#snail headcanons

[bloodgoddarlin]

dating c!techno and being c!dreams twin hcs?

oooh, now this is an interesting concept!! let's see 🤔

c!techno x c!Dream's twin!reader hcs

notes: fluff. fluff everywhere, protective techno, also spoils for the new-ish lore techno lore if you haven’t seen it yet

when techno first meets you, it's on doomsday.

dream brings you to the cabin because his big brother instincts were telling him that you'd be safer here.

between the two of you, you were more pacifistic and such, kind hearted and gentle, ect

so naturally, as soon as he meets you, techno's piglin instincts kick in and he's immediately a bit protective of you.

after doomsday, techno goes out of his way to seek you out as much as he can. he gives you little trinkets, usually gold, checks in on you to make sure you're doing alright, that kind of thing.

things take a turn after dream is put in the prison, though.

with dream gone and unable to protect you, you're vunerable and mostly defenseless.

so naturally, techno steps up and takes dream's place as your protector.

it doesn't take long after that for what was just a little crush before to grow into actual, real feelings

eventually, a little bit before his birthday, he decides to confess to you

he brings you out to the flower forest, and you guys have a nice picnic there!!

techno gives you another little trinket-- a necklace he made for you himself out of gold, iron & diamonds and confesses to you that he has feelings for you

you admit you feel the same way & he's honestly so overjoyed

he decides he's gonna get dream out of the prison, then, because he knows how much you miss dream & care about him and... well.

for you, he'd fight the world.

so, for you, he goes to check up on dream and... well, you know what happens :(

[bloodgoddarlin]

Ooh okay could I get c!Techno, C!Dream and (if you write for them I'm not sure who you write for) C!Schlatt and C!Foolish meeting a reader with a thick southern accent? I'm often teased for mine so kinds like comfort with light teasing y'know? Also if you do specific pronouns possibly he/him?

oooh, i shall try my best!! i write for basically all the adults on the smp, though I've only been writing for c!techno since hes on my brain 24/7 aaa hope you like it!!

male!southern!reader x multiple hcs

c!Schlatt:

okay, let's not lie to ourselves here: Schlatt probably thinks your accent is hot.

and he definitely tells you this. constantly.

why he does, he never elaborates, but you're willing to bet it's just because he likes to see you flustered and stuttering all over yourself.

basically he's a huge flirt

sometimes he even gets quackity to help him, which he always obliges.

watch yourself around these two, they'll flirt with you until either combust or turn bright red & then laugh at you about it.

c!Foolish:

foolish thinks your accent is pretty cool!!

he loves to listen to you talk because of this and is always trying to keep the conversation going.

it doesn't take long for him to start crushing on you

eventually, puffy figures out her son has a crush and oh boy, foolish never hears the end of it from her

she's always trying to figure new ways to push you two together, much to foolish's own chargin

good thing you find him charming.

"well, gosh, looks like we got ourselves into a bit if a pickle, eh foolish?"

"uh, yep, y-yeah..."

c!Dream:

speaking of puffy's sons... dream. oh boy.

dream doesn't tease you (after all, sapnap's also got an accent like yours too) but on you, he thinks it's cute.

he'll poke fun at you sometimes for the way you pronounce stuff, but he does that with george too so honestly, he's just giving you equal treatment.

most of the time, though, he's like Schlatt: flirting with you nonstop.

if you flirt back, though, watch out. dream will probably take that as you expressing interest in him and flirt back even harder.

don't be shocked if he nearly kisses you one day, tbh

c!Technoblade:

techno is probably the sweetest when it comes to your accent

one day he just kind stutters out, "i like your uh... voice."

ge's trying his best okay?

whenever you talk you have his full attention

he just... really likes it, for some reason

he denies his feelings for the longest time honestly

then one day you just get fed up and just plant a big ol kiss on his lips.

needless to say, he's yours from then on.

