#sonchop screaming

[sonchop]

The Odyssey // The Odyssey, if Odysseus' men hadn't opened the bag of winds

[sonchop]

the difference

literally the three-minute difference

This bro is broken i still need to talk about it

[sonchop]

Circe:

there are other ways-

Odysseus:

other way?hmm.thennnn

music battle!

Circe:

what-

Odysseus:

music battle!!!!

Circe:

wha

or what if disney made an adaptation of the Odyssey

[sonchop]

hazbin hotel is tangled.

first of all we have a blonde princess who can do some magic stuff, likes to sing about, well, everything and has some daddy issues in the first part of series

oh and also has a scary mode

then there's an emotional damaged inventor friend of blonde (or father lol) with tragic backstory

(they even have the same voice actor)

and ofc the bestie of blonde (or gf) who's always trying to save princess's ass from danger and btw keeps a big secret about her past

aaaaand when the truth came out there was a dramatic moment between them (i don't want to talk about this moment in hazbin i'm still kinda pissed)

uuuhhh yeap, as I said. hazbin is tangled.

[sonchop]

Odysseus in Epic: the musical when his men opened the bag of winds:

Help me close the bag! We can save whatever wind we have to use another day

Come on!

meanwhile Odysseus in Odyssey:

[sonchop]

you know so many people, including me, can't stop thinking and talking about that very upcoming "plot twist" from the new pjo series because they read the book

well, i don't, but I have the power of trauma from the 2010 and 2013 films

we are different

[sonchop]

okay since I've finally decided to speak then i just want to talk about the line from "full speed ahead"

Eurylochus:

We don't know what's ahead

Odysseus:

Give me til sunrise, and if we don't return

Then six hundred men can make this whole place burn

i mean burn? man are you sure? yeah i got that it's just sort of metaphor BUT just imagine this

Soldier:

Commander! the sun is already rising but captain and Polites haven't returned yet what we are going to do?

Eurylochus:

we need a fire.

Soldier:

you mean torch? in order to go and search for captain and Polites?

Eurylochus:

...

Soldier:

...we need fire for torch right?

Eurylochus:

...

Soldier:

........ right?

Eurylochus:

make this whole place burn

Hdsphffpjgfp i just can't -

[sonchop]

okay i know everyone has already talked about it but i'm still dying cause of this moment

i mean guy really went to "okay maybe i should kill myself right now"

and then he just

i swear it was something like that

somebody help him