I would like to take this time to document the most atypical, ironic, and unpredictable #MDW anyone will likely ever have. Emoji descriptor to follow each item: 1) Made @pillsbury's Apple Cider Porkchops 😋🍎 2) Made Skinny Seasoned Pork Chops with fresh Italian seasoned breadcrumbs and pecorino Romano cheese 🇮🇹🧀 3) Twinned with @jaxston_the_pom on our preferred car riding position 😎🐶🚙 4) Learned how to brace into my belt on #squatday 😀🍑 5) Slipped on my parents's deck in the pouring rain (while wearing the SAME capris I broke my left ankle in last September!!!), and pummeled down eight stairs like a 🐳out of 🌊, resulting in a swollen right ankle and welt-filled leg 🙄😩🤕☔️ 6) as well as several obnoxiously bruised toes 7) and a painful rash of a burn on my left forearm that is in a very questionable placement 🔥😣🔥8) Bought (for the first time in a long time) a bag of nuts in the shells that you have to crack, in which ONE of the THREE Brazil nuts was rotten, thus resulting in me sending an email to @diamondnuts's customer service to let them know my disappointment 😖😔 and 9) Literally LOL'd at myself in Turco's because I didn't know what smoked #Gouda with JAIL was hahaha. 😂🤣🤦🏽♀️ -- but discovered my love for the store and their fresh salmon burgers, and got me some more today! 😍 And there you have it. A true #memorialday. Top that ridiculousness, Instagram world. I dare you to try 😁. #memorialdayweekend #onetoremember #chefkrystinalynne #porkchops #cooking #powerlifting #girlswhopowerlift #fitness #injury #pomeranian #jaxstonthepom62516 #legday #smgpowerlifting #turcos #ridiculous #onlyme #couldhavebeenworse