[bloodgoddarlin]

NSFW Alphabet - Sir Billiam Edition

Thank you all so much for 100 followers!!! I really appreciate it so much. As a treat, he the NSFW Alphabet with Sir Billiam! Hope you guys enjoy <3

(As always with my NSFW work, minors pls dni!! Thank you <3)

A= Aftercare 

Billiam may not look like it, but he’s actually very caring, espcially when it comes to aftercare. Whatever you need, just say the word and he’s taken care of it for you. 

B= Body part 

Honestly? He doesn’t have a favorite persay. He loves all of you-- every inch of you is perfect to him, he couldn’t possibly pick. 

C= Cum

He is very much into orgasm denial. He makes sure to train you well so you don’t cum before he tells you to. And if you do, well... he’s happy, that’s for sure. 

D= Dirty secret 

He’s definitely been infatuated with one of his servants/workers before. Just imagine they like.. touch him by accident or something and he immediately excuses himself to his room to take care of some... private business. 

E= Experience 

Yes yes yes, 100%. He is very well educated & has many different partners under his belt for sure. 

F= Favorite position

Either Doggy style or something like reverse cowgirl. He loves having you in his lap so he can sit back and just watch you.

G= Goofy

If it'll make you happy, then yeah, he'll make you laugh. He's been known to crack a few one liners every now and again.

H= Hair

Very clean. After all, his net worth is in the millions! He has to look his best for his beloved.

I= Intimacy

He's rough in a romantic kind of way. Like, he'll go on and on about how amazing you are and how much he loves you while also pounding into you and making you scream for him.

J= Jack off

If he's not actively persuing someone, be it a fellow millionaire or one of the help (usually the later) he does, yes. He's locked himself in closets just to jerk it before if he can't wait.

K= Kink

Like I said, he loves watching. He's probably taken photo or video of himself fucking his lovers before to use later.

L= Location

Literally anywhere. The bedroom, in the shower, the front entrance, he's doesn't care. As long as you're under him or riding his cock, he's could care less where it is.

M= Motivation

He like small & cute partners. Very much a dominant, so if you submit to him, that's an instant turn on. Also refer to him as sir.

N= No

While he is rough, he doesn't want to actively hurt his partners. If it hurts you, chances are he won't want to do it.

O= Oral

Honestly? He lives to give oral. It's one of his favorite kinds of sex.

P= Pace

Piglin hybird = fast past. Like I said, he's rough. Billiam is fast, hard & rough. He lasts a while too, because you know, orgasm denial kink.

Q= Quickie

He doesn't actually like quickies all that much. Having sex with Billiam is a commitment that lasts at least 30 minutes.

R= Risk

If you bring something to him that you'd like to try, then sure! Anything to make you happy.

S= Stamina

Like I said, he goes for at 30 minutes at a time. He has stamina for days. Honestly, he could go literally all day if he really put in the effort.

T= Toys

Depends on what kind of toys honestly. He loves things like blindfolds and handcuffs and rope, but vibes and dildos and stuff aren't really his cup of tea. He'll use them on you, though.

U= Unfair

This man is such a tease, but he can't handle it if he's being teased. It's kind of funny, actually.

V= Volume

This man wants to entire manor to hear when you fuck. He talks so dirty to you, trying to get you to scream his name.

W= Wild card

His weakness is lingerie. If you want him down on his knees, just put on a sexy number and wait for him in the bedroom.

X= X-ray

He's big, for starters, since you know, piglin. You have to be throughly prepped before he even sticks it in you. He'll praise you to high heaven if you somehow manage to take all of him.

Y= Yearning

Through the roof. At all times. Honestly out of all the Techno Ancestors he's definitely the horniest.

Z= Zzzz

He only sleeps if you do. He just likes watching you rest after he's spent a good hour or so marking you up. He loves holding you while he admires his work.

