children who don’t listen to me anyways. The world is just and unkind and I’m being punished for my absenteeism at the beginning of the week by doing open to close the next three days. #killme

I will still be at the block party on Monday, albeit hella late, but whoever manages to save me some tequila and/or wine coolers (what? They’re good, so fuck y’all) will win a kiss and/or a pack of Marlboro’s from the carton I bought the other night. 

[braxtonroberts-blog]

I don’t know who knows what so here’s the deal:

a) I did not steal a car.

b) yes, my dad Jack had me arrested

c) no, it was not fun or funny and I actually don’t want to joke about it.

So no, no one made me their “wife” and I did not come out with any prison tattoos and no, there was no dropping of any soap involved because I didn’t get any soap. So like... yeah. There ya go.