#smartchicken

[tshelburn]

Spicy Buffalo wings tonight! These were soaked in @franksredhot Buffalo for about an hour before adding to the grill. I also added a light amount of @meatchurch Holy Voodoo seasoning. These cooked for about 1.5 hours on the @recteq_official RT-700 at 300 then 375 for the last 30 min. Served with blue cheese. Good eats! #buffalowings #hotwings #chickenwings #wings #smartchicken #chicken #franksredhot #buffalosauce #bluecheese #kensdressing #recteq #recteqlifestyle #recteqgrills #recteqbull #pelletgrill #cambro #meatchurch #holyvoodoo (at Springfield, Missouri) https://www.instagram.com/p/CiG8wgLuroI/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[rayshippouuchiha]

Ok trufax i didn't really imagine an accent for you BUT I have a wip with a multiverse thing and one of the Tonies is "Southern belle Stark" and honestly I'm now picturing you and her overlapping in my head and it's amazing. Which is very random but like. I needed you to know.

This is glorious and I love every single bit of it because, honestly, I get so Southern sometimes even I’m taken aback and imagining a Toni like that is fantastic.

Have her curse like a sailor and it’s perfection.

[winterironbang]

Are we doing better on the artist/writer numbers? Because I've got enough of my first piece done that i could do another separate one if that's helpful? This ask is very weirdly phrased sorry

There are about 12 authors more compared to the artists that have signed up, so it’s a much better ratio. It’s up to you if you want to do a second piece, as in previous years we’ve had two artists to a story this year we may have two stories to a piece of art. If you’ve got an idea though, go for it :D

[shanastoryteller]

Okay I gotta break down for them nerds--why the professional Done Fucked Up. First of, they didn't adjust for your face, just blatantly ignoring the lovely chubby girl roundness which is a great way to do a terrible job. By not following the shape of your eyes, they made them look, as you noted, substantially aged, creating bags under your eyes and then choosing a color palette that washed you out. Whereas you followed your actual face and, equally important, personal preference and (1/2)

I mean SKIN TONE. Seriously how did they use the WRONG FOUNDATION? Also they put those falsies on you terribly! And like. What did they do to your eyebrows and why? I feel like I should protect your entire face from the professional. I keep looking and finding more things I want to yell at. And then your own makeup is just--yeah, you're right, not PERFECT but it's good, it makes you look bright and pretty like makeup should. Not...whatever the professional was trying for. (2/2)

omg! lol, i’m answering this publicly because my the first sentence i think i’m supposed to?

but thank you!! you definitely sound like you know what you’re talking about! i just looked at it after and went this is ... wrong

and we both used the same foundation! i think the difference was she did like 3 layers of foundation, powder - foundation - powder, and the powder was not the right shade, where i, a makeup novice, just did a layer of foundation and called it a day

I WAS SO MAD ABOUT THE FALSIES!! like ... it’s partially coming off already, why would you think that’s okay?

ty! <3 <3 <3

[prof-grace-aspen]

I have one cat named Kitten Kitten but the other one is Mutant, also known as Mouth, Menace, Destructicus Caticus, Felinus Rex, Destructo, Biter, Chomper, Rabbit Kicking Fuckface, and honestly whatever pops into my head. She comes running for "Mu'ant" wherein I literally and inexplicably drop the middle t. I too love cats with terrible names and also nicknaming. I had a cat technically named Lily but I always called her Billy Goat Gruff. Also puns. High-Five is an excellent name and I love you.

These are all fantastic, omg!!!!

[tshelburn]

Rotisserie chicken tonight! I seasoned this @smartchicken_official whole chicken with @jovickbrothersdeli oven roasted chicken seasoning and @meatchurch garlic & herb at cooked it on the @kamadojoe Joetisserie at 350 until it reached 170 internal. Unused the @meatermade Meater Plus to watch the temps. It turned out super juicy and tender. Perfect! I added some @olehickorypits Mustard 2.0 sauce to mine. The chicken is served with roasted red potatoes and boiled sweet corn. Great meal! #rotisseriechicken #rotisserie #joetisserie #wholechicken #smartchicken #mustardsauce #meatchurch #garlicandherb #jovichbrothers #juicychicken #roastedpotatoes #sweetcorn #juicycorn #fogocharcoal #teamfogo #kamadojoe #teamred #firesquad #wusthof #meatermade #meaterplus (at Springfield, Missouri) https://www.instagram.com/p/CkFHGmqOjKc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[tshelburn]

Japanese BBQ chicken wings from @meatchurch and @trybachans! These @smartchicken_official party wings were marinated in Bachans original and spicy Japanese bbq sauce with Meat Church Holy Voodoo. I smoked them at 275 on the @recteq_official Bull until they reached 170 internal. They then found there way to my blazing hot @kamadojoe to crispy up the skin. When they were finished I tossed em in some sesame seeds and green onion. Also corn. Excellent wings!! The recipe is on the Meat Church website. 🔥🔥 #japanesebbqwings #chickenwings #wangs #smartchicken #partywings #meatchurch #holyvoodoo #bachans #japanesebbqsauce #greenonion #sesameseeds #recteq #recteqlifestyle #recteqgrills #recteqbull #pelletsmoker #cambro #cambrosummer (at Springfield, Missouri) https://www.instagram.com/p/CefIc3gOUaO/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[tshelburn]

Rotisserie chicken seasoned with @meatchurch Holy Voodoo on our @recteq_official Wyldside with @fogocharcoal and pecan wood. Let’s goooooo! #smartchicken #wholechicken #chicken #meatchurch #holyvoodoo #fogocharcoal #lumpcharcoal #pecanwood #recteq #recteqlifestyle #wyldside #recteqwyldside #livefire #livefirecooking #meater #meatermade (at Springfield, Missouri) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQCo2BQHIHF/?utm_medium=tumblr