[bloodgoddarlin]

request? For techno? Him being surprised by a reader who is part axolotl? And the reader is very affectionate off the bat so he's off guard with either a hug or a kiss on the cheeks?

i'm gonna do this as headcanons, if that's alright anon!! writing drabbles/oneshots takes a while & i'd feel bad making you wait ; u ;

C!Techno X GN!Affectionate!AxolotlHybrid!Reader HCs

notes: literally just fluff. i'm in a sappy mood today. also philza minecraft being a Good Friend :)

When Techno first met you, it was in a Lush Cave.

you were swimming about with you axolotl brethren, and he swears he'd never a more beautiful, majestic creature in all his 1000+ years alive.

You immediately get attached to him, of course.

You end up following him home and you end up becoming friends!

Piglins aren't normally very affectionate, so... he tends to be a bit jumpy about contact.

He gets used to it though. Eventually.

One time, though, you peck his cheek and he mentally blue screens for at least an hour.

(Phil and Ranboo laugh at him for it later, much to his complete embarrassment)

That's how he realizes he likes more than just a friend.

After that, Techno catches himself staring at you while you kinda... exist? Just being the same room is enough to make his heart beat just a bit faster.

The voices don't help much, either.

"They're so beautiful," "I really like their laugh," "God we are such simps," "TECHNOSIMP," and so on.

He ends up building you a nice indoor tank for you to swim around in.

You love it, of course... and that's how you have a your first real kiss.

Somehow, you're still just friends though. Somehow, someway.

Please for the love of god, just tell him you like him already. Because if you don't, Phil is just gonna push you both into an obsidian box until you both confess.

[bloodgoddarlin]

💥💳💥💳💥💳 headcanons of how the Blood God comfort cuddles the reader after they have been worried for him during the D-day fight

Also permission to be 🍬 anon?

hellooooo!! yes if course, welcome 🍬 anon!! Hope you enjoy these 💖🥰

c!techno post-doomsday cuddles headcanons!!

notes: hurt/comfort fluff, techno is a sweetheart, mentions of greek myths

okay so firsts things first: techno purposely leaves you at home, away from the chaos of the battle, for multiple reasons

tommy's betrayal hurt you just as much (maybe even more so) than it hurt techno, with you getting extraordinarily close to the young lad, even promising him that you'd do whatever it took to help him get his discs back.

not that you weren't good in a fight or that you couldn't take care of yourself but, you weren't like him-- you, by your own nature, were very passive and (more importantly) very pacifistic. you did everything you could not to hurt others, and techno, being the observant man he is, is very, painfully aware of this.

tldr; he doesn't want tommy, or anyone else, to hurt you ever again. be it physically or mentally, he will protect you from as much pain as possible.

so: techno returns home from doomsday, the day won and victory in his heart, his armour covered in ash, brimstone and wither dust.

his first train of thought is to find you, of course, and eventually, he does

he finds you by the fireplace, curled up in a blanket, eyes puffy and red with tearstained cheeks.

well, that just won't do, now will it?

immediately, he takes you into his arms, settling into the sofa with you in his lap as he kisses you all over your face.

"What's wrong, darlin'? Why're you so upset?"

you tell him that you were just so worried about him, fighting so many people at once all on his own, and he just feels his heart melt immediately.

"oh, sweetheart, you're so sweet... c'mere."

he then proceeds to lift you up at take you upstairs.

the two of you spend the rest of the night spending time together, him never leaving your side for more than a few seconds at most.

you both take a bath together, relax, have a nice night, and then, once you're all calmed down, he lays you in bed and cuddles you so close.

you ask him to tell you stories from his past, greek myths, pretty much anything since you love listening to him talk, and of course he obliges you.

he tells you the story of orpheus & eurydice, a love that transcended life and death, and quietly admits to you that in a heartbeat, he'd be your orpheus if you needed him to be.

