-sits down to watch fnaf movie expecting nothing because i know it’s gonna be cheesy and mostly made for fans who understand the references-
-what I was not expecting was my mom to ditch her movie and sneak to the empty seat next to me ( she hates the “murder robots” I draw so much) -
-she’s confused but digging the 80’s vibes because she’s an 80’s kid-
-I proceed to explain what’s happening and some of the lore but really the movie and the games are different and are confusing me more honestly idk what’s happening either-
-mom points at toy Freddy and laughs at him-
-mom says Michael Afton is creepy, points and laughs at him-
-mom gets mad about the animatronics having huge teeth and asks me why they’re like that-
-mom laughs at Michael afton part two-
-I have to keep looking away because I’m getting a bit embarrassed when the movie gets real cheesy but mom is absolutely invested-
-mom says she needs to use the restroom like 5 times and that she’ll be back but she never gets up from her seat because she keeps getting distracted by the robots-
-mom points at withered foxy and laughs, she asks me why they sound like Jurassic park dinosaurs-
-I don’t know… why DO they sound like Jurassic park dinosaurs?-
-movie ends-
-where’s Helpy? Why no Helpy? Sad sad pix-
-mom is now asking me to get matching fnaf shirts or a onesie because she liked the movie-
-we are not getting matching fnaf shirts.-








