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And all was well in the world
Slenderman: If you're saying I play favorites then you're wrong. I love ALL my children equally!
*earlier that day*
Slenderman: I don't care for EJ.
Slender, trying to comfort Ben: It’s okay sweetheart you’re still my little pogchamp <3
If you're still doing requests for headcanons, can I have some Dad!Slenderman headcanons? I have a OC who is the daughter of and like his secretary of sorts, and I'm planning to write a small fic about it but I'm at a box of how Slender whould be as a dad. Thank you 😘
Okie dokie let's get to it
*cracks every joint in body*
He gives them as much if his time as he can fit into the day. He wants his kids to grow up feeling loved.
He is fairly strict. What I mean by that is, he really doesn't have a lot of rules, but the ones he has you best damn follow.
"Your curfew is 9. No later." "But Dad I'm 18." "I don't give a shit."
He actually just,,, loves his children so damn much. They mean the world to him.
He's not much for romance partially cause his children always come first??
He's one of those dad's that is an excellent cook. He cooks every. Goddamn. Night. Lasagna is his specialty.
He gets mad at his children really easily, but never stays mad for long.
I mean,,, although he's strict, he let's his kids cuss and stuff. You wanna go to a party? Go to a party. But be home at least 5 minutes before curfew.
He doesn't let his kids date until they are at least 16 years old.
Although he's not a super emotional, mushy-gushy guy, if his kids are upset he wants them to talk to him about it. He will do his very best to understand their situation and provide emotional support.
He holds monthly dinner parties for all the pastas, proxies and his other family or family friends. And you BEST believe that he will force his children to be the best dressed at those dinner parties.
He trains his children in combat from a very young age. He wants them to be prepared, especially in a world like his.
Bro he doesn't trust ANY of the pastas within a 20 mile RADIUS of his babies.
His children must have a lock on their door from the inside. Only Slender has a key to get in from the outside.
He always needs a goodnight hug from his kids before they go to sleep. That is, if they're comfortable with it. Otherwise he just wants to hear a "goodnight."
Teaches his kids to clean up after themselves. Slender ain't no fuckin maid.
His kids need to get up at 9 am every day at latest. He refuses to raise anything but early birds. 😤 Except on Saturdays and Sundays. Saturdays and Sundays you can sleep in as long as you like.
Sorry if this isn't enough,,, I tried :")
Masky: Boss, Hoodie is plotting world domination again, Kate is smoking weed, And Toby just ate two bags of Ghost Peppers.
Slender: Please, Call me dad.
Masky: Do you not care about what I just said?
Slender: No. This happens every week. They'll die out in the next couple minutes.
Slender: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Jeff: Mine just says "Jeff no."
Slender: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
Slenderman: You know what? You're in time out! Get on top of the fridge!
Ben, climbing on top of the fridge: This house is a fucking nightmare!
Slender: *gives Jeff a bath to remove the mess* son :)
Slender: *dries him off and gives him warm clothes* son :)
Slender: *gives Jeff hot food* son :)
Slender: *gives him a comfy bed* son :)
Jeff: *lies on Slender's tummy when he's reading* ...dad...
Slender, voice cracked: son,,,, :')
DHFGSDUHGFSHD PLEEEAAASSSEE ANON UR KILLING ME WITH THIS THATS HIS FUCKIN SON!!!