(that earns him a few kisses for being so damn sweet)

he then tells you about the battle and everything that happened, from the ambush, to dreams tnt grid, everything-- though he makes sure to leave out mention of his confrontation with tommy, knowing how upset you were by his earlier actions.

eventually, he ends up cuddled into your neck, occasionally giving you small kisses here and there, as he just lays there and talks to you and, after a while, you fall asleep in his arms.

he cradles you to his chest, holding you as close as he physically can as he drifts off to sleep himself.

and it's at that moment, on this very night, that technoblade vows to himself that someday, you'll be his eurydice.

[bloodgoddarlin]

Polycule AU Headcanons Part IV | c!Techno/Reader/Titus(OC)

Notes: 18+!! Minors DNI!! Titus Backstory in the beginning, Techno and Titus being fruity af, smut, hurt/comfort. 

Taglist:  @bunnylotl, @victory-is-here, @ravennightingaleandavatempus​

The door clicks shut behind Titus as he goes back into the house.

They taken all his weapons and armor, placed ankle bracelet on him and hooked up an elaborate redstone machine to the land, rigged to blow with TNT in case he tried to escape. 

He sinks into the couch, sobbing loudly and violently. 

Brutus and his men hadn’t changed at all. They were crass as usual, and they kept calling him that word. Firestar. 

It was a piglin word. A slang term, for someone who didn’t have a family. 

He hated it. 

It’s not that Titus was an orphan. He wasn’t, but... his parents didn’t exactly like him very much. 

It’s not his fault they tried to marry him off to some brutal tyrant. Thank god he met Techno when he did. 

Piglin’s don’t have kings or queens or monarchs. They have generals and majors and captains instead. One of the highest honors you could have bestowed upon you is to be the spouse of one of those generals. 

Titus’ family had never been very wealthy. His father and his father’s father and his father before him and so on were all blacksmiths-- he learned everything he knew from his father and older sister. His family made all sorts of weapons for the general and his army.

Growing up, Titus never acted like other kids, let another other boys; he was sensitive, easily frightened, and overall just very kind. He used to cry if you squashed a bug in front of him when he was a child. Not exactly good solider material.

And so, when his parents were made an offer to marry off their son to his in exchange for status, honor and money, they said yes.

Unfortunately for Titus, the man they wanted him to marry was Brutus.

Brutus was like if you had taken all of Techno's worst traits and given them an ego the size of the moon, with a little bit of a superiority complex.

It wasn’t that he was a bad lover. He never hurt him, at least. He just... wasn’t a very good one, either. 

Brutus was violent. He was short-tempered. He absolutely loathed it when people told him he was wrong, especially when he saw them as beneath him.

He remembers feeling so... trapped. Was this all his life was gonna come to? To be a pretty face and touted around like a trophy?

And then, like a hero coming to save the princess from the dragon... He met Technoblade.

Brutus and Techno were so alike, yet oh so different. Where as Brutus would regularly talking down to Titus, Techno listened to him carefully. Brutus didn’t care what he thought or said; Techno took his every breath into consideration as if it were a life or death situation. 

When Techno (or you, for that matted) kissed him, he felt alive. Like he was a living, breathing creatures with thoughts, dreams, wants, needs. It was electric. Made him feel tingly inside, made his heart pound and his mind race.

When Brutus would kiss him, he remembers feeling so... dirty. Used. He hated himself more and more the more he tried to appease him.

When you or Techno make love to him, he feel like he's on cloud nine; a special kind of bliss as he chases his own high while getting drunk on the noises both of you were making, be it your soft gasps or quiet begging or Techno's groans or growls.

Whenever Brutus would have sex with him, all he remembers is feeling disgusted with himself. And even more than that, he felt so... alone. 

One night, Techno had snuck his way into his private quarters. He said, "I found a new realm, I want to start over there." He had looked at him, crimson eyes somewhat hopeful. "Would you come with me if I ask?"

And so, one week before he was supposed to be married, Titus Valirus made a choice: he ran. He ran away with the very man that, in just a few years, he would fall deeply, utterly in love with.

He sighs, his tears long run dry. He was tired. He just wanted to sleep, now. He had no idea if you or Techno would return to him, but gods, he hoped you would.

