#source: 8 simple rules

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Giovanni: I can't help but notice that you haven't made any friends out here in the manor yet.

Cyrus: That's because everybody's an idiot.

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Dominique: Don't mess with the the middle child!

[emmysustrai]

Mercury: Life is a series of disappointments broken up by periods of dark depression.

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George: You haven't made any friends outside this house.

Valentine: That's because everybody's an idiot.

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Bugs: (trying to get people to adopt a dog) Make it a real Christmas.  Take home a homeless animal...(scoffs at the person walking away)  Maroon.

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Petunia: Keep Peta off the phone and out of the mall.

Porky: I'm a m-m-man, not a m-m-miracle worker.

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Lola and Penelope: (both yelling at each other) I'm gonna kill you!! Bugs: Goils don't kill each other. (the girls still yell at each other; Bugs waits a moment) At least I said it.

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Jack: Miss Fisher, don't go looking for trouble!

Phryne: I don't. Trouble finds me.