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Erza: I'm gonna teach Natsu a lesson in the only language he understands.

Happy: Japanese.

Erza: What? No. Violence.

Erza: I'm gonna beat the shit out of him.

*Bleach characters but in 7 Days to Die*

Ichigo: Renji! You’re taking too long! Stop killing zombies with dynamite!

Renji: get off my back! This is a brilliant plan.

Rukia: hey Renji! I’m gonna practice target shooting!

Renji: just don’t hit Jared!

Orihime: who is Jared? Oh! Do you guys need more Yucca juice?

Renji: my zombie friend!

Rukia (aiming her rifle at Jared): new target acquired!

Renji: nooooo!

Rukia: honey, he died from a shot to the knee. He wasn’t worth your effort

Kaminari: Legal guardian implies the existence of other, illegal guardians.

Midoriya: Kidnappers.

Kaminari: ...You’re not wrong.

Klaus: I'm scared to go to hell because what if I fall in love with satan

Seamus: isn't that just basic white girl music?

Parvati: BITCH, I'M INDIAN AND I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT.

Harry: I'm a dude and, I'm literally half Asian... AND SHE IS AN ICON.

Ron: oh look at me, i only listen to indie music, I don't know who Taylor swift is.

Seamus: OH FUCK OFF-

Magnus: Hey, what's that notebook?

Alec, holding a list of all the laws they've broken: All the times I've been disappointed in Jace.

Jace: LIAR! IT DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH PAGES!

Langris: I look NOTHING like my brother.

Finesse: There are some similarities.

Langris: ...

Langris: Nevermind, I’ll go outside for a while.

You should get a shirt that says 'not dangerous, but completely annoying.'

Alastor, to Angel Dust

#source: my conversations