He lays down, slowly finding himself fall asleep and hoping this was all just a bad dream.

You end up getting lost in the sewers.

They're so massive. Long, winding, interconnected and most of all confusing tunnels, running along the whole realm. You end up meeting up with Techno again, though he seems a little distracted. You note the blood that's now on his pickaxe & armor, but you don't say anything.

Techno leads you out, taking you out the tundra, but stops as he notices the redstone line.

Techno goes underground, and follow him; you both disconnect the redstone line, and he lead you both to back into the house.

When you come back in, you're greeted by the sight of Titus, sat by the fireplace. He tried sleeping, but it didn't last very long. He kept having nightmares.

He embraces you both, quickly and fervently kissing you and Techno.

You are so relieved to be in Titus' arms again. You smile, telling him how happy you are to see him.

With tears in his blue and red eyes, Titus cups your cheeks. "Are you kidding me? I thought I'd lost you both." He kisses you again, and Techno, who lets out a soft laugh.

"Alright, I can already see where this is goin'. Not that I'm complainin'... but first." He says, looking down to the iron ankle monitor around Titus' leg. "We're gettin' rid of that."

Techno sits Titus down at the table, putting his leg up. After some fiddling, you're able to get it off, and once it's off Titus, Techno uses an axe he finds in the armory to destroy it.

Titus jokingly remarks that Techno could crush him like that, and Techno smirks, kissing him wildly and saying, "Don't you test me, boy, I'll actually do it."

They started making out, kissing each other all over, pulled you in, and soon you three were upstairs in the bedroom.

You and Titus make quick work of your clothes, Techno watches in awe of his two lovers as you Titus touch each other all over your naked bodies.

Techno removed his shirt, showing his scars from many battles, as well as a couple tattoos he had all over his body (mostly magic protection runes). He pulls you both into his arms, whispering how much he loves you both-- he would say it every day, until the end of time. He loved you. He loved Titus. You were both his world, his sun and his moon, and he would do anything to be with you both for the rest of time.

Gently, he kisses you. He kisses Titus. You kiss at his neck and shoulders, and Titus does the same.

There's a crash downstairs.

All three of you jump up, but no one more so than Techno. He instantly goes into protector mode, reaching for the sword that was always hidden behind the bed.

"I swear to Zeus himself, if Brutus and his boys are still here I will kill someone."

You and Titus quickly dress, and you follow Techno downstairs, ready to protect your home.

You go down into the basement, and...

...find a boy in a very familiar red and white shirt digging through your chests.

[bloodgoddarlin]

Can I request headcanons about Sir billiams reaction to reader being possesed by the egg (like how skeppy was being all red and dull to everything exept to the egg) how will the relationship work now that reader is not very interested in him anymore

sorry this took so long anon :( i got you!!

Sir Billiam x Possessed!Reader Headcanons

notes: angst. so much angst, billiam is very Depressed, just angst honestly

okay, so, first off. billiam does everything in his power to protect you from the egg.

in fact, for the longest time, you don't even know it's there.

it's all a huge secret, with only billiam and ranbutler being the only ones in the whole estate who really know about it.

billiam isn't stupid. he knows the egg is dangerous. he's seen what it can do-- and he wasn't about to let his beautiful, precious spouse be hurt by it.

so when you end up being possessed by the egg, billiam is more than a little torn up.

he tries to reach out to you, to comfort you, get you back to how you were, but you're just.... numb.

you feel utterly nothing, for no one and no thing. All you care about is the egg, and giving it what it wants.

you stop sleeping in the bedroom with billiam. in fact, you stop sleeping all together. you barely eat. you do just enough to keep yourself alive without sacrificing too much time you could be spending helping the egg.

billiam ends up falling into a dark depression-- so much so that he ends up being possessed by the egg, too.

he's desperate to have you back, to get the little slice of heaven he'd made for himself back. he knew he was a bad, shitty person, but even he deserved that much, right?

ultimately, both you and billiam end up being killed by ranbutler in the egg's chamber, and in you final moments, the egg's influence leaves you and you apologize to him so, so much, you feel so terrible and guilty for what you've done to him, to your love.

billiam just smiles, though.

