Patroclus: Just to be sure, are you asking me romantically or platonically?
Achilles, down on one knee, ring still out: You did not just fucking ask me that-

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Patroclus: Just to be sure, are you asking me romantically or platonically?
Achilles, down on one knee, ring still out: You did not just fucking ask me that-
Patroclus/Jacques-Louis David , Achilles Playing the Lyre before Patroclus/Gerard de Lairesse, Achilles Dragging Hectors Body/Gavin Hamilton, Achilles Lamenting the Death of Patroclus/Gavin Hamilton
lyrics: Two Men in Love/The Irrepressibles
Patroclus: please promise me you won't die in battle. I'm scared.
Achilles: 🗡death?😂the only🔥things that are🏹dead💀are my core💪muscles💪because I'm always🕖on my😬GRIND💨🔥🤘Chiron 4:13🙏
The song of achilles/iliad in a nutshell:
Achilles: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Achilles: Not you, Patroclus. You're an angel and we're thrilled to have you here.
Patroclus: *completely serious* I have to get something off my chest...
Achilles: is it your shirt?? I hope its your shirt please
Patroclus: hey what do you want for dinner tonight?
Achilles: your dick
Achilles: *pick sorry autocorrect sucks
Patroclus:
Patroclus:
Achilles:
Patroclus: Achilles this is a verbal conversation