Jan 2
Consider: a god of flowers/spring making someone show their penance by having them endure a sneezing fit until he's satisfied.
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Consider: a god of flowers/spring making someone show their penance by having them endure a sneezing fit until he's satisfied.
i fucking hate this kink cuz wdym two innocent little sneezes from this man with no intent to work me up (to my knowledge) did JUST that. WHILE i was at work
like he sneezed twice on call because??? it was cold??? (probably part of it icl) and afterwards my body went hyperdrive and decided horny is the answer
i don’t think it’s because it’s cold he might be GETTING a cold and that’s maybe also a part of it idk man i just wanted to ramble because what the FUCK.
Trapped in a tight space with a giant sneezer who's about to blow their top, literally and figuratively. Imagine trying to make yourself smaller to accommodate their heaving chest as it intrudes more and more into what little space you have left, all while the buttons of their shirt hang on for dear life. Think about the last few hitches; breaths drawn so deep they finally pop the most stubborn of the buttons and send them ricocheting to their doom between your forehead and the wall. The sensation of space closing in around you as they take one final breath contrasted with the sudden freedom of the open air once they finally unleash the sneeze that's been bothering them for so long, decimating their erstwhile prison and sending anything in the way flying.
An imperious monarch who sneezes unabashedly and unrestrained, despite the fact that they could handily topple their palace with how big they get, to remind everyone within a five mile radius that they are the rightful ruler of realm.
They claim to be descended from divinity, and that their thunderous sneezes serve to banish evil and bless their kingdom. Such that after a while, their subjects begin to believe the tremors after the monarch's sneeze are a good omen.
Their courtiers on the other hand know better. The monarch's sneezes are just that, sneezes. Gigantic they may be, but they're otherwise unable to grant blessings of any kind. Worse, there is a very real fear developing among the courtiers that their monarch's sneezes are becoming more powerful than the kingdom can take.
Spells designed to contain them begin to fail, magic handkerchiefs no longer soothe and barriers around the palace start to fray at the edges. The monarch, ever unyielding, absolutely refuses to stifle or hold back; demanding the courtiers find a solution to stop their sneezes from growing any further. When their various solutions fail, the monarch creates one.
The solution they come up with?
If the courtiers are so concerned about their sneezes, they can make it their purpose to hold them back.
I live for the concept of giant sneezes. Something about the idea of being forced to surrender your senses to a force generated within you but simultaneously more powerful than you is just... chef's kiss✨.
On another note:
In a world where giant sneezers exist, the powers that be would create infastructure to suit the needs of those who sneeze bigger than most. But realistically a one size fits all solution doesn't fit everyone, so for your consideration:
A giant sneezer who sneezes too big for the facilities that absorb the impact of their releases. They come in, storm on the horizon, holding back all day, ready to unleash a biblical fit the likes of which none have ever seen. But one sneeze in and the force absorbers are already at their limit, but they have another 5 ready and loaded in the chamber.
You got technicians scrambling to do something as the poor sneezer is trying to stop themselves from huffing, puffing and blowing the place to smithereens.
A bit derivative, but consider: a housekeeper with a violent allergy to dust. Much to their chagrin, they're paired with a klutzy apprentice that needs to be trained. The two of them get sent to an old house about to be put on the market that's positively teeming with dust.
The housekeeper tries their best to be a decent instructor and get the job done as quickly as possible, but inevitably their apprentice knocks something over, sending a cloud of dust into the air.
They predictably erupt with an intense fit of wall shaking sneezes, blasting away the dust cloud and (unintentionally) terrifying their junior.
A 'celebrity' who became famous for their gigantic sneezes and their long-suffering handler who must keep them from indulging the whim to blast away any minor inconvenience at the drop of a hat.
Thankfully, their staying hand is the only one that can prevent their boss from causing any real damage.
Consider a giant sneezer who is fairly popular in their community. People love them, but are always on the look out to prevent a tickle from taking hold of their nose for fear of the devastation that will surely follow.
Of course, no defense can be perfect. Whenever a tickle does take root, it's a race against time for their community to secure any loose objects they don't want to go flying and duck for cover before the sneezer erupts.
As eruptions become more common, and the sneezes more powerful, the sneezer finds more and more people paying attention to their nose above all else.