#sofina

[thewitchqifrey]

Edgin whacking people with his lute

[liamfaoisidhe]

I finally made more memes!

[r2x2]

Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves + "Would you have sex with your clone?" meme.

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Just saw D&D: Honor Among Thieves, some thoughts

 - Yes, perfect, this is exactly what I wanted from my D&D movie, complete ridiculousness taken 100% seriously. Perfect. No notes.

 - Watching Chris Pine be a charming little cringe-fail bard is amazing.

 - WHAT SANE MAN WOULD LEAVE A WOMAN LIKE HOLGA?! SHE’S LITERALLY PERFECT! THAT SOUNDS LIKE A YOU PROBLEM BUCKO! SHE’S LITERALLY FLAWLESS!

 - Head: Sofina evil.   Heart: Hrrgh, hot evil lady step on me.

 - Xenk Yendar is the purest force of good in the world and must be protected at all costs. Not that he needs it, but I’m sure he would graciously accept the sentiment.

 - Simon hit his insecurities right in the face. Now I just need me a way to do that too.

 - A beautiful and charming found-family dynamic that made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

 - STOP BULLYING THE FAT DRAGON! HE’S TRYING HIS BEST!

 - No Tarasque. Goddammit.

 - Ultimately, 8/10, needs more Drow and Tarasques.

[chronicallyonlinemillenial]

i know this is probably not a unique idea but i just rewatched the Dungeons & Dragons movie again and want there to be more D&D movies. they don't even necessarily have to be the same characters but they must be the same actors and the BBEG is always Daisy Head.

Randomly an NPC (played by a well known person, like randomly timothee chalamet) will say something weirdly out of context to the story (like something about the plot, blah blah blah—oh have you seen the Remote? The what? then he'd repeat the original dialogue), there will be end of credits cut scenes of the actors playing at the table and the DM is Daisy (hence why she's always the BBEG). the random NPC is a spouse, child, delivery driver, etc in real life.

[problematic-character-tournament]

ROUND 1 — Match 38 of 138

Sofina (Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves)

Problematic because: "She unleashes something called the Beckoning Death on people in Neverwinter during the High Sun Games. She also leverages her position as advisor to Forge, the ruler of Neverwinter, to assist the Red Wizards of Thay and Szass Tam’s conquest of Faerun." Propaganda: "It wouldn’t be a Dungeons and Dragons movie without the evil villain for our favorite adventurer protagonist characters to fight. And Sofina made a very cool villain."

vs. Gabriel (Inside No. 9)

Problematic because: "kills an innocent woman and frames her husband for it" Propaganda: "the whole time I was just sitting there like "OuuuoOuu CLEVER BOY!! good job!! ohhhh you're doing so well sweetie I'm so proud of you!!" this woman didn't deserve to die, but the murder was so well-executed (all puns intended) that I can't even be mad about it"

Who should advance?

Sofina

Gabriel

Remaining time: 1 day 2 hours

(Disclaimer: All text above was sent in by submitters and not written by OP.)

[tolllthedead]

[vampsquatch]

watching Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves isn't enough i need it injected in my veins RIGHT NOW

i'm so serious i'm gonna watch it like more than a hundred times