"it's alright, my love. now we can be together forever in the afterlife."

[bloodgoddarlin]

-Polycule AU Headcanons Part II | c!Techno/Reader/Titus(OC)

Notes: angst, fluff, mentions of Spice & Sexy Times but no actual smut, this is way longer than it should be, slight canon divergence. Goes up through the end of the Manburg v Pogtopia War! Hope you guys enjoy <3

Taglist: @bunnylotl, @victory-is-here​

In the weeks following The Festival, a few things take place. 

First, you gain a lot of new people. Besides Niki, you end up gaining ranks with Fundy, Quackity, and Eret, and while they didn’t exactly join you completely, Pogtopia also gained support of the Badlands as well. 

Techno completely isolated himself during the day, spending all his time grinding all the materials needed, not just for Titus to forge all the necessary weapons and armor, but also to pull off Wilbur’s master plan of blowing Manburg to nothingness. 

At night, he could be found at just out the entrance, voluntarily guarding the door just in case someone were to try and sneak in. 

You usually find yourself going outside and talking to him. 

“I’m worried about Titus,” you blurt out one night. “All he does now is stay in his forge all day, eat, and sleep. That can’t be healthy.” 

Techno tries to soothe your worries. “Us piglin are made of tougher stuff than you humans are,” he says, “Don’t worry. He’ll be fine, he’s been through far worse than this, darlin’.” 

That’s another thing that happened: Techno and Titus both started calling you pet names. Most commonly, the former referred to you as “darlin’” while the latter tended to call you “sweetheart”. It was kind of cute, actually.

They also both started giving you gifts. Randomly you’d find something on your pillow, be it a gold trinket, or some flowers, or a really cool rock-- anything they either one would think that you would like. You made a game out of guessing who left what. It was kind of fun. 

It was Niki who caught on what was really going on first. 

She eventually just couldn’t stand by and let you be this dense anymore, and one day, She just randomly says to you, “You know they both like you, right?” 

You deny her, saying that there was no way that either man really liked you like that, they were just showing their appreciation for you. 

That’s when everything changes. 

One night, instead of being at his post like he usually was, you find Techno in your bed quarters. He looks... very nervous. His face is bright red the moment he sees you, and the brute simply walks up to you and says, “Meet me by the tower at midnight,” and then, without another word, he leaves. 

You think it strange, but decide to leave it until tonight.

You don't see either him nor Titus for the rest of the day.

That night, you head to the tower and go to the top where you see both Titus and Techno, waiting patiently for you.

You notice that they're both holding hands as you approach.

Titus is the one to break the somewhat tense silence. "Hi, (Y/N), thanks for coming to meet us."

"Yeah, sure, of course," you say, looking between the two men, your eyes flickering down to their joined hands. You notice Techno's hand clasp tighter around the shorter man's, looking down at the floor.

Turns out that, after the Festival, something else had changed-- Titus and Techno's relationship.

After you had passed out that night, Titus went out searching for Techno in a fit of worry. He ended up finding him a remote bar in a village a few hundred chunks out from Pogtopia.

"He was drunk as hell," Titus recounted fondly, "and one thing lead to another, and..."

"Boom, we're gay." Techno drawls, and Titus giggles.

The two had decided to keep their relationship on the down low for the time being, not just because of Schlatt but, also, because of Wilbur and his waning sanity. Techno didn't trust either of them not to hurt Titus or use him against him.

You smile. You were happy they'd found each other and honestly, you couldn't think of anyone better for Techno than Titus, though admittedly you kind of wanted to be in his place.

That was when they dropped the bomb on you. 

“(Y/N), we... after the battle, regardless of what happens, Titus and I are gonna head off. Far away, where no one, no government, can subject us to its power, or try to hurt us.” Techno says with the resolve in his eyes of a man who was more than sure of what he wanted. “And we.... uh...” 

“We want you to come with us!” Titus blurts a little too excitedly. 

You’re taken aback. You ask them why they’d want you around, wouldn’t be intruding on their happily every after? You didn’t want to invade their little honeymoon season. 

“You can’t invade if you’re a part of it,” Techno says, and suddenly it all makes sense. 

They were piglins... and piglins liked gold... and they had been giving you gold gifts for weeks. 

They had been courting you. 

They thought is enough to almost make you laugh, but you don’t. Don’t want to upset either of them. 

You ask them, in disbelief, if they’re both serious about this, about you, and they make it very clear that yes, they love you very much, just as much as they loved each other, and they wanted to live the rest of their lives with you, and nice little polycule. 

Naturally, you say yes. 

Everything becomes easier after that. 

Now that Techno and Titus were your partners, you got a few new perks. 

First off, anyone who messes with you immediately backs down once they see Techno’s arm around your shoulder. You don’t see it, but he glares at them as they leave. 

The voices, you find out, absolutely adore you. They always coo and sigh whenever you’re near, which Techno tells you is an event that only occurs when you or Titus are in the room. 

Titus makes each of you special charms, and Techno enchants them so that way, if one of you ever needs one of the others, you can just call them by rubbing at it. 

But moreso than that, Techno, Titus, and now you, spend all of you time leading up to the final battle grinding as much as you can. Not just for the battle ahead, but for the life the three of you would be living together afterwards. A more peaceful one, with less war and hopefully, less violence. 

On the eve of November 15th, the day before the great battle was to take place, Techno takes you and Titus far into the north, to a snowy tundra where a single small cabin sits in the middle of a snowy plain. 

Techno tells you both that this would be your new home after tomorrow, and he wanted you two to stay here for your safety. 

You were hesitant-- you wanted to test your skills in battle, and you were also worried for Techno’s safety. You knew he couldn’t die, and that he could handle himself in most situations, but still... you were worried.

Techno tries to ease your worries, and eventually, you agree to stay home with Titus so you can protect him. 

(Titus gets a little grumpy, muttering that he “can take of himself just fine” but Techno rolls his eyes knowingly, knowing damn well that the man would never even hurt a fly, even if he had no other choice.)

That night, the three of you have long night of passionate lovemaking, and when you wake up in the morning, Techno is long gone. 

You spend the day lounging around with Titus, trying not to think about what what happening back in Manburg with your friends. You feel bad, having not said goodbye to Niki or Eret or any of your friends, but... hopefully they’d understand.

Titus spends all day doting on you, kissing you everywhere he can, and at times you find yourself getting a little frisky with him. You read by the fireplace, close and warm with him-- he tells all kinds of stories about his travels, how he met Techno, all the adventures they’d gone on together. 

And then, as the clock struck on midnight and you were falling asleep in Titus’ arms, there is a sudden loud slam that you can only recognize as the door opening suddenly and someone stumbling inside-- and both of you know exactly who it is. 

Techno is an absolute mess when he gets home. His armor is covered in dirt, grime, and an oddly foreboding black dust. His eyes look... dead, like a part of him had died on that battlefield. You can’t help but notice recently dried tear-streaks, too, but you don’t call him out on them. 

Something bad happened. Something so bad that it even affected Technoblade, the unmoving war machine you called your boyfriend. 

Techno was silent. He refused to look you or Titus in the eye, and with a thick silence following behind, you help him out of his armor and with his minor injuries. Eventually, the three of you lay down for bed and as you rest you head on Techno’s shoulder, he finally breaks the silence. 

“We can never go back,” he says, his voice raspy and hoarse. “We can’t ever go back to L’manburg, ever. Promise me neither of you will.” he pauses, and then adds a soft “please don’t,” as if he was begging you both. 

You share a glance with Titus, and once he nods at you, you smile. 

You both say yes.